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Utopia Talk / Politics / I have a brilliant idea
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Rugian
rank | Tue Feb 24 20:13:53 Problem #1: Russia's invasion of Ukraine is still ongoing and shows no signs of ending Problem #2: Trump is obsessed with expanding the territory of the US, causing him to go after "soft" targets like Canada and Greenland. All this has accomplished to date is to form a rift with our traditional allies Solution: Have the US military invade and annex Russian Siberia. It's perfect. Siberia has abundant natural resources and a small population of white people and natives. It looks huge on a map. And what is Russia going to do to stop us? Their entire military is bogged down in Ukraine. It would literally be one of the easiest military operations of all time. I say we annex the entirety of Eastern Siberia and threaten to invade the western half unless Russia agrees to permanently withdraw from Ukraine, and return all captured territories and peoples, and pays $50 trillion in reparations. Fuck Trump, I deserve the Nobel Peace Prize. |
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Sam Adams
rank | Tue Feb 24 20:27:40 Fuck ya Let's do it. |
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Habebe
rank | Tue Feb 24 20:54:49 Do we still get Ukrainian mineral rights? |
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williamthebastard
rank | Wed Feb 25 00:15:41 The trouble is Putin would then release his pics of Trump with a 3 year old speared on his mushroom. Not that Maga voters would care in the slightest, but it wouldnt take long for Ivanka to work out she could add another 500 000 000 per year to their secret nuptial agreement, which would sting him |
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