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Utopia Talk / Politics / OT Katy Perry is so FRICKIN HOT right no
zavyx
Member
Sat Apr 29 10:41:58
I could smother her body in Philadelphia creamed cheese and lick her entire body clean - I would eat a whole peeled cucumber straight out of her snatch, and still eat her snatch for dessert.

I could pound her all night long, give her three orgasms, then plant the seed for her first child as the sun rises through her penthouse window.

And then the Anti-christ shall finally be born...
zavyx
Member
Sat Apr 29 11:00:33
I heard her new single today and got a boner, so I just wanted to share my enthusiasm for her new found sense of sexual exuberance.

I'll probably download every image and video of her, buy a bottle of coconut oil, and I'll be back next Tuesday to tell you how it turned out.
jergul
large member
Sat Apr 29 11:04:41
Make yourself a sandwich. You sound hungry.
Allahuakbar
Member
Sat Apr 29 11:08:03
I have a picture of a woman with a burqa hanging on my wall. If I want to she can be Katy Perry for me. Beat that!
obaminated
Member
Sat Apr 29 11:15:24
She has big eyes and is fugly without make up. On top of that she is a phony who dresses in quirky costumes and that makes her unique, apparently. Few people in the industry do I loathe as much as katy
zavyx
Member
Sat Apr 29 11:35:04
where do you stick your dick into a chick who's wearing a burger?

I screw by candlelight anyhow so I hope she's using 'glow in the dark' makeup, I could still tear those dayglow nipple pink PVC panties off with my teeth. I could probably even eat those dayglow nipple pink PVC panties off the floor for breakfast.

CrownRoyal
Member
Sat Apr 29 11:47:33
"I could pound her all night long, give her three orgasms, then plant the seed for her first child as the sun rises through her penthouse window. "

This is wonderfully written
zavyx
Member
Sat Apr 29 11:51:09
why would have sex with a chick who's wearing a burger, wouldn't you just eat the burger?
Average European
Member
Sat Apr 29 11:58:52
Fuck the burger and eat the snatch.
Im better then you
2012 UP Football Champ
Sat Apr 29 12:20:21
-zavyx Cause Im not a faggot!
zavyx
Member
Sat Apr 29 12:26:55
was that an accidental multi revelation?
zavyx
Member
Sat Apr 29 12:28:53
"Fuck the burger and eat the snatch. "

this is progressive thinking - I like the cut of your jib.
zavyx
Member
Sat Apr 29 12:54:14
I want to try raspberry jam off her tits, peanut butter from her ass crack, and Vegemite from between her toes.
Asgard
Member
Sat Apr 29 13:06:07
VEGEMITE??
zavyx
Member
Sat Apr 29 13:08:56
I'd stick an 8-ball of crack up her anus, wait for it to start dissolving, then get my nose right up in her sphincter and suck back hard.
zavyx
Member
Sat Apr 29 13:14:38
If she drank a bottle of 100 year old bourbon, she can piss down my throat and I will swallow.
zavyx
Member
Sat Apr 29 13:26:21
She can take my load in her mouth, then kiss me passionately, I'll suck it back then go down and blow it up her snatch like a high pressure jet spray.
zavyx
Member
Sat Apr 29 13:34:00
I think her father is a priest, so we can live stream it all via skype to his church. If he takes up a collection from the congregation, they can all watch for just $1000 bucks
obaminated
Member
Sat Apr 29 13:36:52
You need Jesus.
Hot Rod
Revved Up
Sat Apr 29 13:41:08

She is an idiot.

zavyx
Member
Sat Apr 29 13:43:42
if we order a bucket of KFC, I can tickle her sphincter with a hot and spicy drum stick smothered in tabasco sauce.
Hood
Member
Sat Apr 29 13:46:57
"You need Jesus."

This is somehow the stupidest comment in a thread about eating food off of katy perry's snatch.
obaminated
Member
Sat Apr 29 13:48:03
Not surprising considering your tribe killed him.
zavyx
Member
Sat Apr 29 13:48:38
that tobasco sauce on the sphincter is the gift that keeps giving - she will be orgasmic all the way back to the U.S in her private jet.
Hood
Member
Sat Apr 29 14:06:33
Since when did you give shits about what happened to random criminals?
zavyx
Member
Sat Apr 29 14:12:26
fellas, take it outside, I was on a roll, now you're blocking my cock.

I'm not going to be able to blow my load now.

I'll have to start again.
zavyx
Member
Sat Apr 29 14:50:42
I could smother her body in Philadelphia creamed cheese and lick her entire body clean - I would eat a whole peeled cucumber straight out of her snatch, and still eat her snatch for dessert...
obaminated
Member
Sat Apr 29 15:53:55
I care about the way filthy Jews treated a man who cared for the poor and healed the blind.
jergul
large member
Sat Apr 29 16:03:42
By Jews you mean Italians, right?
zavyx
Member
Sat Apr 29 16:12:32
now its jews and jesus,

I won't be able to cum for a week now.

if I just concentrate:::

vegemite, toes, vegemite, toes>>> I'm almost there.
zavyx
Member
Sat Apr 29 16:13:22
>>>> CUCUMBER!!!!

oh yea that was good.
CrownRoyal
Member
Sat Apr 29 16:19:10
"I care about the way filthy Jews treated a man who cared for the poor and healed the blind."

He was also a filthy jew, mt, in case you forgot
CrownRoyal
Member
Sat Apr 29 16:20:21
This whole thread is magnificent. Zavyx, you have my respect. What a picture you have painted
zavyx
Member
Sat Apr 29 16:22:06
was he circumcised? did he actually screw Mary Magdolin, or just have a cup of tea and a chat.

there's got to be something wrong with a jew who doesn't screw.
Hood
Member
Sat Apr 29 16:27:58
"I care about the way filthy Jews treated a man who cared for the poor and healed the blind."

You're legit insane. We as a society are just to polite to lock all you fairy believing religious idiots up in a mental hospital and treat you properly like we should.
Hot Rod
Revved Up
Sat Apr 29 16:45:35

zavyx - if we order a bucket of KFC, I can tickle her sphincter with a hot and spicy drum stick smothered in tabasco sauce.


You could probably use the entire chicken.

Maybe even a turkey.

zavyx
Member
Sat Apr 29 16:47:15
turkey? thats sick dude.
Hot Rod
Revved Up
Sat Apr 29 17:18:13

Don't blame me, blame her.

obaminated
Member
Sat Apr 29 17:45:15
Why is that insane, Hood?
Hood
Member
Sat Apr 29 18:31:56
"healed the blind"

Stop consuming mushrooms, ya fucking fruit.
obaminated
Member
Sat Apr 29 18:44:58
I can only go off what the bible says, it says he made blind men see. Unfortunately the Jews didn't like that.
Hood
Member
Sat Apr 29 19:07:33
Now see, the sane thing is to not believe in fairy tales. Attempting to justify them is why you are insane.
obaminated
Member
Sat Apr 29 19:25:41
So now your line of logic is that anyone who has religious beliefs is insane, but people who claim to be women despite biologically and genetically being men is wholly sane?

Hood you are fucking stupid.
zavyx
Member
Sat Apr 29 19:39:00
its amazing how sex with katy perry can make grown men fight over jesus - sticking your dick in a bowl of fruit salad will have the same affect.
Hood
Member
Sat Apr 29 20:19:53
Actually no, I was parodying you there. You rightly recognize there's more nuance to believing in religion than simply pointing out that you believe in a fairy tale and that is just utterly ridiculous. Just as your arguments previously are utterly ridiculous.

I, however, was simply making a point here.
Hood
Member
Sat Apr 29 20:22:08
"its amazing how sex with katy perry"

Anyone can order a fleshlight and fuck it.
obaminated
Member
Sat Apr 29 20:56:41
Fleshlights don't come with big tits. That's the one thing katy has going for her. Big old natural.
zavyx
Member
Sat Apr 29 21:44:30
oh those tits are amazing - the sort of tits that would work so well, if you were straddling her lower chest, then you take each tit in hand and push them closer together, then put your dick in the middle and fuck the cleavage gap.
zavyx
Member
Sat Apr 29 21:45:11
then you blow all over her face.
Hrothgar
Member
Sat Apr 29 23:14:06
Mods, this thread is off topic for politics. Please delete.
zavyx
Member
Sat Apr 29 23:43:46
yea thats probably a good idea.

I'm spent, I can't think of any more ways to violate Katy Perry,

So if no ones got any more twisted fuck fantasies, its probably time to delete it, or the FBI will want to waterboard me to tell them how I can fuck all night, and give women three orgasms.

Thats top secret, and I'll take it to the grave.
zavyx
Member
Sat Apr 29 23:46:14
Hrothgar, its the weekend dude, even politicians fuck on weekends.
chuck
Member
Sun Aug 20 16:23:07
CrownRoyal
Member Sat Apr 29 11:47:33
This is wonderfully written

Concurred.
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