Utopia Talk / Politics / Amazing headline

CrownRoyal Member	Fri Aug 16 08:34:44 http://www...arrest/index.html?c=homepage-t
CrownRoyal Member	Wed Dec 23 14:05:24 Clinton Aide Who Avoided FOIA Insists He Didn’t Want to Avoid FOIA When He Wrote “I Want to Avoid FOIA”  http://gaw...s-he-didn-t-want-to-1748288996
Sam Adams Member	Wed Dec 23 14:17:52 Hillary... What did you expect?
Aeros Member	Wed Dec 23 14:21:28 The romanian royal family really has fallen far. Literally pac norwest hicks now.
CrownRoyal Member	Tue Jan 05 12:10:02 Man drowns himself in Austrian lake using concrete weight containing his wife's head, authorities say: http://bigstory.ap.org/ec2efd1fd2504d0ea93e95f1d1288c79
Paramount Member	Tue Jan 05 12:32:05 German police search for 1,000 men after mass sexual assault in Cologne http://www...sault-in-cologne-a6797126.html I don't know if this count as an amazing headline, but, the police is not searching for 1000 men. They are searching for men who acted out of a crowd of up to 1000 people.
Sam Adams Member	Tue Jan 05 12:33:31 Muslim refugees
Paramount Member	Tue Jan 05 12:36:01 Or Mossad agents.
Hot Rod Revved Up	Tue Jan 05 13:27:02 Muslim refugees.
State Department Member	Tue Jan 05 22:20:53 "Man drowns himself in Austrian lake using concrete weight containing his wife's head, authorities say" Amazing headline indeed.
Paramount Member	Wed Jan 06 03:29:08 Or Mossad agents.
CrownRoyal Member	Wed Jan 06 16:08:34 News Van Robbed While Reporters Covered Mayor's Announcement Of Robbery Task Force http://dci...ts_robbed_while_covering_m.php
Allahuakbar Member	Fri Jan 08 07:50:08 http://www...knife-proof-vest-a6800171.html Israeli television reporter stabbed while testing 'knife-proof' vest
CrownRoyal Member	Mon Feb 22 21:36:29 Rescue helicopter grounded after headbutt from territorial goat http://www...erritorial-goat/8631456170423/
CrownRoyal Member	Sat Feb 27 09:28:23 Marine Who Peed On Dead Taliban Foils Girlfriend’s Alleged Murder-For-Hire Plot http://www...eged-murder-for-hire-plot.html Imagine that
CrownRoyal Member	Tue Mar 22 14:01:21 German neo-Nazi politician rescued from car crash by Syrian refugees http://www...#sthash.f2qh40l7.KK4LkxWU.dpuf
Hot Rod Revved Up	Tue Mar 22 22:27:05 Birds of a feather...
LazyCommunist Member	Wed Apr 27 11:46:13 Fuck you Bloomberg, do you think this is funny? We are NOT laughing! http://www...tage-yet-as-inflation-explodes Venezuela Doesn't Have Enough Money to Pay for Its Money
jergul large member	Wed Apr 27 16:04:39 Amazing!
Hot Rod Revved Up	Wed Apr 27 19:54:23 In Germany in the 1920's a guy went to the store with a wheelbarrow full of cash. He didn't take the wheelbarrow inside because it was too big. When he came back out the the cash lay there in a pile, they stole the wheelbarrow.
CrownRoyal Member	Sat May 21 19:15:32 This is a peak Daily Mail headline One-legged Albanian murderer who posed as a Kosovan refugee to gain UK citizenship and got a four-bed house and £2k-a-month benefits while dealing cocaine wins legal aid to fight to stay here... Is this proof Britain has lost its marbles? http://www...roof-Britain-lost-marbles.html
Hot Rod Revved Up	Sat May 21 19:18:06 Sort of.
Hot Rod Revved Up	Sat May 21 19:29:32 And those that work their buts off six or seven days a week to take care of their family and really need a four bedroom apartment can't afford one because they male too much money which is spent on taking care of the family.
CrownRoyal Member	Thu May 26 21:32:59 Not the best headline choice by nbc news http://pbs.twimg.com/media/CjaqN-sWkAEeWOG.jpg
patom Member	Thu May 26 23:33:19 The best one I ever saw was WOMANS BRAZIER BURSTS INJURES 11
LazyCommunist Member	Tue May 31 16:54:17 Only in capitalism http://for...clays-insider-trading-plumber/ Barclays Director Accused of Giving Insider Tips to a Plumber to Remodel His Bathroom
tumbleweed the wanderer	Tue Jun 07 23:39:10 Monkey causes nationwide blackout in Kenya http://www...y-power-outage-trnd/index.html
www.yeswecansong.com Member	Wed Jun 08 01:29:10 LOL@GOP! http://www...trump-gonzalo-curiel.html?_r=0 Paul Ryan Calls Donald Trump’s Attack on Judge ‘Racist,’ but Still Backs Him
tumbleweed the wanderer	Wed Jun 08 11:18:41 ^poor lil Ryan... his good reputation getting Trumped "Frog run over by lawn mower airlifted to hospital, hopping its way to recovery" http://www...pping-its-way-to-recovery.html
CrownRoyal Member	Fri Jun 10 05:39:10 Euro 2016 starts today. ---- And so it starts: Drunken England fans chanting 'ISIS, where are you?' in violent clashes with Marseille locals and police firing tear gas as Euro 2016 build-up turns bloody Read more: http://www...game-Russia.html#ixzz4BAi1tgDZ Follow us: @MailOnline on Twitter | DailyMail on Facebook
Paramount Member	Fri Jun 10 06:30:44 Savages.
Paramount Member	Fri Jun 10 06:49:09 Who do you think will kill the most people during this Euro football cup? 1) British hooligans 2) ISIS 3) French police 4) Jews
McKobb Member	Fri Jun 10 07:06:07 Who cares from sissykick
Paramount Member	Fri Jun 10 08:13:51 CrownRoyal does. It is one of his favorite sports. "CrownRoyal Member Fri Jun 10 07:46:18 One of my favorite sports events starts off today" http://www...hread=77224&time=1465564343282
CrownRoyal Member	Fri Jun 10 08:22:43 Fuckin A I do! Euros > WC for me
CrownRoyal Member	Fri Jun 10 11:30:29 http://pbs.twimg.com/media/CkmUGjrWEAAmdoC.jpg lol
McKobb Member	Fri Jun 10 13:40:48 Water closet?
CrownRoyal Member	Fri Jun 10 13:46:12 World Cup. But that too
honest politician Member	Fri Jun 10 15:44:28 "CrownRoyal Member Fri Jun 10 11:30:29 http://pbs.twimg.com/media/CkmUGjrWEAAmdoC.jpg lol" Goose watches.
Rugian Member	Fri Jun 10 15:45:55 For the record TC, you're the pig in that example.
CrownRoyal Member	Sun Jun 12 10:41:25 http://boingboing.net/2015/06/12/a-tempting-offer.html
CrownRoyal Member	Tue Jun 14 09:35:12 http://www...rida-keys/article83320742.html Fight over fart leads to blows at Sloppy Joe’s
CrownRoyal Member	Tue Sep 06 19:55:11 Gingrich starts coughing while critiquing Clinton's coughing http://the...remarking-on-clintons-coughing
swordtail Anarchist Prime	Wed Sep 07 18:09:39 UK must keep supporting Yemen campaign to prevent terror in West, says Saudi foreign minister http://www...ign-to-prevent-terror-in-west/
CrownRoyal Member	Fri Oct 28 03:49:40 Student 'taking topless selfie' crashes into back of police car http://www...-car%3F0p19G%3De?client=safari
CrownRoyal Member	Fri Nov 04 21:32:52 Anthony Weiner rides through sex addiction rehab on a horse http://nyp...ex-addiction-rehab-on-a-horse/
Hot Rod Revved Up	Fri Nov 04 22:55:53 Looks more like Clinton when she forgets to shave.
obaminated Member	Sat Nov 05 00:36:39 Hot rod has been drinking.
Hot Rod Revved Up	Sat Nov 05 01:27:36 I don't drink or smoke or chase loose women. poop.
CrownRoyal Member	Wed Nov 23 18:19:28 http://shanghaiist.com/2016/11/23/no_arms_no_loans.php Armless man denied housing loan because he couldn't provide fingerprints
Hot Rod Revved Up	Wed Nov 23 18:28:36 He should get a substantial settlement out of that. They could have used his DNA, a photo of his ear or his toe prints. All are distinctive to each individual.
Hot Rod Revved Up	Wed Nov 23 18:29:00 I think.
Ork Member	Wed Nov 23 18:30:56 It's China. He'll probably be living at the bottom of some overpass stairs in a few years.
Hot Rod Revved Up	Wed Nov 23 18:36:35 Good point.
Renzo Marquez Member	Wed Nov 30 20:56:49 http://www...ry.html?utm_term=.e1f193fd7b53 Arrested German spy was a onetime gay porn actor — and a secret Islamist
CrownRoyal Member	Mon Dec 19 11:30:18 http://pbs.twimg.com/media/C0B1Mx7W8AAHop4.jpg
Hot Rod Revved Up	Mon Dec 19 13:49:00 They should try the clouds.
CrownRoyal Member	Mon Feb 13 16:28:36 'Racist' Gay Porn Star with Nazi Tattoos Arrested in Meth Raid http://heatst.com/life/gay-porn-star-nazi/
CrownRoyal Member	Wed Feb 15 13:12:59 Trump labor nominee's company sued rival for implying its burgers came from cow's anus http://mon...kfile-remove-the-g-from-angus/
swordtail Anarchist Prime	Thu Mar 09 09:49:33 Hot story: Miami lawyer’s pants erupt in flames during arson trial in court http://mia...al/crime/article137317553.html
swordtail Anarchist Prime	Sat Mar 11 09:19:06 Wyoming Man Found with 30 Eyeballs in His Anal Cavity http://new...found-30-eyeballs-anal-cavity/
Nimatzo iChihuaha	Sat Mar 11 09:57:00 ^"There was no truth to the above-quoted story, which was just another piece of “satire” from a fake news web site."
swordtail Anarchist Prime	Wed Mar 22 09:56:47 Outrage As Double Rapist Moves to Women’s Prison After Sex Change Treatment http://hea...on-after-sex-change-operation/
swordtail Anarchist Prime	Wed Mar 22 11:25:59 My new vagina almost ruined my partner’s penis http://nyp...rly-cut-off-my-partners-penis/
www.yeswecansong.com Member	Fri Mar 24 14:49:29 http://www...al-immigrant-ice-a7648806.html Donald Trump voter despairs as Mexican husband set to be deported
swordtail Anarchist Prime	Tue Mar 28 10:43:12 Man who grabbed horse's penis and swung it round in front of teenagers on Jesus Green avoids jail http://www...jesus-green-cambridge-12804904
State Department Member	Tue Mar 28 11:00:58 "Man who grabbed horse's penis and swung it round in front of teenagers on Jesus Green avoids jail" Tom Green?
FUCK YOU FAG Member	Sat May 13 01:01:37 http://www...nse-murder-20170504-story.html Man accused of murder asks to show penis to jury in oral-sex choking defense
FUCK YOU FAG Member	Tue Aug 01 14:59:06 http://www...because-he-didnt-speak-english Mexican Immigrant Died After Cops Took Him to Taco Bell
FUCK YOU FAG Member	Sat Aug 05 16:09:24 http://www...otic-microsoft-communist-party Chinese chatbots taken offline after refusing to say they love the Communist Party
Pillz Member	Sat Aug 05 17:19:49 Lol @ that Mexican story. Had they arrested and deported him liberals would be even more butthurt
PillzLovesTheCock Member	Sat Aug 05 17:24:43
swordtail Anarchist Prime	Thu Aug 10 10:11:01 Seagull rips off man’s testicle as he sunbathes naked http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/seagull-testicle/
CrownRoyal Member	Thu Aug 10 11:33:13 What a story. He still has one nut and doctors say he can have offspring with that one nut
obaminated Member	Thu Aug 10 11:39:31 Life finds a way.
CrownRoyal Member	Wed Sep 20 06:10:53 Topless carwash raises cash for deputies wounded in gun battle at Rastafarian pot farm http://www...uba-county-20170919-story.html
tumbleweed the wanderer	Wed Sep 27 11:57:04 Multiple arrested after fight inside Berkeley’s ‘empathy tent’ http://nyp...de-berkeleys-empathy-tent/amp/
Daemon Member	Tue Oct 17 17:52:00 http://www...-kevin-wilshaw-jewish-heritage Exclusive: Neo-Nazi and National Front organiser quits movement, opens up about Jewish heritage, comes out as gay
Rugian Member	Tue Oct 17 18:04:07 ^I wonder (((who))) got to him
Pillz Member	Tue Oct 17 18:17:30 Proof Jews in item anti semitism intentionally to garner support and increase government powers
swordtail Anarchist Prime	Wed Oct 18 20:10:25 Excessive masturbation is hurting China’s military http://nyp...on-is-hurting-chinas-military/
swordtail Anarchist Prime	Wed Oct 18 21:12:33 Hacked Butt Plug Can Be Controlled 'From Anywhere' http://www...nywhere-lovense-sex-toy-687719
tumbleweed the wanderer	Thu Oct 19 16:09:23 Great Tits May Be Evolving Bigger Beaks http://new...birds-feeders-evolution-beaks/
Rugian Member	Thu Oct 19 16:15:55 ^thought that was going to be about Jewish women.
swordtail Anarchist Prime	Fri Nov 03 10:30:04 Kenya's 'moral policeman' blames country's homosexuals for 'gay lions' at Masai Mara reserve http://www...ons-masai-mara-reserve-1645778
Rugian Member	Fri Nov 03 15:48:38 Stop dancing with corpses to avoid plague, Madagascar families told http://www...gascar-families-told-77cw3mw95
smart dude Member	Fri Nov 03 16:30:54 "Students get first hand job experience" http://imgur.com/gallery/ynf4K
Hot Rod Revved Up	Fri Nov 03 19:00:20 I thought it was going to be about trying to learn if they should use their left hand or right hand to mast... Oh hell, why ruin the thread.
swordtail Anarchist Prime	Wed Nov 08 11:23:37 German police pull python out of man's pants after noticing "considerable bulge" http://www...-considerable-bulge/a-41288230
CrownRoyal Member	Thu Nov 09 06:17:51 "Kenya's 'moral policeman' blames country's homosexuals for 'gay lions' at Masai Mara reserve" I see that people are marvelling at the resolve of these gay tourists who had sex in front of the reserve lions
swordtail Anarchist Prime	Sat Dec 02 17:54:25 'MY BABY WAS A DEADLY DISEASE' Mum gives birth to a giant tumour on the toilet after her ‘baby’ turns out to be cancer Lauren Knowles was diagnosed with a molar pregnancy, after a scan showed a mass in her womb http://www...-toilet-baby-diagnosed-cancer/
tumbleweed the wanderer	Thu Dec 07 17:37:14 Tucker Talks to Ja Du, a White Person Who Identifies as a Filipino Woman http://ins...woman-born-white-man-louisiana ...very progressive of Fox to say 'person'
swordtail Anarchist Prime	Thu Dec 07 17:46:32 nut job Edinburgh man left with 15 stitches in his scrotum after ex ripped out his testicle with her TEETH when he rejected threesome http://www...icle-ripped-nunzia-del-viscio/
CrownRoyal Member	Mon Dec 11 11:06:27 Lol https://politics.theonion.com/rnc-we-warned-you-gay-marriage-would-be-a-slippery-slo-1821095609/amp?utm_medium=sharefromsite&utm_source=Politics_twitter&__twitter_impression=true
swordtail Anarchist Prime	Wed Dec 13 12:55:14 Operation Jock Strap collecting cups for Israeli hockey school http://www...sraeli-hockey-school-1.3719915
swordtail Anarchist Prime	Tue Dec 19 12:30:59 'I want to sprinkle my mum's ashes on my turkey - and eat them on Christmas Day' http://www...thers-ashes-christmas-14048844
swordtail Anarchist Prime	Wed Dec 20 13:18:08 HARD UP Man with world’s largest penis is now registered disabled because his 18inch member is so big… but he refuses to get a reduction http://www...he-refuses-to-get-a-reduction/
swordtail Anarchist Prime	Sat Dec 23 15:41:27 Man posed as doctor, roamed hospital for months ‘to find a boyfriend’ http://www...find-a-boyfriend?app=applenews
Hot Rod Revved Up	Sat Dec 23 18:01:28 Sounds like cold rod. He's looking for a boyfriend I think.
Hot Rod Revved Up	Sat Dec 23 18:13:34 This thread has had more than its nine lives. -30-
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