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Hot Rod
Revved Up
Sun Apr 01 08:27:18

Problems.

I awoke this morning with a bone in my leg.

TJ
Member
Sun Apr 01 10:29:56
Is it a miracle or did you sleep with the chicken laying your Easter eggs?

You are just a little vague with your opening...

Is this an Easter Egg hunt?
Hot Rod
Revved Up
Sun Apr 01 10:38:24

Nope.

I looked it up. Science calls it a femur.

TJ
Member
Sun Apr 01 11:11:28
Ok, Easter Bone Hunt...

I found all of dem bones so you can call off the hunt. snickering

http://anatomysystem.com/diagram/skeletal-system-images.jpg
Cthulhu
Tentacle Rapist
Sun Apr 01 11:11:34
You think that's bad, I woke up to a textbook with hundreds of pages of statutes and common laws that I have to memorize! Fuck your femur, you can brag when you wake up with a bone in some hotties vagina!
Hot Rod
Revved Up
Sun Apr 01 12:11:05

Aaahhh, if only. :,(

TJ
Member
Sun Apr 01 12:38:37
I woke up to fools day. It's is snowing.
patom
Member
Sun Apr 01 15:34:23
I just woke up from my afternoon nap and the last of the snow has finally melted off our roof.
Hot Rod
Revved Up
Sun Apr 01 16:28:32

Cool.

TJ
Member
Sun Apr 01 18:02:35
More snow has accumulated here today than the total we've had all winter. It is still coming down strong.
Paramount
Member
Mon Apr 02 11:03:07
lol, Hot Rod, yesterday you woke up with a bone. Today you woke up to tariffs and an army marching on to your borders.
Hot Rod
Revved Up
Mon Apr 02 12:32:38

the tariffs are nothing, only about $3 Billion.

Not sure how they will stop the marchers.

obaminated
Member
Mon Apr 02 12:34:16
"I awoke this morning with a bone in my leg."

I don't know how to take this.
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