Utopia Talk / Politics / The Guardian Conspiracy Theory

charper rank	Sat May 01 15:31:01 2010 Since we know without a doubt that HR is dead (he'd never lie about something like that to his only friends on xmas day) and TG has assumed not only his computer, forums and passwords but also his psychopathic views, pathological lying and general persona, I feel it is possible that the poster knows as HR's brother who posted that HR was dead was in fact TG posing as his brother, after brutally murdering HR at the computer desk. Since then, he's been sitting there in front of HR's computer in a dark house somewhere in Kansas, frying up pieces of HR and eating him, cashing his welfare checks and actually growing into HR. I've seen stupider theories at UP.
Renzo Marquez rank	Sat May 01 15:43:26 2010 And Davey? Is pedophilia genetic?
SmarterthanBush rank	Sat May 01 15:44:45 2010 You got it all wrong. Hot Rod Crossed over from the other side and possessed the poster known as TG, in a futile attempt to regain the modship. It might as well be the fucking ring of sauron as far as Hot Rod is concerned.
SmarterthanBush rank	Sat May 01 15:45:34 2010 I just might see if I can order one online.
charper rank	Sat May 01 15:47:59 2010 I fear that Lil Davey is looking at getting deep fried in double wheat beer batter.
FUCK YOU FAG rank	Sat May 01 15:58:14 2010 He was not posing as his brother, he was his twin brother. I have another theory: let's assume HR is really an old man. Maybe he got very ill and faced a dangerous surgery, one which he thought he would not survive. Se he faked his death to have a last chance to say good-bye to us in a wierd way, because he assumed that he would really die soon. Lucky guy that he is he survived his illness and came back home a few months later. Now he had a problem: how to tell us that he did not die? He invented "The Guardian" as a solution to participate again here without being flamed for fakeing his death.
charper rank	Sat May 01 16:02:48 2010 Doesnt work, if he really did survive a terminal illness, why not just go with that and say that his brother posted prematurely and he actually survived the stroke, though he was dead for a short period of time or something.
charper rank	Sat May 01 16:03:27 2010 On the other hand, that would have been somewhat feasible, which rules that out.
Nimatzo rank	Sat May 01 16:18:58 2010 He is not a carbon copy of HR though, which is strange considering what a poor liar and actor HR was.
SmarterthanBush rank	Sat May 01 16:20:33 2010 All he did was quit with the caps, the *, and the huge spaces in his posts
General Public rank	Sat May 01 16:23:25 2010 Charper/HR one in the same. HR is the ONLY thing that gives ol charpy any validity. Charper/JB??? Charpy, you really are a pathetic little twat.
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Sam Adams rank	Sat May 01 18:39:47 2010 kreel supports this theory
Tea Party rank	Sat May 01 20:12:56 2010 "Charper/JB???" I think that is a 'manlove' thing.
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