Utopia Talk / Politics / I gotta admit Tom Brady is awesome

Im better then you rank	Wed Mar 17 09:02:19 2021 http://twitter.com/TomBrady/status/1371486902503813126 Trying something new here...Hit me up at (415)612-1737. Rule #1...no texting on Gamedays
KreeL rank	Wed Mar 17 19:07:17 2021 I won a buttload of money on the SBowl. Brady didn't even break a sweat.
Rugian rank	Wed Mar 17 23:19:04 2021 Guy is the leader of one of the greatest football dynasties in history, goes to 9 SBs, wins 6, absolutely dominates. At some point he gets the cold shoulder at home, says fuck you, bolts to a new team and promptly proves the haters wrong by winning another SB with them. Is 43 and still in great shape, still looks like a supermodel, and is still banging a supermodel. He is the dictionary definition of an absolute winner. I can't even be mad that he bolted NE for Tampa.
Dukhat rank	Thu Mar 18 18:37:28 2021 Knew they would fix it for Brady after watching the first game of the playoffs and Washington surprising everyone. Wtf was that pass interference call on Tyrann Mathieu on an uncatchable ball. So many fucking egregious miscalls in Brady’s favor throughout the playoffs.
obaminated rank	Fri Mar 19 06:08:18 2021 ^ the jealousy of a cuckholded failure.
earthpig rank	Fri Mar 19 10:21:35 2021 Huh, him and I share a phone number area code AND (per wikipedia) we have the same birthday. What are the odds.
chuck rank	Fri Mar 19 15:02:51 2021 Assuming the Gregorian calendar and a uniform likelihood of each of 326 geographic US area codes and IID: 1/365.2425 * 1/326 = 1/119,069.055 = 0.00000839848775 = 0.0008398487% likelihood So 1 in 120k chance you and Tom Brady would have the same birthday and the same area code.
chuck rank	Fri Mar 19 15:11:06 2021 I'd be shocked if this really is his mobile number as opposed to a VOIP phone number issued by Twilio or similar that he sometimes replies to using a purpose-built app after underlings or computers have filtered out the snuff, CP, and shit talk. Clever bit of marketing for his Goop for men brand though, the idea of texting "Tom Brady's personal phone" feels novel. Can use the Twilio Lookup API to check this if you care enough to set up an account and spend ½ a cent: http://www...p/api#phone-number-type-values
chuck rank	Fri Mar 19 15:23:29 2021 SMS marketing ideas (more targeted at e-commerce and presented upfront as interacting with a brand): http://www.omnisend.com/blog/sms-marketing/ http://postscript.io http://www.sendinblue.com/features/sms-marketing/
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