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Anarchist Prime
Tue Jan 23 20:59:30
we were all characters in a d n d adventure,who'd be what?
and if that,then how would we fare as group in an adventure?
or some sort of conflict.
Wed Jan 24 07:48:53
Can you imagine a UP D&D game? Hooooooooooooo boy. That would be an experience.
Wed Jan 24 07:58:01
Mt and I likely run DM. Else I'm feeling a little sorcerous.
Average Ameriacn
Wed Jan 24 08:00:10
I would be Trump.
large member
Wed Jan 24 08:20:29
Fighter with 18 Chr, 12 str and 15 dex.

Let the henchmen do the heavy lifting.
Wed Jan 24 09:46:37
"we were all characters in a d n d adventure,who'd be what? "

Are we supposed to name a character from a novel or a game or something, or just say which Race and Class we would be?

I think I would be a sneaking archer/ranger who also is proficient with the long sword and a dagger. I would be like a Ranger/Archer/Rogue, kinda.
Wed Jan 24 09:52:21
Nimatzo would probably be Minsc. The guy with the little hamster Boo, from Baldur's Gate.
Wed Jan 24 10:00:57
I had Paramount pegged as Elan from OotS. I guess an "Archer ranger rogue" fits pretty closely with the incompetent bard thing.
Wed Jan 24 10:40:47
Definitely DM.
Wed Jan 24 11:14:23
What is OotS? Order of the Stick?

What is a DM? Da mage? Dungeon Master? Druid Mage?
Wed Jan 24 11:16:57
I would be an elf priest most likely.
Wed Jan 24 11:37:32
Oots is order of the stick, yes.

DM is indeed dungeon master.
Wed Jan 24 16:08:32
If it was a B&B adventure I'd be the guy asleep by 9 and first up in the AM looking for coffee.

BTW what the hell is a D and D adventure?
Wed Jan 24 16:31:34
Chaotic Good Half-Elf Barbarian.

Double-privileged shitlord who doesn't adhere to codes.

We'll need to lynch Seb and lulzgul if we want to get anything done.

Cuckhat can serve as our rations for the first week.
Tentacle Rapist
Wed Jan 24 17:46:14
I want to be a chaotic neutral mage who's goal is to exterminate all life to end all suffering, because he's completely fucking insane and thinks it's the right thing to do!
Wed Jan 24 17:59:18
Are you going to be a mind flayer mage? ;p
Mon Feb 05 13:40:00
"I want to be a chaotic neutral mage"

Being chaotic neutral is not far from being evil. One little thing can turn you into an evil character. It happened Raistlin. He started out as a neutral mage, but then he became evil.

"Initially wearing the red robes of neutrality, as the first series progresses Raistlin's powers increase while his mood and actions darken, and he adopts the black robes of evil during the War of the Lance." – http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Raistlin_Majere


A chaotic neutral character is an individualist who follows their own heart and generally shirks rules and traditions. Although chaotic neutral characters promote the ideals of freedom, it is their own freedom that comes first; good and evil come second to their need to be free.

Mon Feb 05 13:46:20
Hmm... I would probably say Dishonest Trump is one of these two alignments. Probably Chaotic Evil or somewhere between Neutral and Chaotic Evil.

Neutral evil

A neutral evil character is typically selfish and has no qualms about turning on allies-of-the-moment, and usually makes allies primarily to further their own goals.[9] A neutral evil character has no compunctions about harming others to get what they want, but neither will they go out of their way to cause carnage or mayhem when they see no direct benefit for themselves. Another valid interpretation of neutral evil holds up evil as an ideal, doing evil for evil's sake and trying to spread its influence.[9] Examples of the first type are an assassin who has little regard for formal laws but does not needlessly kill, a henchman who plots behind their superior's back, or a mercenary who switches sides if made a better offer. An example of the second type would be a masked killer who strikes only for the sake of causing fear and distrust in the community.

Chaotic evil

A chaotic evil character tends to have no respect for rules, other people's lives, or anything but their own desires, which are typically selfish and cruel. They set a high value on personal freedom, but do not have much regard for the lives or freedom of other people. Chaotic evil characters do not work well in groups because they resent being given orders and do not usually behave themselves unless there is no alternative.
the wanderer
Mon Feb 05 13:59:48
Chaotic Idiot
Mon Feb 05 14:18:31
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