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im better then you
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Sun May 12 16:42:12 2013
I don't care what you people say the last couple of episodes were pretty freaking awesome and is why GoT is one of the best shows ever.

All I know about this episode is that they got a 9 foot bear and all those scenes were filmed in the US and there will be violence, nudity, adult language and STRONG SEXUAL CONTENT!!!
yankeessuck123
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Sun May 12 17:57:19 2013
This episode was written by GRRM himself. Should be good.
obaminated
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Sun May 12 21:03:13 2013
He is also supposedly going to have a cameo in it
Rugian
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Mon May 13 06:15:55 2013
So this episode was nothing spectacular, but it does seem like setup for a lot of shit going down in 08-10, so fine.



...so is the entire remainder of the series just pure torture porn for Theon, or what? I mean, they guy was a stupid fucking asshole in Season 2, but this has gone on for long enough man. Jesus.
Rugian
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Mon May 13 06:22:24 2013
Maybe if Game of Thrones was a 23 episode per season show, the pacing wouldn't be too bad. But we've literally spent over 2/3s of an entire season just watching Theon get tortured. Hell, the people in Hostel weren't getting tortured for that long in the movie! Kill him or let him escape please!
MrPresident07
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Mon May 13 06:26:01 2013
Pretty uneventful, but is setting the stage for a lot as Rugian said. I'm confused as to what happened to the wight army though???
Asgard
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Mon May 13 07:24:56 2013
Theon will probably only be seen again next season.
Canadian
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Mon May 13 07:27:48 2013
"Kill him or let him escape please!"

- SPOILERS









He'll be back.








END SPOILERS
obaminated
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Mon May 13 08:23:38 2013
Yeah but pretty slow episode but it did set up a fair amount. A lot of break ups and relationship renewals.

Tyrion and Shae aren't going to last much longer.

Jon and Ygritte are closer as are Robb and Talisa.

Jaime is slowly redeeming himself in the eyes of the viewer, jumping into a bear fight with Brienne did that. But that scene should have ended with Locke (the guy who cut off Jaime's hand) being killed by the bear.

Dany storyline is building towards a battle which is good but the actress annoys the piss out of me.

The other storyline I am growing tired of his Bran's... And really, I don't regain interest in Bran until towards the end of the fifth book. It is just tedious to have a cripple travel for several books.
obaminated
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Mon May 13 09:09:43 2013
Oh and the lame theory that theon didn't get his dick cut off is moot now.
Billah
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Mon May 13 09:16:27 2013
I just saw the end of the episode it was awesome with that tall blonde chick fighting the grizzly bear with a wooden sword. It totally reminded me of that time when I stared down a bear until it walked away during the night. Luckily that was in a meadow not an arena.
obaminated
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Mon May 13 09:17:56 2013
I wish we could delete halfturds posts at whim.
Billah
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Mon May 13 09:20:57 2013
So zome spoilers I heard are that Dragon hot girl conquers a continent before getting to the 7 kingdoms? Awesome also i hear The BastardBolton is flaying Theon because thats what the Boltons do and they have a flayed man on their banner.
obaminated
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Mon May 13 09:26:53 2013
lol, what a fag.
Billah
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Mon May 13 10:00:05 2013
Are you trying to say that you don't think that the dragon blondie is hot?
obaminated
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Mon May 13 20:56:48 2013
No, your constant need to talk about yourself is faggish.
The Children
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Mon May 13 21:35:30 2013
"Maybe if Game of Thrones was a 23 episode per season show, the pacing wouldn't be too bad. But we've literally spent over 2/3s of an entire season just watching Theon get tortured. Hell, the people in Hostel weren't getting tortured for that long in the movie! Kill him or let him escape please!"

>> hear hear!

This shit is fkin pissin me off. 7 episodes down the drown and the summer break is comin soon and we literally havent seen shit.

im better then you
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Mon May 13 21:57:39 2013
There is no summer break this is the last episodes till March 2014
The Children
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Mon May 13 21:58:42 2013
FUCKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!

u fkin serious?

WTF?
im better then you
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Mon May 13 22:05:53 2013
Yeah, I remember at Comic Con they said it was supposed to be 12 episodes but they reduced it to 10 for some reason and said they'd make the episodes longer. Which technically they are.

From what it sounds like they are planning to do 8 10-episode seasons.
Rugian
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Mon May 13 22:33:58 2013
"From what it sounds like they are planning to do 8 10-episode seasons."

Seriously? Damn. The actor who plays Bran is going to be a senior citizen by the time it ends, at the rate he's aging.

(btw, I fully agree with MT about Bran's storyline, for me it's the worst in the entire series right now. It's the only part of the series that I'm actually bored with at the moment)
Still Well
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Mon May 13 22:58:01 2013
until he meets coldhands Bran is pretty boring.
CrownRoyal
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Mon May 13 23:12:24 2013
Coldhands is a proctologist.

*spoiler
licker
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Tue May 14 06:35:59 2013
Bran has some great cripple sex episodes coming up.
obaminated
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Tue May 14 06:50:34 2013
The actors who play Bran and Rickon and even Arya are going to look terribly awkward as the seasons progress.

Bran, the cripple boy, yet somehow turns into a fully developed 20 something year old. Rickon who is only supposed to be 6-7 towards the end of the series (and therefore useless thanks to his age) will be a useless 16-18 year old male.

It will be really difficult to explain all of that.
licker
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Tue May 14 06:57:46 2013
not really

rickon will be dead

bran is a cripple (though one who gets some hot green sex)

and arya is a shape shifter
CrownRoyal
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Tue May 14 07:46:03 2013
Hey, licker is back! How are things, bud?
Billah
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Tue May 14 10:53:02 2013
licker my fellow New Mexican how's the hot wife?
CrownRoyal
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Tue May 14 10:57:32 2013
You should ask me, not licker.
CrownRoyal
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Tue May 14 10:58:24 2013
anyway, lickers' wife is fine.
Billah
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Tue May 14 10:58:54 2013
no way? You too?
Billah
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Tue May 14 11:01:53 2013
Well licker lives right by me. And he doesn't wanna get a beer.
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