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williamthebastard
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Wed Dec 25 16:23:44 2019
Xmas everyone!
Man, I havent had this much fun in 30 years. Bought myself a home studio and guitar for xmas. Man I feel 30 years younger. Gonna go to a nightclub tonight, start a fight and get a girl pregnant, I think. Howz this sound?

https://voca.ro/jLQz8BPPaCD
williamthebastard
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Wed Dec 25 16:23:56 2019
http://voca.ro/jLQz8BPPaCD
williamthebastard
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Wed Dec 25 16:25:06 2019
*Bought myself a home studio and guitar for xmas and a load of weed
Paramount
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Wed Dec 25 16:43:32 2019
Are you still living in France?
williamthebastard
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Wed Dec 25 16:46:56 2019
Yupp! Merry xmas!
williamthebastard
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Wed Dec 25 16:53:11 2019
is hot rod still dead?
Paramount
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Wed Dec 25 16:58:04 2019
Merry Christmas. I liked the guitars but maybe the piano in the beginning sounded too spacey for my taste. But what do I know, maybe this space sound is the new shit. It is good that it is something ”unique” or ”new” – that you have you have your own sound/style.
Rugian
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Wed Dec 25 17:08:13 2019
WTB,

Partaking in Christmas festivities is a terribly bourgeois move. I'm afraid you're going to be purged when the revolution comes.
Average Ameriacn
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Wed Dec 25 17:08:16 2019
THIS is real music:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=woLQI8X2R6Y
williamthebastard
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Wed Dec 25 21:31:30 2019
It is, indeed.
Forwyn
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Thu Dec 26 02:09:55 2019
You've got some talent, man. Thanks for sharing.
TJ
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Thu Dec 26 02:17:16 2019
A chip off the old block I see.
TJ
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Thu Dec 26 03:26:13 2019
williamthebastard
Member Wed Dec 25 08:53:11
is hot rod still dead?

He is unless you can preform an extraordinary miracle. He'll remain dead dead and gone without a son to carry on.
Rugian
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Thu Dec 26 03:51:45 2019
"and gone without a son to carry on."

Stop making me feel sad for him again.

Even though he did watch a tad too much Fox News at the later years of his life, he was a good guy.
The Children
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Thu Dec 26 12:01:32 2019
me too, i got myself a real xmas gift. not this plastic crap but a real gift. so true story.

i been havin some problems for the past few months with my bowels. havin a hard time droppin poop, u know what im sayin.

the poop is real sticky, like real messy and as a result it was hard to shit it out. this lasted for several months and shit.

untill few days ago, i changed my diet again. of course i been tryin 2 changin it up for a while 2 try 2 fix this shit but it never worked.

but 3 days ago, in my latest attempt i change it again.

and god damn it finally came out today. the motherload.

dis da best xmas gift. trust me.
none of all that fake crap. all that consumer and wageslavery bullcrap.

just real life. im gonna treat myself to a big pizza 4 lunch becoz of this.


williamthebastard
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Thu Dec 26 21:37:13 2019
Im glad your arsehole is better and may all your pizzas have fresh mushrooms on them.
The Children
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Thu Dec 26 23:57:41 2019
4 sure it is, since my post i have had went 2 da bathroom 2 more times.

the real old nasty stuff thats in there 4 months probably, thats the stuff thats hardest 2 get rid off. not much came out, but everytime i needed 2 go, i went in with a smile and u know why.

coz daaaammmnnnn u dunt know how good it is 2 know bowels r workin properly again.

fuck it, being middle aged man with no white priviledge is unfair.

williamthebastard
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Sun Dec 29 17:08:58 2019
Thanks for the encouragement. This is what it'll probably end up as once I get a full set of strings and can re-record some guitar tracks, a Beatles hommage at the end.

http://voca.ro/ntNlWD6QkGp
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