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Utopia Talk / Politics / It's time to ban penises!
Cthulhu
Tentacle Rapist
Mon Apr 09 19:59:42
If the government would just ban anyone from having a penis in public, then there would be no rape! People don't rape people, Penises rape people!

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Rugian
Member
Mon Apr 09 20:16:24
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CrownRoyal
Member
Mon Apr 09 20:17:12
Open carry is banned
Cthulhu
Tentacle Rapist
Mon Apr 09 20:24:58
Concealed carry is dangerous though. How is the woman supposed to know she's at risk of being assaulted by a penis when the owner is concealing it?
obaminated
Member
Tue Apr 10 04:19:13
Why does that dick have a mouth?
jergul
large member
Tue Apr 10 04:33:11
Most of you have already lost the tip anyway. What would another inch or so matter?
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