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The Children
Member
Wed Apr 29 08:46:55
didnt like it. started off great, ultron is a pussy, a pushover. a fkin nobody. another great potential villain killed off.

the cast is gettin borin. they know it 2. so they crammed a shitload of noobs avengers in2 da movie.

actin is bad as usual. they had 2 cram it up with action sequences 2 fill up da borin plot and even lamer characters and conversations alike.

so the crew is now all tight and shit. some time has passed since the aliens dumped on new york.

so dunt remember which movie but one movie ended with da twins reveal and lokis staff secured by hydra.

So this is where da movie begins.
Before spoilers, ill say this.

Shit is bad. not iron man 3 bad. but bad. story aint that great either. and what was supposed 2 be a cool supervillain turned out 2 be another supervillain who didnt survive hollywoodmakeover. wow, takes great skill 2.

shitload of noob superheros makin an appearance. didnt do jackshit 4 da movie as most were completely SHIT or so fkin lame, its fkin COMICAL. fck this comic bullshit.

whats up with da lame ass story. wow, great start and after that, u just sink in ur seat and wonderin when the fck shit is gonna happen. and when it does happen, u just meh.

I give this shit, 6.7 out of 10. nottin great, very lame shit. i grow tired of the lame ass avengers 2. always makin the same shitty jokes and comments.


MAY CONTAIN SPOILERS.

Ok first of all, da twins were horrible. da chick did a better role than da other guy but with such lack of screentime, u cant really blame them.

pussytron is a pushover. a superb sentient AI that got hollywood on story and powers.

da pussy ultron copies r lame as fck since apparently they r all made out of plastic and even the lamest of lamest 2 avengers can one hit kill fully upgraded iron man suit...isnt that what they were anyway. pussytron himself was so fkin awesome untill he gets stomped 2 da ground by even the lamest of bullshiters. and he was supposed 2 be so supersmart...instead he couldnt do half the shit by himself.

the new avengers crew r lame as shit. bunch of leftover fcks that appeared in previous movies. who the fck cares. i think avengers is dead now since this be the new crew. this is just hollywood tryin 2 fkin suck the moniez out of our wallets. fck that shit.

like everyone tries 2 be in on this mega movie franchise now. i saw suicide squad bein made in2 movie now...bunch of lame ass characters that nobody gave 2 shits about and even lamer actors playin them. like the dude playin joker got so fkin psyched he roided himself up...this fkin idiot is playin a roided up joker? what the fck and gettin millions no doubt 2 do it 2. they just all want 2 be part of this shit. fck that shit.

fck batman vs superman. fck these gayass bitches. fck this shit. the franchise is dead and they r tryin 2 leech as much as possible. this is like the umpteenth freddy vs jason jr meets predator 15 the 2nd. who the fck is waitin 4 all this crap.
stop givin these fckers ur moniez.

very lame how shield is now back again and the ultra good guys right...good guys that run malware and tap in2 every phone, email and traffic and have bugs and shit everywhere. nsa can never be good. period.

lame as the vision, travis or what the fck his name is. fck that shit. i mean really. a superhumanoid motherfcker from a computer with the power of da infinity stone. man that shit mightve worked ina frikkin comic book but we dunt want 2 see that shit on da big screen.
fck this lame ass story tellin and fck the even lamer appearance.

since da infinity stone is in him, does this mean he dies first when thanos collects them or what.

jebus shit is so fkin lame, its unbelievable. none of the visions were even explained and story just gets weirder and weirder. thor needs a vision and he needs good ol doctor 2 help him with that shit? lololol

lame ass fckin shit. this is star wars prequel trilogy lame. period. avengers age of lameness.
The Children
Member
Wed Apr 29 11:03:37
and the hulk & widow bullshit? lmao wtf

and the hulk vs hulkbuster, u fkin shittin me right. hulk is this badass mofo that can even tear down thor and he is supposed 2 just get stronger and stronger as he rages but instead he gets smacked a new one by a fat version of the iron man suit? the same shitty metal ultron pieces gets fkin one hit smacked in da stinkin movie!

and da twins turnin avengers after just 1 vision. i dunt think so. yea sure they were always gonna be avengers but this shit is just loltastic.

the vision...wow culd he be more of a superman rip off or what. pls tell me thanos kills him in da first min coz i dunt want 2 see such a lame ass character on screen. dude playin him is ofc the dude playin travis's voice so this shit is just so fkin lame. iron man possibly most popular character so they give him all kinds of tools and shit but it is gettin lame x lame right now with iron man 3 where pepper becomes a superwoman and now travis becomes the vision a superman copy. he even gets the laser!

Cherub Cow
Member
Wed Apr 29 13:03:56
I look forward to being disappointed..
Palem
Person.
Wed Apr 29 17:30:09
Just to be clear, is the title making fun of the new Avengers movie, or are you reviewing a porn parody of the new avengers movie?
pillz
Member
Wed Apr 29 18:07:01
lol @ "didnt like it. started off great, ultron is a pussy, a pushover. a fkin nobody. another great potential villain killed off. "

Who said Ultron is dead? Even if they said he was, that means nothing. These are comic book movies. Ultron has been 'killed' and 'destroyed' like a dozen times in the comics.

Ultron's best story was, IMO, Annihilation: Conquest. Which happens to be the origin of the 2008 Guardians of the Galaxy. It takes place after Ultron was 'killed' by the Mighty Avengers on Earth during Millar's run.

I don't know where they are going with the GotG next, but if there were a 3rd movie this opens up the possibility to visit that story.
pillz
Member
Thu Apr 30 03:23:02
Bendis. Not Millar.
Hood
Member
Thu Apr 30 03:33:26
"I don't know where they are going with the GotG next"

They'll probably tie up Thanos (at least the infinity gauntlet plot) for GotG 2.
The Children
Member
Thu Apr 30 03:57:24
"Who said Ultron is dead? Even if they said he was, that means nothing. These are comic book movies. Ultron has been 'killed' and 'destroyed' like a dozen times in the comics.
"

>> not the point biatch. not the point. they did however indicate the last of ultron is dead. but not the point.

the point is ultron is mandarin 2.0. he got beat like nottin, all his plans always get disrupted, he cant do anything by himself. he gets beat by everyone includin small time avengers and his big giant plans amount 2 nottin but moronic ideas. who the hell wuld think up of shit like he does, he is supposed 2 be this badass ai.

he cant even beat travis. he cant even build himself. his clone gets one hit killed, it was like watchin centauri all over again. his fkin cradle gets stolen and he snatches black widow lolololol 4 what exactly. lolololol what a lame ass piece of shit movie.
pillz
Member
Thu Apr 30 09:24:37
Hood - Thanos is the villain of the Infinity Wars, Avengers 3 & 4.

I don't doubt that he'll play a role in the next GotG though but it'd be sort of boring to make him appear back to back in GotG and Avengers.
Palem
Person.
Thu Apr 30 16:36:56
Will somebody answer my god damn question!?
The Children
Member
Thu Apr 30 16:39:11
the title was makin fun of ur mom, u little punk.
Cthulhu
Tentacle Rapist
Thu Apr 30 17:24:08
I thought youd made a thread about yourself when I saw age of pussytron
Hood
Member
Thu Apr 30 20:25:29
"Hood - Thanos is the villain of the Infinity Wars, Avengers 3 & 4."

Is this confirmed?
pillz
Member
Thu Apr 30 20:52:29
Well Thanos was behind the events of the Avengers, and is gathering the infinity gems, only one of which so far was not introduced in an Avengers-related film.

So it makes little sense to use him up in GotG.

Plus Infinity Wars is a classic cosmic Marvel story line which revolves around Thanos and his nemesis, Adam Warlock (or rather Warlock's alternate persona, Magnus).

This is partially confusing since Warlock was a member of the 2008 GotG before he 'died' and came back as Magnus who we learned is actually a herald of the cancerverse, or something.

But yeah, Thanos is the big bad guy Marvel has been building up in anticipation of the 2-part Avengers extravaganza.
pillz
Member
Thu Apr 30 20:53:42
uh note: infinity wars was takes place way before 2008 GotG and was an 80s event. Warlock just never stays dead because magnus cosmic destiny plot armor etc.
Palem
Person.
Thu Apr 30 21:36:00
"the title was makin fun of ur mom, u little punk. "

My mother had a hysterectomy. She doesn't have a vagina.
Cherub Cow
Member
Thu Apr 30 21:43:43
but that's not... that's not what a hysterectomy is :(
Palem
Person.
Fri May 01 06:46:20
It's an office joke...I hate this place lol

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R3z652fblO0
Hood
Member
Fri May 01 13:01:00
And reasonable people hate the Office, so we're even.

"Well Thanos was behind the events of the Avengers, and is gathering the infinity gems, only one of which so far was not introduced in an Avengers-related film."

All known to me. Doesn't necessarily make him a planned villain.
Hood
Member
Fri May 01 13:01:22
Er. Doesn't necessarily make him a planned villain for Avengers.
Cherub Cow
Member
Fri May 01 13:42:50
lol@Palem&office

I should be better at references :p
I even missed your return MiB reference until Kay pointed it out
(in this thread):
http://www...hread=72646&time=1430263174730

I promise to do better! ;D
pillz
Member
Sat May 02 13:22:38
http://com...ist-in-the-marvel-cinematic-u/

"As Age of Ultron’s mid-credits stinger revealed, Thanos has officially seized an Infinity Gauntlet and declared that he’ll collect the Infinity Stones himself. Of course, the Gauntlet—which holds all six of the Marvel Universe’s Infinity Stones—was last seen in Odin’s trophy room in Thor. This lead some viewers to wonder how Thanos broke into Asgard’s vaults and took the gauntlet so easily.

But, Marvel Studios Head Kevin Feige recently clarified that Thanos’ gauntlet is not the same one on Asgard. Meaning: the Marvel Cinematic Universe has two Infinity Gauntlets. As Feige put it:

“There are two different gloves," he told CinemaBlend. "That was not Odin’s vault that you see at the end.”

Since the above image confirms that Thanos will collect all six Infinity Stones and achieve god-hood in Avengers: Infinity War, does that mean a Marvel hero could rise to challenge him with a Gauntlet of their own? We suppose we’ll find out in a few year’s time.

Avengers: Infinity War: Part One hits theaters in 2018."

McKobb
Member
Sat May 02 13:33:06
I got your infinity gems right here!
The Children
Member
Sat May 02 13:33:48
thats right niggaz. by makin da villains 2 powerfull they now struggle 2 figure out how da heros culd defeat da villains. and just like how da vision came 2 challenge pussytron in one of da lamest and weakest story telling in recent history, so 2 will thanos fall by some hero wieldin *drum rolls pulease* a SECOND infinity glove. thats right. thats how u do it.

da vision. one of da lamest and weakest story tellin 4 sure but that shit mightve worked in a frikkin comic book. but on da big screen it just screams pussy story tellin. im sorry, it is very hard 2 swallow that bullshit and as if travis wasnt bad enough, now have 2 deal with him in livin flesh form. now that there be another superhero gonna wield that second glove...shit, does this mean da vision is gonna wield that shit...i was kinda hopin thanos kills him in da first min of da movie, but i guess not only is that shit not gonna happen now, he is gonna wield da glove and destroy thanos. i am disappoint. i am severely disappoint.

McKobb
Member
Sat May 02 13:46:27
All they have to do is recruit Dr. Doom to make a cosmic lens out of slices froma skrull to steal galactus's power and duke it out.
Cthulhu
Tentacle Rapist
Sat May 02 17:16:58
Why the fuck are you expected high end serious film when it's based on a kids comic book serious?

I've course it's fucked up and makes no sense, it was directed at children young enough to not question shit when the comic was written.
Cherub Cow
Member
Tue May 05 19:55:31
Just watched it..
Not very good. Probably good for kids though, yes. It was basically just a constant action sequence. Then there were miscellaneous character moments sprinkled in like an afterthought.. like the Hulk and Black Widow's romance — just a random thing that I guess we were supposed to care about but which was crowded out by an over-saturation of action. Whatever. I had no expectations.
Hood
Member
Tue May 05 21:14:27
"like the Hulk and Black Widow's romance"

This was awful and greatly detracted from the movie. Same with the lame bullshit they came up for the maximoff twins' back story.

I liked it. But, as CC said, it was pretty much just action. Which is what I was expecting, really. A war movie without the "this really happened..." hanging over you.
OsamaIsDaWorstPresid
Member
Tue May 05 21:37:44
shez onlie wit him bcos da hulks cock grows 2 da size of a tree wen hez angrie
pillz
Member
Tue May 05 22:31:21
Well everybody, we can rest easy knowing Whedon has left the building (or MCU).
OsamaIsDaWorstPresid
Member
Tue May 05 22:43:23
at lest he cant fuk capten america civil war in da ass

loks leik hes bein a pussie on twiter 2

http://www...e-of-ultron-backlash-1.3062196

Joss Whedon quits Twitter after Avengers: Age of Ultron backlash
pillz
Member
Wed May 06 01:38:48
Civil War will suck dicks, just like the original did.
The Children
Member
Wed May 06 04:56:00
there was never chemistry between hulk and black widow only awkwardness. furthermore this destroys the hulk storyline but hulk movies r a flops anyways so who cares rite...am i rite.

black widow is a poorly portrayed character. but so is about half the cast. the shit is bein carried by iron man and truth be told the first ironman movie was fun, the other two were garbage...so even ironman isnt all that.

and come 2 think about it. those visions were some lame ass crap. did u notice all the visions were parties and dancin and shit. and like literally not one was even explained or whatever. or how it "affected" da avengers. coz they were supposed 2 have been dealt a mental blow after that? lolololol it was a vision of him at a party. how do u get crushed from that?

lame is lame.

and then magically here is hawkeyes family guys! ...who the fck is waitin 2 see that though. noone gives a crap about hawkeye and his family.

we just want 2 see pussytron...coz he is that awesome of a character. 2 bad he got hollywooded and didnt survive the castin.
McKobb
Member
Wed May 06 18:03:58
It did seem forced.
Cherub Cow
Member
Wed May 06 20:56:20
"and come 2 think about it. those visions were some lame ass crap."

That was pretty much the only way they could add conflict into the group, but yeah, it just wasn't done strongly enough..
Like, Captain America's dark dream was supposed to be that he fears that he doesn't have an identity outside of war, so it's suggested that he actually -desires- war or is otherwise denied the possibility of escaping war because of who he has to be (a superhero, with his external connects being long dead). That could be important, but aside from an occasional pensive look, he doesn't have much character development on screen.

It seemed like they kept doing things that saved the character development for each hero's stand-alone movie, which means very little happening for this Avengers movie (aside from the action). Maybe they shot those development scenes but they ended up on the cutting room floor (extras for a DVD release), and instead they make weird theatrical release choices like Hawkeye's family.. like.. okay.. I guess we're taking time out of the movie for -this- .. Then they make it seem like Hawkeye's humanity has to save the group by grounding them in the real, but then.. nothing? Does he do that or anything? Just seemed like there were deleted scenes or plots being saved for the next franchise installment, with the cost being that this becomes another intermediary movie which basically just showcases effects. And that's fine. This is a complaining tone, but I guess if you want to watch all of the movies and take a 3 hour break to watch the Avengers come together and Godzilla some cities, then this movie has its place.
McKobb
Member
Wed May 06 23:36:06
I did like me some hulk rampages. Ain't no rampage like a hulk rampage when the hulk rampages through! But that don't make for a good movie.
McKobb
Member
Wed May 06 23:50:08
http://youtu.be/rccD1EWenio
McKobb
Member
Thu May 07 12:41:23
I did like the introduction of the scarlet witch and quicksilver, not so much for vision which I never jived with
Pillz
Member
Thu May 07 12:59:39
Reminder that Disney is pushing a genocidal basket case to young audiences.
cthulhu
Tentacle Rapist
Sun May 10 00:18:35
No worse than the church pushing an omnipotent genocidal basket case on young audiences
Palem
Person.
Mon May 11 19:52:05
Jealousy.

Just one trait of a perfect being :p
Billah
Member
Wed May 13 03:23:47
THE CHILDRENDS LONGEST POST EVER.
OsamaIsDaWorstPresid
Member
Sun Sep 13 00:31:04
dus ne1 else imagin blak widow slapin hulk durin sex bcos she wants a bigger dick

then da hulk gets angrie durin sex and than his dik cuts blak widow in half and he has 2 tell da teem how she died
Pillz
Member
Mon Sep 14 14:43:30
Yes
Cherub Cow
Member
Mon Sep 14 16:12:12
SFW Hulk Smash:
http://i.imgur.com/YQ4fsU5.gifv
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