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zavyx
rank Sat Apr 29 17:41:58 2017
I could smother her body in Philadelphia creamed cheese and lick her entire body clean - I would eat a whole peeled cucumber straight out of her snatch, and still eat her snatch for dessert.

I could pound her all night long, give her three orgasms, then plant the seed for her first child as the sun rises through her penthouse window.

And then the Anti-christ shall finally be born...

zavyx
rank Sat Apr 29 18:00:33 2017
I heard her new single today and got a boner, so I just wanted to share my enthusiasm for her new found sense of sexual exuberance.

I'll probably download every image and video of her, buy a bottle of coconut oil, and I'll be back next Tuesday to tell you how it turned out.

jergul
rank Sat Apr 29 18:04:41 2017
Make yourself a sandwich. You sound hungry.

Allahuakbar
rank Sat Apr 29 18:08:03 2017
I have a picture of a woman with a burqa hanging on my wall. If I want to she can be Katy Perry for me. Beat that!

obaminated
rank Sat Apr 29 18:15:24 2017
She has big eyes and is fugly without make up. On top of that she is a phony who dresses in quirky costumes and that makes her unique, apparently. Few people in the industry do I loathe as much as katy

zavyx
rank Sat Apr 29 18:35:04 2017
where do you stick your dick into a chick who's wearing a burger?

I screw by candlelight anyhow so I hope she's using 'glow in the dark' makeup, I could still tear those dayglow nipple pink PVC panties off with my teeth. I could probably even eat those dayglow nipple pink PVC panties off the floor for breakfast.

CrownRoyal
rank Sat Apr 29 18:47:33 2017
"I could pound her all night long, give her three orgasms, then plant the seed for her first child as the sun rises through her penthouse window. "

This is wonderfully written

zavyx
rank Sat Apr 29 18:51:09 2017
why would have sex with a chick who's wearing a burger, wouldn't you just eat the burger?

Average European
rank Sat Apr 29 18:58:52 2017
Fuck the burger and eat the snatch.

Im better then you
rank Sat Apr 29 19:20:21 2017
-zavyx Cause Im not a faggot!

zavyx
rank Sat Apr 29 19:26:55 2017
was that an accidental multi revelation?

zavyx
rank Sat Apr 29 19:28:53 2017
"Fuck the burger and eat the snatch. "

this is progressive thinking - I like the cut of your jib.

zavyx
rank Sat Apr 29 19:54:14 2017
I want to try raspberry jam off her tits, peanut butter from her ass crack, and Vegemite from between her toes.

Asgard
rank Sat Apr 29 20:06:07 2017
VEGEMITE??

zavyx
rank Sat Apr 29 20:08:56 2017
I'd stick an 8-ball of crack up her anus, wait for it to start dissolving, then get my nose right up in her sphincter and suck back hard.

zavyx
rank Sat Apr 29 20:14:38 2017
If she drank a bottle of 100 year old bourbon, she can piss down my throat and I will swallow.

zavyx
rank Sat Apr 29 20:26:21 2017
She can take my load in her mouth, then kiss me passionately, I'll suck it back then go down and blow it up her snatch like a high pressure jet spray.

zavyx
rank Sat Apr 29 20:34:00 2017
I think her father is a priest, so we can live stream it all via skype to his church. If he takes up a collection from the congregation, they can all watch for just $1000 bucks

obaminated
rank Sat Apr 29 20:36:52 2017
You need Jesus.

Hot Rod
rank Sat Apr 29 20:41:08 2017

She is an idiot.

zavyx
rank Sat Apr 29 20:43:42 2017
if we order a bucket of KFC, I can tickle her sphincter with a hot and spicy drum stick smothered in tabasco sauce.

Hood
rank Sat Apr 29 20:46:57 2017
"You need Jesus."

This is somehow the stupidest comment in a thread about eating food off of katy perry's snatch.

obaminated
rank Sat Apr 29 20:48:03 2017
Not surprising considering your tribe killed him.

zavyx
rank Sat Apr 29 20:48:38 2017
that tobasco sauce on the sphincter is the gift that keeps giving - she will be orgasmic all the way back to the U.S in her private jet.

Hood
rank Sat Apr 29 21:06:33 2017
Since when did you give shits about what happened to random criminals?

zavyx
rank Sat Apr 29 21:12:26 2017
fellas, take it outside, I was on a roll, now you're blocking my cock.

I'm not going to be able to blow my load now.

I'll have to start again.

zavyx
rank Sat Apr 29 21:50:42 2017
I could smother her body in Philadelphia creamed cheese and lick her entire body clean - I would eat a whole peeled cucumber straight out of her snatch, and still eat her snatch for dessert...

obaminated
rank Sat Apr 29 22:53:55 2017
I care about the way filthy Jews treated a man who cared for the poor and healed the blind.

jergul
rank Sat Apr 29 23:03:42 2017
By Jews you mean Italians, right?

zavyx
rank Sat Apr 29 23:12:32 2017
now its jews and jesus,

I won't be able to cum for a week now.

if I just concentrate:::

vegemite, toes, vegemite, toes>>> I'm almost there.

zavyx
rank Sat Apr 29 23:13:22 2017
>>>> CUCUMBER!!!!

oh yea that was good.

CrownRoyal
rank Sat Apr 29 23:19:10 2017
"I care about the way filthy Jews treated a man who cared for the poor and healed the blind."

He was also a filthy jew, mt, in case you forgot

CrownRoyal
rank Sat Apr 29 23:20:21 2017
This whole thread is magnificent. Zavyx, you have my respect. What a picture you have painted

zavyx
rank Sat Apr 29 23:22:06 2017
was he circumcised? did he actually screw Mary Magdolin, or just have a cup of tea and a chat.

there's got to be something wrong with a jew who doesn't screw.

Hood
rank Sat Apr 29 23:27:58 2017
"I care about the way filthy Jews treated a man who cared for the poor and healed the blind."

You're legit insane. We as a society are just to polite to lock all you fairy believing religious idiots up in a mental hospital and treat you properly like we should.

Hot Rod
rank Sat Apr 29 23:45:35 2017

zavyx - if we order a bucket of KFC, I can tickle her sphincter with a hot and spicy drum stick smothered in tabasco sauce.

You could probably use the entire chicken.

Maybe even a turkey.

zavyx
rank Sat Apr 29 23:47:15 2017
turkey? thats sick dude.

Hot Rod
rank Sun Apr 30 00:18:13 2017

Don't blame me, blame her.

obaminated
rank Sun Apr 30 00:45:15 2017
Why is that insane, Hood?

Hood
rank Sun Apr 30 01:31:56 2017
"healed the blind"

Stop consuming mushrooms, ya fucking fruit.

obaminated
rank Sun Apr 30 01:44:58 2017
I can only go off what the bible says, it says he made blind men see. Unfortunately the Jews didn't like that.

Hood
rank Sun Apr 30 02:07:33 2017
Now see, the sane thing is to not believe in fairy tales. Attempting to justify them is why you are insane.

obaminated
rank Sun Apr 30 02:25:41 2017
So now your line of logic is that anyone who has religious beliefs is insane, but people who claim to be women despite biologically and genetically being men is wholly sane?

Hood you are fucking stupid.

zavyx
rank Sun Apr 30 02:39:00 2017
its amazing how sex with katy perry can make grown men fight over jesus - sticking your dick in a bowl of fruit salad will have the same affect.

Hood
rank Sun Apr 30 03:19:53 2017
Actually no, I was parodying you there. You rightly recognize there's more nuance to believing in religion than simply pointing out that you believe in a fairy tale and that is just utterly ridiculous. Just as your arguments previously are utterly ridiculous.

I, however, was simply making a point here.

Hood
rank Sun Apr 30 03:22:08 2017
"its amazing how sex with katy perry"

Anyone can order a fleshlight and fuck it.

obaminated
rank Sun Apr 30 03:56:41 2017
Fleshlights don't come with big tits. That's the one thing katy has going for her. Big old natural.

zavyx
rank Sun Apr 30 04:44:30 2017
oh those tits are amazing - the sort of tits that would work so well, if you were straddling her lower chest, then you take each tit in hand and push them closer together, then put your dick in the middle and fuck the cleavage gap.

zavyx
rank Sun Apr 30 04:45:11 2017
then you blow all over her face.

Hrothgar
rank Sun Apr 30 06:14:06 2017
Mods, this thread is off topic for politics. Please delete.

zavyx
rank Sun Apr 30 06:43:46 2017
yea thats probably a good idea.

I'm spent, I can't think of any more ways to violate Katy Perry,

So if no ones got any more twisted fuck fantasies, its probably time to delete it, or the FBI will want to waterboard me to tell them how I can fuck all night, and give women three orgasms.

Thats top secret, and I'll take it to the grave.

zavyx
rank Sun Apr 30 06:46:14 2017
Hrothgar, its the weekend dude, even politicians fuck on weekends.

chuck
rank Sun Aug 20 23:23:07 2017
CrownRoyal
Member Sat Apr 29 11:47:33
This is wonderfully written

Concurred.

McKobb
rank Sun Jun 28 15:56:52 2020
All you gotta say is cream cheese and Katy Perry

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zavyx rank	Sat Apr 29 17:41:58 2017 I could smother her body in Philadelphia creamed cheese and lick her entire body clean - I would eat a whole peeled cucumber straight out of her snatch, and still eat her snatch for dessert. I could pound her all night long, give her three orgasms, then plant the seed for her first child as the sun rises through her penthouse window. And then the Anti-christ shall finally be born...
zavyx rank	Sat Apr 29 18:00:33 2017 I heard her new single today and got a boner, so I just wanted to share my enthusiasm for her new found sense of sexual exuberance. I'll probably download every image and video of her, buy a bottle of coconut oil, and I'll be back next Tuesday to tell you how it turned out.
jergul rank	Sat Apr 29 18:04:41 2017 Make yourself a sandwich. You sound hungry.
Allahuakbar rank	Sat Apr 29 18:08:03 2017 I have a picture of a woman with a burqa hanging on my wall. If I want to she can be Katy Perry for me. Beat that!
obaminated rank	Sat Apr 29 18:15:24 2017 She has big eyes and is fugly without make up. On top of that she is a phony who dresses in quirky costumes and that makes her unique, apparently. Few people in the industry do I loathe as much as katy
zavyx rank	Sat Apr 29 18:35:04 2017 where do you stick your dick into a chick who's wearing a burger? I screw by candlelight anyhow so I hope she's using 'glow in the dark' makeup, I could still tear those dayglow nipple pink PVC panties off with my teeth. I could probably even eat those dayglow nipple pink PVC panties off the floor for breakfast.
CrownRoyal rank	Sat Apr 29 18:47:33 2017 "I could pound her all night long, give her three orgasms, then plant the seed for her first child as the sun rises through her penthouse window. " This is wonderfully written
zavyx rank	Sat Apr 29 18:51:09 2017 why would have sex with a chick who's wearing a burger, wouldn't you just eat the burger?
Average European rank	Sat Apr 29 18:58:52 2017 Fuck the burger and eat the snatch.
Im better then you rank	Sat Apr 29 19:20:21 2017 -zavyx Cause Im not a faggot!
zavyx rank	Sat Apr 29 19:26:55 2017 was that an accidental multi revelation?
zavyx rank	Sat Apr 29 19:28:53 2017 "Fuck the burger and eat the snatch. " this is progressive thinking - I like the cut of your jib.
zavyx rank	Sat Apr 29 19:54:14 2017 I want to try raspberry jam off her tits, peanut butter from her ass crack, and Vegemite from between her toes.
Asgard rank	Sat Apr 29 20:06:07 2017 VEGEMITE??
zavyx rank	Sat Apr 29 20:08:56 2017 I'd stick an 8-ball of crack up her anus, wait for it to start dissolving, then get my nose right up in her sphincter and suck back hard.
zavyx rank	Sat Apr 29 20:14:38 2017 If she drank a bottle of 100 year old bourbon, she can piss down my throat and I will swallow.
zavyx rank	Sat Apr 29 20:26:21 2017 She can take my load in her mouth, then kiss me passionately, I'll suck it back then go down and blow it up her snatch like a high pressure jet spray.
zavyx rank	Sat Apr 29 20:34:00 2017 I think her father is a priest, so we can live stream it all via skype to his church. If he takes up a collection from the congregation, they can all watch for just $1000 bucks
obaminated rank	Sat Apr 29 20:36:52 2017 You need Jesus.
Hot Rod rank	Sat Apr 29 20:41:08 2017 She is an idiot.
zavyx rank	Sat Apr 29 20:43:42 2017 if we order a bucket of KFC, I can tickle her sphincter with a hot and spicy drum stick smothered in tabasco sauce.
Hood rank	Sat Apr 29 20:46:57 2017 "You need Jesus." This is somehow the stupidest comment in a thread about eating food off of katy perry's snatch.
obaminated rank	Sat Apr 29 20:48:03 2017 Not surprising considering your tribe killed him.
zavyx rank	Sat Apr 29 20:48:38 2017 that tobasco sauce on the sphincter is the gift that keeps giving - she will be orgasmic all the way back to the U.S in her private jet.
Hood rank	Sat Apr 29 21:06:33 2017 Since when did you give shits about what happened to random criminals?
zavyx rank	Sat Apr 29 21:12:26 2017 fellas, take it outside, I was on a roll, now you're blocking my cock. I'm not going to be able to blow my load now. I'll have to start again.
zavyx rank	Sat Apr 29 21:50:42 2017 I could smother her body in Philadelphia creamed cheese and lick her entire body clean - I would eat a whole peeled cucumber straight out of her snatch, and still eat her snatch for dessert...
obaminated rank	Sat Apr 29 22:53:55 2017 I care about the way filthy Jews treated a man who cared for the poor and healed the blind.
jergul rank	Sat Apr 29 23:03:42 2017 By Jews you mean Italians, right?
zavyx rank	Sat Apr 29 23:12:32 2017 now its jews and jesus, I won't be able to cum for a week now. if I just concentrate::: vegemite, toes, vegemite, toes>>> I'm almost there.
zavyx rank	Sat Apr 29 23:13:22 2017 >>>> CUCUMBER!!!! oh yea that was good.
CrownRoyal rank	Sat Apr 29 23:19:10 2017 "I care about the way filthy Jews treated a man who cared for the poor and healed the blind." He was also a filthy jew, mt, in case you forgot
CrownRoyal rank	Sat Apr 29 23:20:21 2017 This whole thread is magnificent. Zavyx, you have my respect. What a picture you have painted
zavyx rank	Sat Apr 29 23:22:06 2017 was he circumcised? did he actually screw Mary Magdolin, or just have a cup of tea and a chat. there's got to be something wrong with a jew who doesn't screw.
Hood rank	Sat Apr 29 23:27:58 2017 "I care about the way filthy Jews treated a man who cared for the poor and healed the blind." You're legit insane. We as a society are just to polite to lock all you fairy believing religious idiots up in a mental hospital and treat you properly like we should.
Hot Rod rank	Sat Apr 29 23:45:35 2017 zavyx - if we order a bucket of KFC, I can tickle her sphincter with a hot and spicy drum stick smothered in tabasco sauce. You could probably use the entire chicken. Maybe even a turkey.
zavyx rank	Sat Apr 29 23:47:15 2017 turkey? thats sick dude.
Hot Rod rank	Sun Apr 30 00:18:13 2017 Don't blame me, blame her.
obaminated rank	Sun Apr 30 00:45:15 2017 Why is that insane, Hood?
Hood rank	Sun Apr 30 01:31:56 2017 "healed the blind" Stop consuming mushrooms, ya fucking fruit.
obaminated rank	Sun Apr 30 01:44:58 2017 I can only go off what the bible says, it says he made blind men see. Unfortunately the Jews didn't like that.
Hood rank	Sun Apr 30 02:07:33 2017 Now see, the sane thing is to not believe in fairy tales. Attempting to justify them is why you are insane.
obaminated rank	Sun Apr 30 02:25:41 2017 So now your line of logic is that anyone who has religious beliefs is insane, but people who claim to be women despite biologically and genetically being men is wholly sane? Hood you are fucking stupid.
zavyx rank	Sun Apr 30 02:39:00 2017 its amazing how sex with katy perry can make grown men fight over jesus - sticking your dick in a bowl of fruit salad will have the same affect.
Hood rank	Sun Apr 30 03:19:53 2017 Actually no, I was parodying you there. You rightly recognize there's more nuance to believing in religion than simply pointing out that you believe in a fairy tale and that is just utterly ridiculous. Just as your arguments previously are utterly ridiculous. I, however, was simply making a point here.
Hood rank	Sun Apr 30 03:22:08 2017 "its amazing how sex with katy perry" Anyone can order a fleshlight and fuck it.
obaminated rank	Sun Apr 30 03:56:41 2017 Fleshlights don't come with big tits. That's the one thing katy has going for her. Big old natural.
zavyx rank	Sun Apr 30 04:44:30 2017 oh those tits are amazing - the sort of tits that would work so well, if you were straddling her lower chest, then you take each tit in hand and push them closer together, then put your dick in the middle and fuck the cleavage gap.
zavyx rank	Sun Apr 30 04:45:11 2017 then you blow all over her face.
Hrothgar rank	Sun Apr 30 06:14:06 2017 Mods, this thread is off topic for politics. Please delete.
zavyx rank	Sun Apr 30 06:43:46 2017 yea thats probably a good idea. I'm spent, I can't think of any more ways to violate Katy Perry, So if no ones got any more twisted fuck fantasies, its probably time to delete it, or the FBI will want to waterboard me to tell them how I can fuck all night, and give women three orgasms. Thats top secret, and I'll take it to the grave.
zavyx rank	Sun Apr 30 06:46:14 2017 Hrothgar, its the weekend dude, even politicians fuck on weekends.
chuck rank	Sun Aug 20 23:23:07 2017 CrownRoyal Member Sat Apr 29 11:47:33 This is wonderfully written Concurred.
McKobb rank	Sun Jun 28 15:56:52 2020 All you gotta say is cream cheese and Katy Perry
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