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Utopia Talk / Politics / Is my black friend a funny or a douche?
Im better then you
2012 UP Football Champ
Wed Apr 25 14:50:01
Ok I was working with a new group of young straight out of college kids that seem to get most of their info from Foxnews when one of them asks the ONLY black guy in the group.

"hey why do people from North Omaha [black neighborhood] keep making mistakes that get them in trouble?"

Response
"When I was ten years old I was waiting in the car with a high school kid and out of nowhere he asks me "Can a girl get pregenant by squirting in her ear?" I was real proud of my response cause even though I was ten I was "ummm no thats pretty fucking stupid" Never saw the white kid again. My question is why would anyone ask that to anyone but especially a ten year old? He was white so you should now why?"

I thought it was funny but it got pretty awkward after that. Then the Foxnews douche started talking about gun control and how kids were addicted about tidepods or something.

kargen
Member
Wed Apr 25 17:42:09
Why can't he be both? Doesn't have to be either/or.
hood
Member
Wed Apr 25 17:49:52
I would go with neither. He's just dumb.
McKobb
Member
Wed Apr 25 19:33:52
That ear infection would be a hard STD to explain.
smart dude
Member
Wed Apr 25 23:34:33
Pretty good response imo.
Seb
Member
Thu Apr 26 06:00:45
He's funny and smart.

You are a douche for expecting a random black dude to account for all people with the same skin colour.
Seb
Member
Thu Apr 26 06:01:32
Sorry, misread the post - it's the guy that asked the question who is a douche.
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