Utopia Talk / Politics / I am super human (ot)

Nimatzo rank	Thu Sep 26 13:53:06 2024 So, apparently I have a very niche physical ability. My Peak expiatory flow, the highest speed at which my lungs can expel air is like in the 1-2% of the population, 130% of expected value, excess of 14 liters/second. Earning me the nickname "The Human hurricane". I just that made that, nobody calls me the human hurricane. But that is it, every other lung function is slightly above or below 100% of expected. If you guys ever need a candle blown out, give me a call :) Do you have any niche super human capabilities?
Paramount rank	Thu Sep 26 14:44:10 2024 As soon as I insert my penis into a woman’s vagina, the woman starts making these loud pleasurable moaning noises. My nickname is ”The woman pleaser”.
murder rank	Thu Sep 26 21:09:37 2024 This thread went off the rails quickly.
Im better then you rank	Thu Sep 26 21:22:03 2024 -Nim IF only Hot Rod knew this fact when you were ten
TheChildren rank	Thu Sep 26 22:55:42 2024 my supapowa is da BD biggust deekus
Nimatzo rank	Fri Sep 27 11:01:38 2024 I should have seen this coming tbh.
Nimatzo rank	Fri Sep 27 11:02:07 2024 But also, I think you guys are jealous.
jergul rank	Fri Sep 27 11:36:58 2024 "excess of 14 liters/second" A simple google shows that is BS. Average lung capacity is 3-5 liters. I hesitate to think what mammal can do what you say you can do. Perhaps a walrus.
jergul rank	Fri Sep 27 11:38:27 2024 Yepp, a walrus VT, 11.5±4.6 l. Are you a walrus, buddy?
murder rank	Fri Sep 27 12:34:41 2024 M4 carbine rate of fire: ~ 700 rounds/min M4 carbine magazine: 30 rounds
Nimatzo rank	Fri Sep 27 13:01:41 2024 Jergul PEF is a measure of the speed, not FVC (Force vital capacity or total lung capacity). I explained in the OP, you even quoted "liters/second"... The normal value (for my age) is around 10 l/s, I clock anything between 12-14 l/s.¨ The bottle neck here was not your googling skills, but your reading and comprehending skills.
Paramount rank	Fri Sep 27 13:37:06 2024 The average size of an erect penis is 5.17 inches. Mine is 7.8 inches. So you can imagine why women make these moaning noises when I’m inside of them.
jergul rank	Fri Sep 27 14:31:51 2024 Nimi Silly walrus. You are exhaling more air than your total lung capacity in a second. You seem to be trying to give us your FEV1 result for your age and height, it would be 4.5 l/s. You added a 10 to that because your memory sucks and you could not remember what they told you.
jergul rank	Fri Sep 27 14:33:14 2024 A male your age of average height would have something in the region of 3.8 l/s. So congrats, you have told us you are "tall".
jergul rank	Fri Sep 27 14:34:19 2024 I totally blame microdosing for your memory lapses.
Average Ameriacn rank	Fri Sep 27 14:45:24 2024 I can mumble MAGA more than 1000 times a day. And all of a sudden, e.g. when I'm shopping, I shout it out loud. Like when I see some dubious-looking wetbacks. And yeah, how they get scared and run away. That's my superpower!
jergul rank	Fri Sep 27 14:57:09 2024 PEF is measured in liters/minute since you did say PEF. It should be at 624 for your age and height. It would be lower for the average population because that includes females and also it is shorter and very slightly older than you.
Paramount rank	Fri Sep 27 15:14:33 2024 If you take a average penis sized man. If he is inside a woman, his woman will only moan roughly 35-45 dB, which is like a whisper. I haven't done a proper measurement yet but I think that my women moan at an avarage of maybe 69 dB or thereabout.
BigDickNegro rank	Fri Sep 27 17:49:40 2024 Didn't know you're a bro!
Nimatzo rank	Fri Sep 27 22:28:23 2024 PEF is measure in l/m or l/s, my iPhone prefers l/min, the calculator I posted l/s. I’m glad you have finally found your bearings and understood what we are talking about! Since what I have at home is a mini spirometry and takes 7-8 seconds to do it makes sense to write it as l/s. Fev1 is measured in liters, the volume exp, I get 4.09-4.3 liters. Yes the normal value for my age and height is 560-660 l/min or around 10 l/s depending in which population data that is used. I get 720-840 l/min or 12–14 l/s. Nice work Jergul, you are finally up to speed and understood the OP! It only took you a day!
Rugian rank	Fri Sep 27 22:41:46 2024 Paramount Member Fri Sep 27 06:37:06 "The average size of an erect penis is 5.17 inches. Mine is 7.8 inches. So you can imagine why women make these moaning noises when I’m inside of them." Maybe it's all of the nickel jokes over the years, but I literally can't imagine you with a woman.
obaminated rank	Fri Sep 27 22:44:22 2024 I can see him paying an escort and counting that as a legitimate date. But really after all these years of getting to know Paramount I sincerely believe he would date a tranny and not think twice about it.
Jebbebiah Wilkins rank	Fri Sep 27 22:58:54 2024 What's wrong with dating a tranny?
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