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Sam Adams
Member
Wed Feb 28 15:57:02
Whats the point of a reality star president if you cant at least get some smokeshow advisors?
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Wed Feb 28 16:17:45
he still has Ivanka to leer at (apparently he tells all porn stars he has affairs with that they remind him of Ivanka)

and he has the bikini photos of his exes that he keeps on his desk


Rugian
Member
Wed Feb 28 16:22:41
I'm sure it's hard for anyone to consistently keep up with the energy and stamina of Donald Trump. Kudos to the hottie for lasting as long as she did.
obaminated
Member
Wed Feb 28 17:10:49
She looked like she could work a dick like she was born to do it. She will be missed.
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Wed Feb 28 18:09:03
apparently lil boy Trump yelled at her for admitting she has told lies for him
Renzo Marquez
Member
Wed Feb 28 18:27:27
She's almost 30. He'll get a younger model.
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Wed Feb 28 19:04:50
Hicks is the one who wrote Trump's "I hear you" note card... how will he fake empathy now...
Rugian
Member
Wed Feb 28 19:24:04
Before we start speculating on which 20-something supermodel will be Trump's next selection (personally, I'm hoping for Joanne Nosuchinsky), let's not forget that Hicks only had the job in the first place because her predecessor had unjustly gotten the boot. Are we about to see the Mooch make his triumphant return?
obaminated
Member
Wed Feb 28 20:23:20
Joanne wants to be an actress now. Mooch is a lock.
Rugian
Member
Wed Feb 28 20:47:08
MT,

Afraid your information is out of date. Apparently the acting career didn't pan out, since:

http://twitter.com/JoNosuchinsky/status/966843372425175040

Mind you, "the Cumia Show" is a podcast network that keeps its public access-quality shows hidden behind a paywall despite zero advertising, and which is run by an alcoholic racist who, since 2014 alone:

-Got himself fired from SiriusXM for calling a woman a nigger on Twitter;
-Pled guilty to drunkenly beating his 26-year old girlfriend (he himself is in his fifties, btw);
-Was forced to turn in his massive gun collection to the State of New York as a result of said plea;
-Was caught fucking a transsexual pornstar which he is so deeply ashamed of that he insta-bans anyone who brings it up at all;
-Threatened to dox his own subscribers when they started complaining about how awful he's become;
-Saw his retarded brother make an absolute ass out of himself on The People's Court;
-Got hoodwinked into funding a show with Artie Lange, who's shown up to only a handful of episodes (despite his name being on the marquee) and then while clearly high.

Safe to say, dear Joanne is at the bottom of the barrel right now. I'd say it's a ripe time for her to be offered a career change by GEOTUS.
Dukhat
Member
Wed Feb 28 21:39:39
Meh. She wasn't even that hot. She looked like the prettiest girl in a town of coal miners. And then some NYC media executive saw her and thought, "maybe we can sell some calendars in West Virginia with her face on it."

And then that didn't pan out, and she had to end up working for one of the dumbest people in NYC.
obaminated
Member
Wed Feb 28 22:12:25
Working for a Billionaire and then being a top adviser in the white house until she quit (not fired), yeah cuckhat, she is the image of failure.

@rugian - I follow her on instagram, she posts pictures of herself on sets. I think she is still trying to get acting work, I don't think that podcast pays much. But let's be honest, she won't get a job in the white house and she won't be a successful actress, she will become a housewife who takes ambien on a daily basis while her successful husband has affairs she turns a blind eye too.

So the opposite of cuckhat.
Nekran
Member
Thu Mar 01 01:14:01
So you're saying Dukhat will have a succesful career, won't take drugs and will have a housewife who doesn't have affairs?
Dukhat
Member
Thu Mar 01 02:47:31
Lol. Obaminated cucked himself good.
mexicantardnado
Member
Thu Mar 01 04:05:42
duuuur I admit to online stalking her duuur because I have a chance duuuur. I know everything about her duuur so you duuur shut yo mouf!
Renzo Marquez
Member
Thu Mar 01 05:01:10
Rugian
Member Wed Feb 28 19:24:04
"... I'm hoping for Joanne Nosuchinsky ..."

Neiss.
hood
Member
Thu Mar 01 07:26:01
This Joanne girl has an ugly face.
obaminated
Member
Thu Mar 01 10:03:03
Darn, i should have been more clear witg my insult. Left myself open on that one.

@hood, she was a beauty queen, she isnt considered ugly.
hood
Member
Thu Mar 01 10:04:49
And? Her face looks awkward from her Twitter profile pic. The rest of her looks fabulous, but that face just has something going on.
Renzo Marquez
Member
Thu Mar 01 17:35:15
Dukhat
Member Wed Feb 28 21:39:39
"Meh. She wasn't even that hot."

Confirmed gay.

hood
Member Thu Mar 01 07:26:01
"This Joanne girl has an ugly face."

Confirmed gay. We know you'd prefer a much larger nose and a big feminine penis.
hood
Member
Thu Mar 01 17:39:57
Because I find a leathery face that looks like it belongs on a middle aged woman unattractive? Because I'd prefer a normal looking nose than one that looks like it belongs on a bird?

Sure. I'm the gay one. Whatever you say. Enjoy your butterface.
obaminated
Member
Thu Mar 01 23:22:19
You have very high standards.

She is unique and pretty looking. She is uniquely pretty, when she smiles she does resemble a bird but she has a fun personality and that would make most men ignore the fact that she isn't swedish looking.
hood
Member
Thu Mar 01 23:28:24
Like I said, I am basing my judgment solely off a few pics on her twitter. And exaggerated a bit since renzo got his panties in a bunch over people not having the same taste as he does.
Senor Marquez
Member
Fri Mar 02 04:42:19
"I have to do that because I clearly makes other thinks that I really dig chicks. If not, then my secret will get out that I like it in what, what, in the butt."
Rugian
Member
Fri Mar 02 09:08:05
Let's stop fucking aroind, Hood's real problem with Joanne is the lack of a hook nose and Khazar milkers.
obaminated
Member
Fri Mar 02 09:23:44
Hoods real problem is she aint got no dick.
hood
Member
Fri Mar 02 09:29:27
That's not funny. Penises are hauntingly terrifying.
Canadian
Member
Sat Mar 03 01:38:03
"Renzo Marquez
Member Thu Mar 01 17:35:15
Confirmed gay. We know you'd prefer a much larger nose and a big feminine penis."

- So we know who failed biology in high school...
Rugian
Member
Wed Mar 28 12:47:57
The hottie is dead, long live the hottie!


Former Disney star Caroline Sunshine joins Trump's press office

http://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-43571009
hood
Member
Wed Mar 28 12:54:15
Damn. She smoking. Caroline Sunshine sounds like a fake name though.
Sam Adams
Member
Wed Mar 28 13:10:13
Ahh yes much better. Every supervillain needs a hot assistant.
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Wed Mar 28 14:18:56
sets the stage for a 'my Monica is hotter than your Monica' tweet
obaminated
Member
Wed Mar 28 17:00:08
well, now we know who trump is having an affair with, good for him.
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