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Im better then you
2012 UP Football Champ
Sun May 31 19:24:50
60 mins of violence nudity and adult language and situations.

Arya makes progress in learning how to kill random people so she can kill people that've pissed her off. Sansa confronts an old friend and gets raped some more. Cersei struggles:) Jon leaves Castle Black so alot of people are going to die.

-quick recap

Maester Aemon dies of natural causes... No no that can't be right..... Little Sam killed him. Later Gilly (who was raped by her dad for most of her adult life) is about to get raped by two guys of night watch, but Sam barges in and is like "Enough with the rape!". He is badly beaten and saved by a giant mythical dog and gets some sad sad pity sex for his lame effort.
Sansa loses her fucking mind and asks Reek/Theon to light a candle in the empty tower. Either he is Reek and will tell Ramsey or he is Theon and will fuck up this simple task. So Ramsey flays the old lady who had offered to help Sansa who he was probaly gonna flay anyway. Cause that's his plan to defeat Stannis.
At the King's army's camp, the Onion Knight tells King Stannis that everything is fucked up men are deserting, horeses are dying, and the 7 day forcast is depressing as fuck. He suggests they walk back to Castle Black and hid for a couple years. The one true king says the weather channel can suck his salty fiery balls. Melisandre requests permission to burn to death his only daughter. King Stannis says that's an even shittier idea and has to be wishing he had better advisors.

We discover Lord FriendZone killed Khal Drogo and killed 50 people with a flamming sword in the Battle of Spike. After impressing Danny by defeating the other slaves by not killing them, Lord FZ reveals his true identity.

Olenna's demand for Loras and Margaery's release is declined by the High Sparrow who seems to be quite determined to solve the case of the buggered innkeeper. Later, the High Sparrow reveals to Cersei that Lancel has accepted a plea deal which causes her to want to use the restroom immediately. She is than attacked by a pack of wild angry nuns and thrown in a dungeon.

Whose face will Arya be wearing in the first scene?

Why doesn't the Red Priestess get laid and produce anthor smoke baby and kill the Boltons?

Will there ever be a rape free episode?

Sun May 31 19:25:25
Im better then you
2012 UP Football Champ
Sun May 31 21:05:59
best episode in TV history
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