Utopia Talk / Politics / Greatest sandwiches

The Children rank	Sat Jan 30 21:26:06 2010 I just consumed two big mothafking sandwich which ranks right there as one of the kings of sandwiches. Words cannot describe the taste, smell and utter satisfaction. Just one of these mean mothafkers is twice the size of a big mac. And I ate TWO. I fking OWN. Nothing like fresh, warm ciabatta (straight from the oven; you should have seen the hot air when I sliced it in half), lettuce, tomato slices, big chunk of raw tuna (half a pound of fresh tuna consumed in total, yes I said POUND), cocktail sauce. Yummie yummie. Damn, I can barely move right now. Thats one mean mothafking sandwich. The ingredients costed me a fking arm and a leg but so worth it. So worth it. Raw tuna (not the canned shiat, but fresh raw tuna steaks bought straight from fishmongers). I had the foresight to save some tuna for tomorrow, upon which I will make myself one big ass mean sandwich again. Hahaha its good to be TC.
Madc0w rank	Sat Jan 30 21:30:46 2010 How long did you have to save up your dishwasher's salary to afford them?
Assclown Vega rank	Sat Jan 30 21:35:21 2010 Fish is for poor people.
The Children rank	Sat Jan 30 21:36:52 2010 "Fish is for poor people." >> Delusional kid, why dont you go run along now. I think the muppet show is on tv now.
The Children rank	Sat Jan 30 21:40:26 2010 Hmmm, or I could try this instead. http://hande.files.wordpress.com/2008/06/cimg6970a1.jpg Hmmm, marinate with soysauce and some chilipeppers. And then cook it just for a few seconds so that its still rare inside. Hmm very tempting.
The Children rank	Sat Jan 30 21:47:12 2010 Damn son, now I know how kings feel after a good meal.
The Children rank	Sat Jan 30 21:53:57 2010 I also plan to treat myself to some kobe meat in the coming months, for the grill. Big ciabbatta, lettuce, slices of onions, grilled kobe burger, slices of cucumber and tomato, some mayo on top. I think that would fking rule.
OsamaIsDaWorstPresid rank	Sat Jan 30 22:06:49 2010 "I also plan to treat myself to some kobe meat" u no sum gay chink caled kobe an u plan 2 sample his cok?
State Department rank	Sat Jan 30 22:14:45 2010 Drowning kobe beef in mayo and shit.. what a waste.
Sam Adams rank	Sat Jan 30 22:17:28 2010 lol TC sucks so much he cant even make chinese food right.
Canadian rank	Sat Jan 30 22:22:20 2010 So instead of producing some old homecooking with a Kobe steak, you're making a burger with it, the food of the American worker. Is that self-owned or what?
charper rank	Sat Jan 30 22:24:29 2010 After watching other people eat burgers all his life, you can imagine his pleasure at finally being able to afford his first!
The Children rank	Sat Jan 30 22:31:55 2010 Self owned is the one who thinks he is owning someone who is about to enjoy some of the finer foods this world has to offer. Lmao dumbass. The only reason Im making a burger out of it, is because its easier that way. Grilling is easier than to make a steak out of it. I do not intend to stand in the kitchen and perform hours of physical labor when I can be done in 20 minutes.
Sam Adams rank	Sat Jan 30 22:56:22 2010 lol TC is a dishwasher, he doesnt even know how to grill a steak!
Camaban rank	Sat Jan 30 23:00:40 2010 lol @ sandwich. 14 course meal yesterday at what appears to be the best restaurant in town, paid for by university. (Something you have no chance of ever having happen)
Camaban rank	Sat Jan 30 23:03:10 2010 Also lol @ bothering to mention the price of a meal outside of a five star restaurant.
Camaban rank	Sat Jan 30 23:09:18 2010 Seriously, how poor are you?
Freddy rank	Sun Jan 31 00:35:23 2010 "grilled kobe burger" Most idiotic idea ever. Take the worlds most expensive steak and grind it up. There's a reason hamburger meat isn't made from filet mignon ya dumb fuck.
Mavl rank	Sun Jan 31 00:42:25 2010 Have fun being fat, TC.
licker rank	Sun Jan 31 02:44:08 2010 dumb ass chink getting a hard on for a tuna sandwich
The Children rank	Sun Jan 31 02:46:52 2010 "Most idiotic idea ever. Take the worlds most expensive steak and grind it up. There's a reason hamburger meat isn't made from filet mignon ya dumb fuck." >> actually the "idea" already exists and is already being done. Im just trying it out for myself. OWNED, biatch. Of course, I could also just serve it as a steak with some rice or some potatoes but I fail to see why I should bother with more physical labor when I could be consuming it with less than 20 minutes of labor. The joke is on you.
Freddy rank	Sun Jan 31 02:49:52 2010 "The only reason Im making a burger out of it, is because its easier that way. Grilling is easier than to make a steak out of it. I do not intend to stand in the kitchen and perform hours of physical labor when I can be done in 20 minutes. " Why the fuck does it take you HOURS to grill a steak and 20 minutes for a burger? They should take about the same time, 10 minutes or so depending on doneness. And a Kobe steak BETTER be cooked fucking rare.
The Children rank	Sun Jan 31 02:51:42 2010 The onions, lettuce cucumber and tomatoes dont chop and slice themselves, kid. And the ciabatta has to have some time in the oven. It would be a lovely world where I can just magically make onions and tomatoes appear but alas.
licker rank	Sun Jan 31 02:51:56 2010 Well it's faster to grind up kittens than to try and get the meat off the bones.
Freddy rank	Sun Jan 31 02:52:59 2010 "The onions, lettuce cucumber and tomatoes dont chop and slice themselves, kid. And the ciabatta has to have some time in the oven." You do all that shit while the meat is cooking ya fucknut.
Freddy rank	Sun Jan 31 02:53:46 2010 Jesus Christ, don't you work in a fucking restaurant?
The Children rank	Sun Jan 31 02:54:08 2010 Life is short, so better be enjoying. Im gonna try these suckas and let you kids know how real food tastes like. Hahaha suckers. 1) Kobe burger 2) King crab sandwich Gonna grab myself one of these babies after the kobe. http://www...uploads/largest-king-crab1.jpg
The Children rank	Sun Jan 31 02:55:21 2010 "You do all that shit while the meat is cooking ya fucknut." >> and when did I say otherwise? Its still gonna take roughly 20 minutes or so to do all that crap. Unless you think I got 10 arms working at the same time.
Freddy rank	Sun Jan 31 02:56:37 2010 " and when did I say otherwise? Its still gonna take roughly 20 minutes or so to do all that crap." That would take me all of maybe 5 minutes.
Freddy rank	Sun Jan 31 02:59:01 2010 "King crab sandwich " Total shit. Rock crab is the way to go for sammiches.
Clitoral Hood rank	Sun Jan 31 03:01:51 2010 so what we're getting here is that cooking a steak takes 12-20 minutes, and cooking a hamburger takes 20 minutes. why are you making a hamburger again? oh, right. because cooking meat takes hours (20 minutes). k.
Atma01 rank	Sun Jan 31 03:08:14 2010 Hours to grill a steak? Are you slaughtering the fucking cow yourself or something? Save up your pittance of a wage and buy a George Foreman style grill for the kitchen. That shit works awesome and is fucking easy to clean.
saiko rank	Sun Jan 31 03:15:40 2010 A ciabatta, some lettuce, a tomato, half a pound of fresh tuna, and some cocktail sauce cost you "a fking arm and a leg"? You sure play with the big boys.
Atma01 rank	Sun Jan 31 03:37:51 2010 Hey he did get TWO whole sandwiches out of it. But yeah, it is funny because he is poor.
Cloud Strife rank	Sun Jan 31 03:39:07 2010 I prefer lamb over any cut of beef. That's the ticket to delicious foods.
Camaban rank	Sun Jan 31 06:22:26 2010 >>But yeah, it is funny because he is poor. << He is. And this apparent breaking the bank for 300g of Tuna and planning other sandwiches months ahead is proof of that. >>I prefer lamb over any cut of beef. That's the ticket to delicious foods. << While I hate New Zealand and pretty much all it stands for, the lamb is fucking awesome. That being said, I miss steak right now. A bacon and egg sandwich with steak and chips for dinner would make my day food-wise right now (Large Hindu and Muslim population here. The only meats available are chicken and mutton. Both lovely, but now steak/pork have a forbidden fruit aspect to them) But y'know, while you're enjoying this largesse, this style, why not try something that uses cutlery? Now THAT is class. Actual metal that has been used for the purposes of aiding in the consumption of food!
Atma01 rank	Sun Jan 31 06:34:44 2010 I had steak and mushrooms for dinner last night. I have another one for dinner tonight. I will make sure to savor it twice as much in your honor.
Still Well rank	Sun Jan 31 07:01:34 2010 I made spinach ravioli in venison marinara tonight. It was pretty damn good. But I'm not making it again without a pasta roller, took me an hour to roll out the dough by hand.
kargen rank	Sun Jan 31 08:44:07 2010 I had a tunasalad sandwich leftover from Wednesday, part of a steak leftover from Thursday and a little spagetti from Friday. Took me maybe five minutes total time to prepare. For lunch tomorrow I will either have spagetti sauce on toast or maybe just a couple of oranges. Then I have to start cooking again. Maybe some kind of chicken and veggie stirfry. Monday I might go real crazy and have an open face cheese burger smothered with green chili.
The Children rank	Sun Jan 31 13:47:27 2010 Rock crabs are not anything special. You can buy tons of these all year around in China town and in China and Asia, rock crabs are dirt cheap in local markets. And quite frankly, rock crabs dont even taste that well. Imo of course. Ill stick with the king crab. Hell, if I can spot a spider crab, I might get one as a bonus. "I had a tunasalad sandwich leftover from Wednesday, part of a steak leftover from Thursday" >> lmao tuna from cans taste like shiat. The shiat is dirt dry, has no tuna flavor, usually salted and is the textures are just horrible. Tuna salads are poor mans tuna's.
The Children rank	Sun Jan 31 13:58:30 2010 "A ciabatta, some lettuce, a tomato, half a pound of fresh tuna, and some cocktail sauce cost you "a fking arm and a leg"? You sure play with the big boys." Not exactly cheap stuff that one can consume on a daily basis, now is it. Dumbass. http://www...ategory_Code=F&Product_Count=7 I find it funny how people who eat bacons with eggs or steaks with mushrooms or canned tuna salads try to accuse me of being poor. Look at the cheap shiat you are consuming and realize how owned you are. Muahaha. Bacons and eggs lmao.
Camaban rank	Sun Jan 31 14:10:15 2010 Also not close to being something that you bother making a post about. And lol, $10 USD for an amount that apparently lasts you two days. Don't quite know how to put this, but it is something that one can normally afford to consume on a daily basis. Christ, I'm a student and I could easily afford that. (Yes, I'm aware that other stuff is eaten with it, but none of that shit is a bank breaker) Why one would though is another question, as a monotonous diet is a monotonous diet.
Camaban rank	Sun Jan 31 14:13:21 2010 Incidentally, bacon and eggs is eaten because it tastes awesome. Unlike you, good food is common and cheap enough for me that I neither feel the need to rank food quality by (in your case, minor) price, 'nor do I feel the need to make posts about a meal that probably cost all of $8 USD. (Ok, here it is, but that's because food right here is cheap enough that $8USD buys an amount of quality food fit for a glutton) The very existence of this thread is proof that you are poor.
charper rank	Sun Jan 31 15:09:32 2010 ""A ciabatta, some lettuce, a tomato, half a pound of fresh tuna, and some cocktail sauce cost you "a fking arm and a leg"? You sure play with the big boys." Not exactly cheap stuff that one can consume on a daily basis, now is it. Dumbass. " Rofl! That is common, on the run, lunch food for me.
patom rank	Sun Jan 31 15:21:19 2010 If you are hungry for a good sandwich, Philadelphia area is the place to go. Hogies are the king of sandwiches and the bread in that area is the best. Philly Cheese Steaks aren't bad eating either. Last fall I went down for a visit and also had an old favorite from a really good Deli. Liverwurst thick, Vidalia onion thick w/mustard on fresh Jewish rye. To die for.
The Children rank	Sun Jan 31 15:29:47 2010 AHAHAHA this is fking classic! The sandwiches I had yesterday would have easily been priced at 15-20 in any respectable restaurant. By any means thats a luxurious sandwich. And I had two. You got owned son. Also rofl @you comparing it with meals. I ate sandwiches (albeit very luxurious ones), not fking meals. By any standard, those were very luxurious sandwiches indeed. You have eggs and bacons for dinner, kid. Why do you talk like as if you are so much better off. Eggs and bacons lmao. Thats standard breakfast for anyone living in the west. Thats your dinner. And it sucks little man. It sure does. Hahaha
saiko rank	Sun Jan 31 15:31:01 2010 Yeah, seriously. Fresh tuna sandwich is airport food.
The Children rank	Sun Jan 31 15:32:20 2010 "Rofl! That is common, on the run, lunch food for me." >> the rofl is on you, dumbass. The sandwiches you eat, are like 5 bucks a sandwich that you can get in any subway like vendor. Not only is that standard food, but the way they use salmon or tuna is a disgrace. You get like a tiny slice and thats it. I consumed 300grams of tuna on bread just yesterday. Your daily-on-the-run food provides you with what? 5 grams of tuna that clearly came from a can? Lmao dumbass.
charper rank	Sun Jan 31 15:33:20 2010 No it certainly doesnt at my italian deli you homeless dishwasher rofl
charper rank	Sun Jan 31 15:37:19 2010 Makes you wonder what has TC been living on up till now - cold canned baked beans?
Camaban rank	Sun Jan 31 15:37:42 2010 >>The sandwiches I had yesterday would have easily been priced at 15-20 in any respectable restaurant. << Wow... That's.... That's nothing. You feel that a meal worth up to $20 in a restaurant (where someone else does all the work, and the markup is normally significant) is worth posting about? Wow. I almost feel pity for you.
The Children rank	Sun Jan 31 15:37:56 2010 ^yea it does, turd. Does this look familiar? http://mar...ss.com/2008/07/canned-tuna.jpg Now compare that with this. http://2.b...+Orange+Teriyaki+Sauce+500.jpg Look at the fking difference, you moron. The canned tuna is like 1.99 for 125 grams. The tuna steak is 19 bucks for 100 grams depending on the species (cheapest species).
charper rank	Sun Jan 31 15:40:02 2010 No, that doesnt look familiar that looks like the disgusting kind of shit you would buy. My normal fare is apparently luxury food for you lol
Camaban rank	Sun Jan 31 15:40:09 2010 >>The canned tuna is like 1.99 for 125 grams. The tuna steak is 19 bucks for 100 grams depending on the species (cheapest species). << You didn't read the lnk you posted earlier, did you? http://www...ategory_Code=F&Product_Count=7
charper rank	Sun Jan 31 15:42:00 2010 Too fucking funny. My lunch about 5 days a week costs around $20 with coffee at the end...
charper rank	Sun Jan 31 15:44:09 2010 not even mentioning the social, hungover brunch thing quite often on sundays which is $30-40 and considered nothing like a gourmet meal by us...
Camaban rank	Sun Jan 31 15:45:26 2010 I spend similar amounts on Sushi on a regular basis. Don't think I've ever bothered mentioning it before.
The Children rank	Sun Jan 31 15:46:47 2010 Now imagine one of these babies on bread. Thats a fking steak. THAT is what I consumed. Not your run on the day Subway sandwich, you fking dumbass. http://www.omahasteaks.com/gifs/big/sf097.jpg
Camaban rank	Sun Jan 31 15:49:03 2010 Meh. Sorry dude, the fact remains that you've bothered bragging about an unremarkable meal and made it clear that you believe an unremarkable price to be remarkable. You're poor. Again, I'm a student and similar shit is common to me.
charper rank	Sun Jan 31 15:50:57 2010 The good tuna pic you posted wasnt even a particularly good firm tuna lol. This is what it should look like, homeless vagrant: http://www...t/uploads/2008/02/3_health.jpg
Nekran rank	Sun Jan 31 15:52:54 2010 I think we all have to remember that this kid is living in England, where having a decent sandwich is indeed plenty of reason to get happy about.
saiko rank	Sun Jan 31 16:00:50 2010 Then again, he is a marginalized minority, so overeating is probably not something we should encourage.
saiko rank	Sun Jan 31 20:38:58 2010 Unlike dental hygiene. BRUSH YOUR TEETH TC
The Childlen rank	Sun Jan 31 21:51:09 2010 tomollow i wirr buy icr cleam! 2 huge ice cleam! No! I wrr buy a whore garron of ice cleam! and i wirr put it in the miclowave and dlink it thlough a stlaw because i dont want to waste 20 minutes in the kitchen opening it! kapwnd!!!!
Madc0w rank	Sun Jan 31 21:57:18 2010 TC usually gets his meals out of the dumpster, so this is a big improvement from his usual food.
charper rank	Sun Jan 31 21:59:55 2010 Im actually happy for the lil fellah. Ive been leaving saucers of milk out at night for him but maybe I wont have to do that anymore.
Canadian rank	Sun Jan 31 22:18:15 2010 "The sandwiches I had yesterday would have easily been priced at 15-20 in any respectable restaurant." - With a standard markup, they aren't. Make stuff at home and you pay for only the ingredients. "The tuna steak is 19 bucks for 100 grams depending on the species (cheapest species)." - Where do you shop? It's far cheaper to get Ahi steak/fillets than that, even when its flown in.
mrbeer rank	Sun Jan 31 23:52:04 2010 TC is boasting that he managed to purchase the ingredients for, construct and eat a tuna sandwich. You know, that's not such an achievement for most people.
kargen rank	Mon Feb 01 02:30:58 2010 "Tuna salads are poor mans tuna's." That or if you find that you live 300 miles away from the nearest place that would have any other kind of tuna and closer to 900 miles away from anything actually fresh it is a decent substitute when you just want a tuna sandwich. If I want decent fish I just go catch me a couple of trout. Beats the hell out of tuna at every turn. Then again even the supposed shitty cuts of steak I get will beat to hell almost anything beef you have ever seen. I know what the steer I am about to have slaughtered ate, I know how it was treated, I know who will kill it and how, I tell them how I want it cut up. You on the other hand get whatever happens to make it to market, kind of like me and tuna. "Philly Cheese Steaks aren't bad eating either." Been a long time since I had a good Philly Cheese steak sandwich. Everybody around here fucks them up by adding al kinds of extra crap and I don't ever think to just make one myself. Next Saturday I might spend eight dollars at the FFA calf fry. Yep eight dollars for all the calf fries I can eat accompanied by dishes made by farmers wives for a school fundraiser. That is some good eating!
The Powers That Be rank	Mon Feb 01 16:28:27 2010 "Been a long time since I had a good Philly Cheese steak sandwich. Everybody around here fucks them up by adding al kinds of extra crap and I don't ever think to just make one myself." Any Philly native will tell you that the secret to the best cheesesteak is the roll.
Cloud Strife rank	Mon Feb 01 17:23:59 2010 ` I spend similar amounts on Sushi on a regular basis. Don't think I've ever bothered mentioning it before. ' I'm glad someone brought up Sushi. I really don't like it. Now Sashimi I can enjoy. But Sushi? It's majority rice/seaweed with what... a dimes worth of fish? some ginger and wasabi? Fuck sushi. Overpriced and overrated in my opinion.
Seb rank	Mon Feb 01 18:08:24 2010 TC is weird... really, really weird.
hoER rank	Mon Feb 01 18:14:09 2010 You get more for your money with sashimi, but both are good.
patom rank	Mon Feb 01 18:14:21 2010 They sell Philly cheese steaks all over the country. The problem is that you have to go to the Philadelphia area to get the hoagie/steak rolls. It's something about the consistencey of the rolls. You can bite into them and they come clean without half the sandwich ending up in your lap. The taste is somewhat unique also.
Camaban rank	Mon Feb 01 20:05:48 2010 >>Fuck sushi. Overpriced and overrated in my opinion. << Overpriced, but definitely not overrated. If you think it's overrated, you've just never been to a place that does it well. Obviously never had the opportunity to have a Philly cheese steak, but judging from my love affair with Steak and Cheese pies, it's something on my "to do" list.
saiko rank	Mon Feb 01 21:04:39 2010 Sushi is trivial to make for yourself anyway. Of course, so is sashimi.
Camaban rank	Tue Feb 02 04:56:19 2010 But sushi is to me what men are to TC's mother. Something that's easy to get at home, but going out for a train brings so much more variety and while in the end it might cost more, it's worth it.
miltonfriedman rank	Tue Feb 02 18:00:08 2010 "luxurious sandwiches" oxymoron.
mrbeer rank	Wed Feb 03 12:21:52 2010 TC has lost it, he'll be boasting about popping out to buy a paper next 'OMG fkin Sunday fashion pages and shit, not one but TWO luxury newspapers, owned!'.
Camaban rank	Wed Feb 03 12:34:44 2010 Or even... A hardcover book! Wait... No, not going to happen.
miltonfriedman rank	Wed Feb 03 18:52:14 2010 Foolish peasants, I have just bought a cell phone that would allow me to make phone calls whenever I want. Damn it feels good to be rich.
Camaban rank	Wed Feb 03 18:53:08 2010 *bows towards the epic 20th century technology*
miltonfriedman rank	Wed Feb 03 18:56:20 2010 I could also light up my house by flicking on a light switch. Damn it's good to be rich.
Camaban rank	Wed Feb 03 18:56:52 2010 Light... Switch?
miltonfriedman rank	Wed Feb 03 18:59:12 2010 You cannot find this luxurious item unless you go to super high end stores like Home Depot. hahaha kapwned!!!
Camaban rank	Wed Feb 03 19:00:15 2010 :'(
miltonfriedman rank	Wed Feb 03 19:01:12 2010 I just shopped at this luxurious store called WalMart. I bet none of you peasants have even heard of this place.
miltonfriedman rank	Wed Feb 03 19:04:17 2010 I also got this luxurious browser called Firefox on my computer. Jealous?
Camaban rank	Wed Feb 03 19:05:40 2010 But it's free! How is anyone supposed to afford that?
Camaban rank	Wed Feb 03 19:09:24 2010 You must be the most special person since Timmy!
miltonfriedman rank	Wed Feb 03 19:14:07 2010 Silly peasants, Timmy does not own a magical box that can keep my food and beverage cold. This is a truly rare and luxurious item that I bet none of you has ever seen or heard of. kapwned!!!
Camaban rank	Wed Feb 03 19:15:27 2010 Next you'll be telling us that you can afford a fish sandwich. Then I'll be totally blown away!!!!111
miltonfriedman rank	Wed Feb 03 19:18:01 2010 I just bought a luxurious fish sandwich from a 5-star restaurant called McDonald. Damn now I know what is like to eat like a king!
Demosthenes rank	Thu Feb 04 12:19:30 2010 I never knew that a chinaman being able to afford to eat something other than rice and dust is a threadworthy accomplishment.
habebe rank	Fri Apr 16 22:05:46 2010 ttt
charper rank	Fri Apr 16 22:14:54 2010 sticky this shit.
charper rank	Fri Apr 16 22:16:32 2010 "you homeless dishwasher " lol, I crack myself up
Camaban rank	Sun Mar 18 16:38:34 2012 TTT
ehcks rank	Sun Mar 18 16:39:54 2012 Great, thanks Camaban, now I want a tuna sandwhich.
The Children rank	Sun Mar 18 16:41:06 2012 fuck all you. I own, and youre nothing.
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