Utopia Talk / Politics / I need some tax help

Rugian Member	Fri Jun 23 12:31:23 I'm looking to amend some prior year filings for several deductions that I failed to take, but I'm having trouble figuring out what the relevant schedules are. Does anyone happen to know which forms you would report deducts for: - Salaries of no-show employees on my payroll - Salaries of an "employee" whose real job is to service me sexually - Money spent on prostitutes - Airfare to fly said prostitutes to my location - Membership dues to a high-end sex club (even though the owner kicked me out because I was molesting the women there) The total amount of these deductions would be around $160,000. Normally, trying to take these things as deducts would result in the IRS recommending felony charges, but fortunately my dad is a high-ranking government official who can lean on the DOJ on my behalf, so I feel confident I can roll the dice here. Any help would be appreciated. Thanks!
murder Member	Fri Jun 23 13:11:47 You had me going there for a second. lol :o)
obaminated Member	Fri Jun 23 13:12:23 File the hookers under dependents and charities?
obaminated Member	Fri Jun 23 13:14:52 The troll could've been much much better if rugian had tried to be more subtle about needing tax advice. Definitely could've lured cuckhat into an epic fail, probably get tw as well. 5/7
Rugian Member	Fri Jun 23 13:18:07 It's not my finest work Admittedly, but I didn't know how to be subtle about spending a years' salary on hookers.
Rugian Member	Fri Jun 23 13:19:01 Also, I give it only a 10% chance that tw shows up in this thread at all, as the title doesn't mention Trump, Biden, or LGBT shit.
kargen Member	Fri Jun 23 14:34:06 that has never stopped him from trying to turn it into a thread about Trump. I swear if we had a conversation going about spicy or sweet sauce on ribs he would come in with a comment about how Trump likes his steaks and people who like steaks done that way are worse than Hitler.
obaminated Member	Fri Jun 23 18:41:55 Thats not true. You have to bring trump up in the most random of discussions and like a moth to a flame tw will jump all over it. When I first started doing it i thought tw was doing a bit, something like "i can always find something wrong with trump no matter the topic". Well. About the 3rd time I did it I realized it wasn't a bit and TW will, without fail and without humor, object to any topic that trump supports or favors. It's the easiest form I've trolling I've over done on the internet in my many years.
obaminated Member	Fri Jun 23 18:42:41 Over done should be ever done, but over done still fits.
Im better then you 2012 UP Football Champ	Sat Jun 24 00:42:09 Better trolling http://www.youtube.com/shorts/GIy5MDPJT8s
Cherub Cow Member	Sat Jun 24 01:54:56 Hmm, good questions, Rugian. Probably you'll want to impregnate your own niece out of sexual convenience so that you can decrease your financial output in the immediate period. Also, have the DNC launder wealth through your dead brother's wife so that you can go on a bender. Use your HSA to get your crack teeth replaced with veneers. That's non-tax-deductible. And let the sexual blackmail being used against you work *for* you. Like, sure, your dad — whom you call "Pedo Pete" due to his long history of incestuous pedophilia and opportunistic targeting of the youth — is being blackmailed by DNC interests locally and Chinese interests abroad, but because they *need* an infiltrator in the government, you can leverage that need as further suppression of negative coverage in the press. If the cost of covering up or minimizing the story stays below the value of toppling the United States, you're basically in the clear.
Cherub Cow Member	Mon Jun 26 03:33:40 (Posting for reference) From House Ways and Means Committee: Interview of IRS Whistleblower [House dot gov; June 22nd, 2023] http://way...ower-2-Transcript_Redacted.pdf Via "Testimony of IRS Employees Reveals Biden IRS, DOJ Interfered in Tax Investigation of Hunter Biden, Revealing Preferential Treatment for Wealthy and Politically Connected" http://waysandmeans.house.gov/smith-testimony-of-irs-employees-reveals-biden-irs-doj-interfered-in-tax-investigation-of-hunter-biden-revealing-preferential-treatment-for-wealthy-and-politically-connected/ • "The federal government is not treating all taxpayers the same – and providing preferential treatment to the wealthy and well-connected, including the son of the President of the United States." • "The Department of Justice interfered in the investigation into Hunter Biden’s clear tax issues with a “Delay, Divulge, and Deny” campaign – that ultimately shielded him by allowing the statute of limitations to pass on his tax crimes." • "IRS employees worked through the chain of command to blow the whistle on this misconduct – only to be met with hostility and retaliation, leading them to come to the Ways and Means Committee." Things of note from the interview via NY Post: http://nypost.com/2023/06/25/heroic-irs-whistleblower-testimony-ensnarls-hunter-and-joe-biden-in-bribery-scheme/ • The whistleblower's 5-year investigation was constantly slowed and interrupted, in particular around election cycles, so that the information could not be made public. • DOJ and IRS attempted to cover-up the case and its findings. • "Joe joined Hunter and his business partners from the Chinese energy company CEFC at a lunch at the Four Seasons in Washington, DC. This meeting was revealed by Biden family friend Rob Walker when he was interviewed by an IRS and FBI agent in December 2020." • "He told them that Joe Biden had attended a meeting at the Four Seasons with CEFC he believed in 2016. He also told them that CEFC had paid $100,000 a month to Hunter Biden and $65,000 to his uncle Jim, in exchange for their FBI connections and use of the Biden name to promote China’s Belt and Road Initiative around the world." Of this last point, I have been pointing this out in the totalitarians thread: ESG is being used to collapse Western energy and force Western dependence on BRICS+ energy — particularly China's Belt-and-road. The idea is to indebt the West to "green" energy which is provided by un-regulated Chinese strip-mining. The IRS whistleblower is effectively confirming that there was a direct funding from China to the Bidens to make sure that these energy policies would formalize. People should make not that this is *not* the only payment scheme taking place in the West. That is, the Bidens being corrupt traitors on behalf of BRICS is just *part* of the strategy. There are *many* Western oligarch traitors. China also had former NZ PM Ardern running around the Pacific to formalize "sustainability" trade pacts such as ASEAN and the IPEF, Trudeau was selling Canadian independence to similar pacts (e.g., the CPTPP, which Trump opposed), and Gavin Newsom endorsed the CPTPP and joined CPTPP-lite on behalf of California via the CA–NZ Memorandum of Cooperation and the CA–China Memorandum of Understanding. Newsom's sycophant work for China is part of why he's being pushed as a presidential candidate: he would be *another* Chinese puppet.
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