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swordtail
rank Wed Jan 24 04:59:30 2018
we were all characters in a d n d adventure,who'd be what?
and if that,then how would we fare as group in an adventure?
or some sort of conflict.

yankeessuck123
rank Wed Jan 24 15:48:53 2018
Can you imagine a UP D&D game? Hooooooooooooo boy. That would be an experience.

hood
rank Wed Jan 24 15:58:01 2018
Mt and I likely run DM. Else I'm feeling a little sorcerous.

Average Ameriacn
rank Wed Jan 24 16:00:10 2018
I would be Trump.

jergul
rank Wed Jan 24 16:20:29 2018
Fighter with 18 Chr, 12 str and 15 dex.

Let the henchmen do the heavy lifting.

Paramount
rank Wed Jan 24 17:46:37 2018
"we were all characters in a d n d adventure,who'd be what? "

Are we supposed to name a character from a novel or a game or something, or just say which Race and Class we would be?

I think I would be a sneaking archer/ranger who also is proficient with the long sword and a dagger. I would be like a Ranger/Archer/Rogue, kinda.

Paramount
rank Wed Jan 24 17:52:21 2018
Nimatzo would probably be Minsc. The guy with the little hamster Boo, from Baldur's Gate.

hood
rank Wed Jan 24 18:00:57 2018
I had Paramount pegged as Elan from OotS. I guess an "Archer ranger rogue" fits pretty closely with the incompetent bard thing.

obaminated
rank Wed Jan 24 18:40:47 2018
Definitely DM.

Paramount
rank Wed Jan 24 19:14:23 2018
What is OotS? Order of the Stick?

What is a DM? Da mage? Dungeon Master? Druid Mage?

Aeros
rank Wed Jan 24 19:16:57 2018
I would be an elf priest most likely.

hood
rank Wed Jan 24 19:37:32 2018
Oots is order of the stick, yes.

DM is indeed dungeon master.

patom
rank Thu Jan 25 00:08:32 2018
If it was a B&B adventure I'd be the guy asleep by 9 and first up in the AM looking for coffee.

BTW what the hell is a D and D adventure?

Forwyn
rank Thu Jan 25 00:31:34 2018
Chaotic Good Half-Elf Barbarian.

Double-privileged shitlord who doesn't adhere to codes.

We'll need to lynch Seb and lulzgul if we want to get anything done.

Cuckhat can serve as our rations for the first week.

Cthulhu
rank Thu Jan 25 01:46:14 2018
I want to be a chaotic neutral mage who's goal is to exterminate all life to end all suffering, because he's completely fucking insane and thinks it's the right thing to do!

hood
rank Thu Jan 25 01:59:18 2018
Are you going to be a mind flayer mage? ;p

Paramount
rank Mon Feb 05 21:40:00 2018
"I want to be a chaotic neutral mage"

Being chaotic neutral is not far from being evil. One little thing can turn you into an evil character. It happened Raistlin. He started out as a neutral mage, but then he became evil.

"Initially wearing the red robes of neutrality, as the first series progresses Raistlin's powers increase while his mood and actions darken, and he adopts the black robes of evil during the War of the Lance." – http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Raistlin_Majere

CHAOTIC NEUTRAL:

A chaotic neutral character is an individualist who follows their own heart and generally shirks rules and traditions. Although chaotic neutral characters promote the ideals of freedom, it is their own freedom that comes first; good and evil come second to their need to be free.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alignment_(Dungeons_%26_Dragons)#Chaotic_neutral

Paramount
rank Mon Feb 05 21:46:20 2018
Hmm... I would probably say Dishonest Trump is one of these two alignments. Probably Chaotic Evil or somewhere between Neutral and Chaotic Evil.

Neutral evil

A neutral evil character is typically selfish and has no qualms about turning on allies-of-the-moment, and usually makes allies primarily to further their own goals.[9] A neutral evil character has no compunctions about harming others to get what they want, but neither will they go out of their way to cause carnage or mayhem when they see no direct benefit for themselves. Another valid interpretation of neutral evil holds up evil as an ideal, doing evil for evil's sake and trying to spread its influence.[9] Examples of the first type are an assassin who has little regard for formal laws but does not needlessly kill, a henchman who plots behind their superior's back, or a mercenary who switches sides if made a better offer. An example of the second type would be a masked killer who strikes only for the sake of causing fear and distrust in the community.

Chaotic evil

A chaotic evil character tends to have no respect for rules, other people's lives, or anything but their own desires, which are typically selfish and cruel. They set a high value on personal freedom, but do not have much regard for the lives or freedom of other people. Chaotic evil characters do not work well in groups because they resent being given orders and do not usually behave themselves unless there is no alternative.

tumbleweed
rank Mon Feb 05 21:59:48 2018
Chaotic Idiot

Forwyn
rank Mon Feb 05 22:18:31 2018
Abanasinia stock markets have hit new records! Deport Solace refugees! Destroy the Darken undead! Make Abasasinia Great Again!

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swordtail rank	Wed Jan 24 04:59:30 2018 we were all characters in a d n d adventure,who'd be what? and if that,then how would we fare as group in an adventure? or some sort of conflict.
yankeessuck123 rank	Wed Jan 24 15:48:53 2018 Can you imagine a UP D&D game? Hooooooooooooo boy. That would be an experience.
hood rank	Wed Jan 24 15:58:01 2018 Mt and I likely run DM. Else I'm feeling a little sorcerous.
Average Ameriacn rank	Wed Jan 24 16:00:10 2018 I would be Trump.
jergul rank	Wed Jan 24 16:20:29 2018 Fighter with 18 Chr, 12 str and 15 dex. Let the henchmen do the heavy lifting.
Paramount rank	Wed Jan 24 17:46:37 2018 "we were all characters in a d n d adventure,who'd be what? " Are we supposed to name a character from a novel or a game or something, or just say which Race and Class we would be? I think I would be a sneaking archer/ranger who also is proficient with the long sword and a dagger. I would be like a Ranger/Archer/Rogue, kinda.
Paramount rank	Wed Jan 24 17:52:21 2018 Nimatzo would probably be Minsc. The guy with the little hamster Boo, from Baldur's Gate.
hood rank	Wed Jan 24 18:00:57 2018 I had Paramount pegged as Elan from OotS. I guess an "Archer ranger rogue" fits pretty closely with the incompetent bard thing.
obaminated rank	Wed Jan 24 18:40:47 2018 Definitely DM.
Paramount rank	Wed Jan 24 19:14:23 2018 What is OotS? Order of the Stick? What is a DM? Da mage? Dungeon Master? Druid Mage?
Aeros rank	Wed Jan 24 19:16:57 2018 I would be an elf priest most likely.
hood rank	Wed Jan 24 19:37:32 2018 Oots is order of the stick, yes. DM is indeed dungeon master.
patom rank	Thu Jan 25 00:08:32 2018 If it was a B&B adventure I'd be the guy asleep by 9 and first up in the AM looking for coffee. BTW what the hell is a D and D adventure?
Forwyn rank	Thu Jan 25 00:31:34 2018 Chaotic Good Half-Elf Barbarian. Double-privileged shitlord who doesn't adhere to codes. We'll need to lynch Seb and lulzgul if we want to get anything done. Cuckhat can serve as our rations for the first week.
Cthulhu rank	Thu Jan 25 01:46:14 2018 I want to be a chaotic neutral mage who's goal is to exterminate all life to end all suffering, because he's completely fucking insane and thinks it's the right thing to do!
hood rank	Thu Jan 25 01:59:18 2018 Are you going to be a mind flayer mage? ;p
Paramount rank	Mon Feb 05 21:40:00 2018 "I want to be a chaotic neutral mage" Being chaotic neutral is not far from being evil. One little thing can turn you into an evil character. It happened Raistlin. He started out as a neutral mage, but then he became evil. "Initially wearing the red robes of neutrality, as the first series progresses Raistlin's powers increase while his mood and actions darken, and he adopts the black robes of evil during the War of the Lance." – http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Raistlin_Majere CHAOTIC NEUTRAL: A chaotic neutral character is an individualist who follows their own heart and generally shirks rules and traditions. Although chaotic neutral characters promote the ideals of freedom, it is their own freedom that comes first; good and evil come second to their need to be free. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alignment_(Dungeons_%26_Dragons)#Chaotic_neutral
Paramount rank	Mon Feb 05 21:46:20 2018 Hmm... I would probably say Dishonest Trump is one of these two alignments. Probably Chaotic Evil or somewhere between Neutral and Chaotic Evil. Neutral evil A neutral evil character is typically selfish and has no qualms about turning on allies-of-the-moment, and usually makes allies primarily to further their own goals.[9] A neutral evil character has no compunctions about harming others to get what they want, but neither will they go out of their way to cause carnage or mayhem when they see no direct benefit for themselves. Another valid interpretation of neutral evil holds up evil as an ideal, doing evil for evil's sake and trying to spread its influence.[9] Examples of the first type are an assassin who has little regard for formal laws but does not needlessly kill, a henchman who plots behind their superior's back, or a mercenary who switches sides if made a better offer. An example of the second type would be a masked killer who strikes only for the sake of causing fear and distrust in the community. Chaotic evil A chaotic evil character tends to have no respect for rules, other people's lives, or anything but their own desires, which are typically selfish and cruel. They set a high value on personal freedom, but do not have much regard for the lives or freedom of other people. Chaotic evil characters do not work well in groups because they resent being given orders and do not usually behave themselves unless there is no alternative.
tumbleweed rank	Mon Feb 05 21:59:48 2018 Chaotic Idiot
Forwyn rank	Mon Feb 05 22:18:31 2018 Abanasinia stock markets have hit new records! Deport Solace refugees! Destroy the Darken undead! Make Abasasinia Great Again!
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