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CrownRoyal
Member
Fri Aug 16 08:34:44
http://www...arrest/index.html?c=homepage-t
CrownRoyal
Member
Wed Dec 23 14:05:24
Clinton Aide Who Avoided FOIA Insists He Didn’t Want to Avoid FOIA When He Wrote “I Want to Avoid FOIA” 

http://gaw...s-he-didn-t-want-to-1748288996
Sam Adams
Member
Wed Dec 23 14:17:52
Hillary... What did you expect?
Aeros
Member
Wed Dec 23 14:21:28
The romanian royal family really has fallen far. Literally pac norwest hicks now.
CrownRoyal
Member
Tue Jan 05 12:10:02
Man drowns himself in Austrian lake using concrete weight containing his wife's head, authorities say:
http://bigstory.ap.org/ec2efd1fd2504d0ea93e95f1d1288c79
Paramount
Member
Tue Jan 05 12:32:05
German police search for 1,000 men after mass sexual assault in Cologne

http://www...sault-in-cologne-a6797126.html


I don't know if this count as an amazing headline, but, the police is not searching for 1000 men. They are searching for men who acted out of a crowd of up to 1000 people.
Sam Adams
Member
Tue Jan 05 12:33:31
Muslim refugees
Paramount
Member
Tue Jan 05 12:36:01
Or Mossad agents.
Hot Rod
Revved Up
Tue Jan 05 13:27:02

Muslim refugees.

State Department
Member
Tue Jan 05 22:20:53
"Man drowns himself in Austrian lake using concrete weight containing his wife's head, authorities say"

Amazing headline indeed.
Paramount
Member
Wed Jan 06 03:29:08
Or Mossad agents.
CrownRoyal
Member
Wed Jan 06 16:08:34

News Van Robbed While Reporters Covered Mayor's Announcement Of Robbery Task Force


http://dci...ts_robbed_while_covering_m.php
Allahuakbar
Member
Fri Jan 08 07:50:08
http://www...knife-proof-vest-a6800171.html

Israeli television reporter stabbed while testing 'knife-proof' vest
CrownRoyal
Member
Mon Feb 22 21:36:29
Rescue helicopter grounded after headbutt from territorial goat

http://www...erritorial-goat/8631456170423/
CrownRoyal
Member
Sat Feb 27 09:28:23
Marine Who Peed On Dead Taliban Foils Girlfriend’s Alleged Murder-For-Hire Plot

http://www...eged-murder-for-hire-plot.html

Imagine that
CrownRoyal
Member
Tue Mar 22 14:01:21
German neo-Nazi politician rescued from car crash by Syrian refugees

http://www...#sthash.f2qh40l7.KK4LkxWU.dpuf
Hot Rod
Revved Up
Tue Mar 22 22:27:05

Birds of a feather...

LazyCommunist
Member
Wed Apr 27 11:46:13
Fuck you Bloomberg, do you think this is funny? We are NOT laughing!

http://www...tage-yet-as-inflation-explodes

Venezuela Doesn't Have Enough Money to Pay for Its Money
jergul
large member
Wed Apr 27 16:04:39
Amazing!
Hot Rod
Revved Up
Wed Apr 27 19:54:23

In Germany in the 1920's a guy went to the store with a wheelbarrow full of cash. He didn't take the wheelbarrow inside because it was too big.

When he came back out the the cash lay there in a pile, they stole the wheelbarrow.

CrownRoyal
Member
Sat May 21 19:15:32
This is a peak Daily Mail headline



One-legged Albanian murderer who posed as a Kosovan refugee to gain UK citizenship and got a four-bed house and £2k-a-month benefits while dealing cocaine wins legal aid to fight to stay here... Is this proof Britain has lost its marbles?

http://www...roof-Britain-lost-marbles.html
Hot Rod
Revved Up
Sat May 21 19:18:06

Sort of.

Hot Rod
Revved Up
Sat May 21 19:29:32

And those that work their buts off six or seven days a week to take care of their family and really need a four bedroom apartment can't afford one because they male too much money which is spent on taking care of the family.

CrownRoyal
Member
Thu May 26 21:32:59
Not the best headline choice by nbc news

http://pbs.twimg.com/media/CjaqN-sWkAEeWOG.jpg
patom
Member
Thu May 26 23:33:19
The best one I ever saw was
WOMANS BRAZIER BURSTS INJURES 11
LazyCommunist
Member
Tue May 31 16:54:17
Only in capitalism
http://for...clays-insider-trading-plumber/
Barclays Director Accused of Giving Insider Tips to a Plumber to Remodel His Bathroom
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Tue Jun 07 23:39:10
Monkey causes nationwide blackout in Kenya

http://www...y-power-outage-trnd/index.html
www.yeswecansong.com
Member
Wed Jun 08 01:29:10
LOL@GOP!

http://www...trump-gonzalo-curiel.html?_r=0

Paul Ryan Calls Donald Trump’s Attack on Judge ‘Racist,’ but Still Backs Him
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Wed Jun 08 11:18:41
^poor lil Ryan... his good reputation getting Trumped


"Frog run over by lawn mower airlifted to hospital, hopping its way to recovery"
http://www...pping-its-way-to-recovery.html
CrownRoyal
Member
Fri Jun 10 05:39:10
Euro 2016 starts today.

----

And so it starts: Drunken England fans chanting 'ISIS, where are you?' in violent clashes with Marseille locals and police firing tear gas as Euro 2016 build-up turns bloody

Read more: http://www...game-Russia.html#ixzz4BAi1tgDZ
Follow us: @MailOnline on Twitter | DailyMail on Facebook
Paramount
Member
Fri Jun 10 06:30:44
Savages.
Paramount
Member
Fri Jun 10 06:49:09
Who do you think will kill the most people during this Euro football cup?

1) British hooligans
2) ISIS
3) French police
4) Jews
McKobb
Member
Fri Jun 10 07:06:07
Who cares from sissykick
Paramount
Member
Fri Jun 10 08:13:51
CrownRoyal does. It is one of his favorite sports.


"CrownRoyal
Member Fri Jun 10 07:46:18
One of my favorite sports events starts off today"

http://www...hread=77224&time=1465564343282
CrownRoyal
Member
Fri Jun 10 08:22:43
Fuckin A I do! Euros > WC for me
CrownRoyal
Member
Fri Jun 10 11:30:29
http://pbs.twimg.com/media/CkmUGjrWEAAmdoC.jpg


lol
McKobb
Member
Fri Jun 10 13:40:48
Water closet?
CrownRoyal
Member
Fri Jun 10 13:46:12
World Cup. But that too
honest politician
Member
Fri Jun 10 15:44:28
"CrownRoyal
Member Fri Jun 10 11:30:29
http://pbs.twimg.com/media/CkmUGjrWEAAmdoC.jpg


lol"

Goose watches.
Rugian
Member
Fri Jun 10 15:45:55
For the record TC, you're the pig in that example.
CrownRoyal
Member
Sun Jun 12 10:41:25
http://boingboing.net/2015/06/12/a-tempting-offer.html
CrownRoyal
Member
Tue Jun 14 09:35:12
http://www...rida-keys/article83320742.html


Fight over fart leads to blows at Sloppy Joe’s
CrownRoyal
Member
Tue Sep 06 19:55:11
Gingrich starts coughing while critiquing Clinton's coughing

http://the...remarking-on-clintons-coughing
swordtail
Anarchist Prime
Wed Sep 07 18:09:39
UK must keep supporting Yemen campaign to prevent terror in West, says Saudi foreign minister

http://www...ign-to-prevent-terror-in-west/
CrownRoyal
Member
Fri Oct 28 03:49:40
Student 'taking topless selfie' crashes into back of police car

http://www...-car%3F0p19G%3De?client=safari
CrownRoyal
Member
Fri Nov 04 21:32:52
Anthony Weiner rides through sex addiction rehab on a horse

http://nyp...ex-addiction-rehab-on-a-horse/
Hot Rod
Revved Up
Fri Nov 04 22:55:53

Looks more like Clinton when she forgets to shave.

obaminated
Member
Sat Nov 05 00:36:39
Hot rod has been drinking.
Hot Rod
Revved Up
Sat Nov 05 01:27:36

I don't drink or smoke or chase loose women.


poop.


CrownRoyal
Member
Wed Nov 23 18:19:28
http://shanghaiist.com/2016/11/23/no_arms_no_loans.php


Armless man denied housing loan because he couldn't provide fingerprints


Hot Rod
Revved Up
Wed Nov 23 18:28:36

He should get a substantial settlement out of that.

They could have used his DNA, a photo of his ear or his toe prints.

All are distinctive to each individual.

Hot Rod
Revved Up
Wed Nov 23 18:29:00

I think.

Ork
Member
Wed Nov 23 18:30:56
It's China. He'll probably be living at the bottom of some overpass stairs in a few years.
Hot Rod
Revved Up
Wed Nov 23 18:36:35

Good point.

Renzo Marquez
Member
Wed Nov 30 20:56:49
http://www...ry.html?utm_term=.e1f193fd7b53

Arrested German spy was a onetime gay porn actor — and a secret Islamist
CrownRoyal
Member
Mon Dec 19 11:30:18
http://pbs.twimg.com/media/C0B1Mx7W8AAHop4.jpg
Hot Rod
Revved Up
Mon Dec 19 13:49:00

They should try the clouds.

CrownRoyal
Member
Mon Feb 13 16:28:36
'Racist' Gay Porn Star with Nazi Tattoos Arrested in Meth Raid

http://heatst.com/life/gay-porn-star-nazi/
CrownRoyal
Member
Wed Feb 15 13:12:59
Trump labor nominee's company sued rival for implying its burgers came from cow's anus

http://mon...kfile-remove-the-g-from-angus/
swordtail
Anarchist Prime
Thu Mar 09 09:49:33
Hot story: Miami lawyer’s pants erupt in flames during arson trial in court

http://mia...al/crime/article137317553.html
swordtail
Anarchist Prime
Sat Mar 11 09:19:06
Wyoming Man Found with 30 Eyeballs in His Anal Cavity

http://new...found-30-eyeballs-anal-cavity/
Nimatzo
iChihuaha
Sat Mar 11 09:57:00
^"There was no truth to the above-quoted story, which was just another piece of “satire” from a fake news web site."
swordtail
Anarchist Prime
Wed Mar 22 09:56:47
Outrage As Double Rapist Moves to Women’s Prison After Sex Change Treatment

http://hea...on-after-sex-change-operation/
swordtail
Anarchist Prime
Wed Mar 22 11:25:59
My new vagina almost ruined my partner’s penis

http://nyp...rly-cut-off-my-partners-penis/
www.yeswecansong.com
Member
Fri Mar 24 14:49:29
http://www...al-immigrant-ice-a7648806.html

Donald Trump voter despairs as Mexican husband set to be deported
swordtail
Anarchist Prime
Tue Mar 28 10:43:12
Man who grabbed horse's penis and swung it round in front of teenagers on Jesus Green avoids jail

http://www...jesus-green-cambridge-12804904
State Department
Member
Tue Mar 28 11:00:58
"Man who grabbed horse's penis and swung it round in front of teenagers on Jesus Green avoids jail"

Tom Green?
FUCK YOU FAG
Member
Sat May 13 01:01:37
http://www...nse-murder-20170504-story.html

Man accused of murder asks to show penis to jury in oral-sex choking defense
FUCK YOU FAG
Member
Tue Aug 01 14:59:06
http://www...because-he-didnt-speak-english

Mexican Immigrant Died After Cops Took Him to Taco Bell
FUCK YOU FAG
Member
Sat Aug 05 16:09:24
http://www...otic-microsoft-communist-party

Chinese chatbots taken offline after refusing to say they love the Communist Party
Pillz
Member
Sat Aug 05 17:19:49
Lol @ that Mexican story.

Had they arrested and deported him liberals would be even more butthurt
PillzLovesTheCock
Member
Sat Aug 05 17:24:43
swordtail
Anarchist Prime
Thu Aug 10 10:11:01
Seagull rips off man’s testicle as he sunbathes naked

http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/seagull-testicle/
CrownRoyal
Member
Thu Aug 10 11:33:13
What a story. He still has one nut and doctors say he can have offspring with that one nut
obaminated
Member
Thu Aug 10 11:39:31
Life finds a way.
CrownRoyal
Member
Wed Sep 20 06:10:53

Topless carwash raises cash for deputies wounded in gun battle at Rastafarian pot farm

http://www...uba-county-20170919-story.html
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Wed Sep 27 11:57:04
Multiple arrested after fight inside Berkeley’s ‘empathy tent’

http://nyp...de-berkeleys-empathy-tent/amp/
Daemon
Member
Tue Oct 17 17:52:00
http://www...-kevin-wilshaw-jewish-heritage

Exclusive: Neo-Nazi and National Front organiser quits movement, opens up about Jewish heritage, comes out as gay
Rugian
Member
Tue Oct 17 18:04:07
^I wonder (((who))) got to him
Pillz
Member
Tue Oct 17 18:17:30
Proof Jews in item anti semitism intentionally to garner support and increase government powers
swordtail
Anarchist Prime
Wed Oct 18 20:10:25
Excessive masturbation is hurting China’s military

http://nyp...on-is-hurting-chinas-military/
swordtail
Anarchist Prime
Wed Oct 18 21:12:33
Hacked Butt Plug Can Be Controlled 'From Anywhere'

http://www...nywhere-lovense-sex-toy-687719
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Thu Oct 19 16:09:23
Great Tits May Be Evolving Bigger Beaks
http://new...birds-feeders-evolution-beaks/
Rugian
Member
Thu Oct 19 16:15:55
^thought that was going to be about Jewish women.
swordtail
Anarchist Prime
Fri Nov 03 10:30:04
Kenya's 'moral policeman' blames country's homosexuals for 'gay lions' at Masai Mara reserve

http://www...ons-masai-mara-reserve-1645778
Rugian
Member
Fri Nov 03 15:48:38
Stop dancing with corpses to avoid plague, Madagascar families told

http://www...gascar-families-told-77cw3mw95
smart dude
Member
Fri Nov 03 16:30:54
"Students get first hand job experience"

http://imgur.com/gallery/ynf4K
Hot Rod
Revved Up
Fri Nov 03 19:00:20

I thought it was going to be about trying to learn if they should use their left hand or right hand to mast...


Oh hell, why ruin the thread.

swordtail
Anarchist Prime
Wed Nov 08 11:23:37
German police pull python out of man's pants after noticing "considerable bulge"

http://www...-considerable-bulge/a-41288230
CrownRoyal
Member
Thu Nov 09 06:17:51
"Kenya's 'moral policeman' blames country's homosexuals for 'gay lions' at Masai Mara reserve"


I see that people are marvelling at the resolve of these gay tourists who had sex in front of the reserve lions
swordtail
Anarchist Prime
Sat Dec 02 17:54:25
'MY BABY WAS A DEADLY DISEASE' Mum gives birth to a giant tumour on the toilet after her ‘baby’ turns out to be cancer


Lauren Knowles was diagnosed with a molar pregnancy, after a scan showed a mass in her womb

http://www...-toilet-baby-diagnosed-cancer/
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Thu Dec 07 17:37:14
Tucker Talks to Ja Du, a White Person Who Identifies as a Filipino Woman
http://ins...woman-born-white-man-louisiana

...very progressive of Fox to say 'person'
swordtail
Anarchist Prime
Thu Dec 07 17:46:32
nut job Edinburgh man left with 15 stitches in his scrotum after ex ripped out his testicle with her TEETH when he rejected threesome


http://www...icle-ripped-nunzia-del-viscio/
CrownRoyal
Member
Mon Dec 11 11:06:27
Lol

https://politics.theonion.com/rnc-we-warned-you-gay-marriage-would-be-a-slippery-slo-1821095609/amp?utm_medium=sharefromsite&utm_source=Politics_twitter&__twitter_impression=true
swordtail
Anarchist Prime
Wed Dec 13 12:55:14
Operation Jock Strap collecting cups for Israeli hockey school

http://www...sraeli-hockey-school-1.3719915
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