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charper
Member Sat May 01 08:31:01
Since we know without a doubt that HR is dead (he'd never lie about something like that to his only friends on xmas day) and TG has assumed not only his computer, forums and passwords but also his psychopathic views, pathological lying and general persona, I feel it is possible that the poster knows as HR's brother who posted that HR was dead was in fact TG posing as his brother, after brutally murdering HR at the computer desk. Since then, he's been sitting there in front of HR's computer in a dark house somewhere in Kansas, frying up pieces of HR and eating him, cashing his welfare checks and actually growing into HR.
I've seen stupider theories at UP.

Renzo Marquez
Member Sat May 01 08:43:26
And Davey? Is pedophilia genetic?

SmarterthanBush
Member Sat May 01 08:44:45
You got it all wrong. Hot Rod Crossed over from the other side and possessed the poster known as TG, in a futile attempt to regain the modship. It might as well be the fucking ring of sauron as far as Hot Rod is concerned.

SmarterthanBush
Member Sat May 01 08:45:34
I just might see if I can order one online.

charper
Member Sat May 01 08:47:59
I fear that Lil Davey is looking at getting deep fried in double wheat beer batter.

FUCK YOU FAG
Member Sat May 01 08:58:14
He was not posing as his brother, he was his twin brother.

I have another theory: let's assume HR is really an old man. Maybe he got very ill and faced a dangerous surgery, one which he thought he would not survive.
Se he faked his death to have a last chance to say good-bye to us in a wierd way, because he assumed that he would really die soon.

Lucky guy that he is he survived his illness and came back home a few months later.

Now he had a problem: how to tell us that he did not die? He invented "The Guardian" as a solution to participate again here without being flamed for fakeing his death.

charper
Member Sat May 01 09:02:48
Doesnt work, if he really did survive a terminal illness, why not just go with that and say that his brother posted prematurely and he actually survived the stroke, though he was dead for a short period of time or something.

charper
Member Sat May 01 09:03:27
On the other hand, that would have been somewhat feasible, which rules that out.

Nimatzo
Member Sat May 01 09:18:58
He is not a carbon copy of HR though, which is strange considering what a poor liar and actor HR was.

SmarterthanBush
Member Sat May 01 09:20:33
All he did was quit with the caps, the *, and the huge spaces in his posts

General Public
Member Sat May 01 09:23:25
Charper/HR one in the same. HR is the ONLY thing that gives ol charpy any validity. Charper/JB???

Charpy, you really are a pathetic little twat.

Sam Adams
Member Sat May 01 11:39:47
kreel supports this theory

Tea Party
Member Sat May 01 13:12:56
"Charper/JB???"

I think that is a 'manlove' thing.

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charper Member	Sat May 01 08:31:01 Since we know without a doubt that HR is dead (he'd never lie about something like that to his only friends on xmas day) and TG has assumed not only his computer, forums and passwords but also his psychopathic views, pathological lying and general persona, I feel it is possible that the poster knows as HR's brother who posted that HR was dead was in fact TG posing as his brother, after brutally murdering HR at the computer desk. Since then, he's been sitting there in front of HR's computer in a dark house somewhere in Kansas, frying up pieces of HR and eating him, cashing his welfare checks and actually growing into HR. I've seen stupider theories at UP.
Renzo Marquez Member	Sat May 01 08:43:26 And Davey? Is pedophilia genetic?
SmarterthanBush Member	Sat May 01 08:44:45 You got it all wrong. Hot Rod Crossed over from the other side and possessed the poster known as TG, in a futile attempt to regain the modship. It might as well be the fucking ring of sauron as far as Hot Rod is concerned.
SmarterthanBush Member	Sat May 01 08:45:34 I just might see if I can order one online.
charper Member	Sat May 01 08:47:59 I fear that Lil Davey is looking at getting deep fried in double wheat beer batter.
FUCK YOU FAG Member	Sat May 01 08:58:14 He was not posing as his brother, he was his twin brother. I have another theory: let's assume HR is really an old man. Maybe he got very ill and faced a dangerous surgery, one which he thought he would not survive. Se he faked his death to have a last chance to say good-bye to us in a wierd way, because he assumed that he would really die soon. Lucky guy that he is he survived his illness and came back home a few months later. Now he had a problem: how to tell us that he did not die? He invented "The Guardian" as a solution to participate again here without being flamed for fakeing his death.
charper Member	Sat May 01 09:02:48 Doesnt work, if he really did survive a terminal illness, why not just go with that and say that his brother posted prematurely and he actually survived the stroke, though he was dead for a short period of time or something.
charper Member	Sat May 01 09:03:27 On the other hand, that would have been somewhat feasible, which rules that out.
Nimatzo Member	Sat May 01 09:18:58 He is not a carbon copy of HR though, which is strange considering what a poor liar and actor HR was.
SmarterthanBush Member	Sat May 01 09:20:33 *All he did was quit with the caps, the , and the huge spaces in his posts**
General Public Member	Sat May 01 09:23:25 Charper/HR one in the same. HR is the ONLY thing that gives ol charpy any validity. Charper/JB??? Charpy, you really are a pathetic little twat.
Sam Adams Member	Sat May 01 11:39:47 kreel supports this theory
Tea Party Member	Sat May 01 13:12:56 "Charper/JB???" I think that is a 'manlove' thing.
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