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Hot Rod
Revved Up | Sun Apr 01 08:27:18 Problems. I awoke this morning with a bone in my leg. |
TJ
Member | Sun Apr 01 10:29:56 Is it a miracle or did you sleep with the chicken laying your Easter eggs? You are just a little vague with your opening... Is this an Easter Egg hunt? |
Hot Rod
Revved Up | Sun Apr 01 10:38:24 Nope. I looked it up. Science calls it a femur. |
TJ
Member | Sun Apr 01 11:11:28 Ok, Easter Bone Hunt... I found all of dem bones so you can call off the hunt. snickering http://anatomysystem.com/diagram/skeletal-system-images.jpg |
Cthulhu
Tentacle Rapist | Sun Apr 01 11:11:34 You think that's bad, I woke up to a textbook with hundreds of pages of statutes and common laws that I have to memorize! Fuck your femur, you can brag when you wake up with a bone in some hotties vagina! |
Hot Rod
Revved Up | Sun Apr 01 12:11:05 Aaahhh, if only. :,( |
TJ
Member | Sun Apr 01 12:38:37 I woke up to fools day. It's is snowing. |
patom
Member | Sun Apr 01 15:34:23 I just woke up from my afternoon nap and the last of the snow has finally melted off our roof. |
Hot Rod
Revved Up | Sun Apr 01 16:28:32 Cool. |
TJ
Member | Sun Apr 01 18:02:35 More snow has accumulated here today than the total we've had all winter. It is still coming down strong. |
Paramount
Member | Mon Apr 02 11:03:07 lol, Hot Rod, yesterday you woke up with a bone. Today you woke up to tariffs and an army marching on to your borders. |
Hot Rod
Revved Up | Mon Apr 02 12:32:38 the tariffs are nothing, only about $3 Billion. Not sure how they will stop the marchers. |
obaminated
Member | Mon Apr 02 12:34:16 "I awoke this morning with a bone in my leg." I don't know how to take this. |
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