Utopia Talk / Politics / No Sissykick 2018 thread?

murder Member	Sat Jun 16 10:06:00 I'm shocked! James Harden must love this game. All you have to do is fall down and fake an injury, and they give you a free chance to score from point blank range. Every time I start thinking how screwed up the US is, I remember that you guys love soccer, and it makes me feel a little better. :o)
Rugian Member	Sat Jun 16 10:11:19 http://www...hread=82762&time=1529095522963
Cthulhu Tentacle Rapist	Sat Jun 16 10:14:13 Nothing wrong with no threads about gay mating rituals
murder Member	Sat Jun 16 10:41:51 Rugian: That's not really about sissykick. It's about race purity.
murder Member	Sat Jun 16 10:42:44 "Nothing wrong with no threads about gay mating rituals" It's just odd with several Euros posting here.
Paramount Member	Sat Jun 16 16:42:34 Did anyone watch Iceland–Argentina? Everyone in the icelandic team had a name that ended with ~son Gunnarsson Bjarnason Skulason Hallfredsson Ingason ...and so forth.
Aeros Member	Sat Jun 16 18:42:20 America is not involved so the event is irrelevant.
chuck Member	Sat Jun 16 21:33:42 @Paramount: They're patronyms. As I understand it, the Icelandic phone book (or maybe the Reykjavik phone book) is only indexed by first name since most names there are of the format <Given name> <Patronym>
Dukhat Member	Sun Jun 17 01:06:15 Soccer the team sport you play because you are too poor and dumb to play something with actual teamwork. America has a lot of things fucked up about it but baseball and football each >>>>> shitball.
tumbleweed the wanderer	Sun Jun 17 01:24:49 soccer is more entertaining than baseball
Cthulhu Tentacle Rapist	Sun Jun 17 17:31:41 So is being murdered or dying from plague!
obaminated Member	Sun Jun 17 17:32:31 and cuckhat hates soccer, go figure.
Paramount Member	Mon Jun 18 11:42:19 Sweden won its first game. We beated Korea Republic. 1-0. Germany lost its first game. Brazil scored even. Not a super good start for the big teams. But what matters is that Sweden won. Germany has to win their next game now.
Daemon Member	Mon Jun 18 11:53:35 Germany lost its first game, Merkel may lose power, Trump wants to tax our cars, Boris Becker's diplomatic immunity claim has just been rejected by Central African Republic, I'm out of beer and have no energy to go shopping. IS IS TIME FOR SUICIDE?
swordtail Anarchist Prime	Mon Jun 18 12:03:56 no, wait for the full moon
Daemon Member	Mon Jun 18 12:21:58 swordtail: 10 more days for me, thank you, now I have hope again. Until then I may find a virgin that agrees to watch soccer with me and so saves me from myself.
swordtail Anarchist Prime	Mon Jun 18 12:23:35 make sure her virgin certificate is authentic.
Daemon Member	Mon Jun 18 12:39:17 No certificate needed, I feel confident to handle this myself: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Virginity_test#Two-finger_test
Borthas Member	Mon Jun 18 19:42:11 Sissy kick can't be as bad as egg hand.
Wrath of Orion Member	Tue Jun 19 08:56:48 "But what matters is that Sweden won." And looked pretty unimpressive doing it.
Paramount Member	Tue Jun 19 09:13:29 It was a boring game. Korea wasn't that good, and neither was Sweden. It was pure luck that Sweden got a penalty kick and scored. But no team except maybe Iceland (who managed to tie against Argentina) has made any impressions this early.
Wrath of Orion Member	Tue Jun 19 09:37:44 Except for the teams that actually have, but sure, whatever...
swordtail Anarchist Prime	Tue Jun 19 09:59:34 http://pbs.twimg.com/media/DgD7Uv4U0AAB2V5.jpg
Sam Adams Member	Tue Jun 19 10:45:24 Lol swordtail wins the thread
tumbleweed the wanderer	Tue Jun 19 11:22:36 Poland screwed over by refs!
Paramount Member	Tue Jun 19 12:18:31 ”Except for the teams that actually have, but sure, whatever...” Well that is subjective, so yeah, whatever.
Nekran Member	Tue Jun 19 12:23:26 Spain, Iceland , Mexico and Peru (despite their undeserved loss) have impressed so far. Christiano Ronaldo is the only star who has impressed so far. Poland only has itself to blame (sure it was an unfortunate timing by the ref, but they should be looking at their own suckage).
Paramount Member	Tue Jun 19 13:34:04 Yeah, Mexico impressed.. The Mexico team practically built a wall and Germany had to pay for it.
Paramount Member	Tue Jun 19 13:56:33 Women vs men in football: http://twi...tatus/1008731301308960769?s=21
tumbleweed the wanderer	Tue Jun 19 14:18:32 Mueller should investigate this Russian team
kargen Member	Thu Jun 21 11:48:41 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gbVJ-31JSrA
kargen Member	Thu Jun 21 11:49:08 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gbVJ-31JSrA
tumbleweed the wanderer	Fri Jun 22 11:54:31 that poor Nigerian player.. his wrist so badly hurt he couldn't continue walking off the field...
tumbleweed the wanderer	Sat Jun 23 13:56:02 i recommend the Germans put the ball into the net
CrownRoyal Member	Sat Jun 23 14:54:13 Always best soldiers
CrownRoyal Member	Sat Jun 23 14:57:08 Swedes were playing for draw, fuck that. But, good game nevertheless
Daemon Member	Sat Jun 23 14:59:10 I hope that nobody believed that we could lose against Sweden.
CrownRoyal Member	Sat Jun 23 15:01:47 Up until like 94th minute, even you were cursing that team
Paramount Member	Sat Jun 23 15:15:22 Germany, the current WC champions, and they barely beated Sweden :)
Nekran Member	Sat Jun 23 18:11:27 Belgium ftw!
Paramount Member	Mon Jun 25 01:21:30 Denmark shames itself: FIFA has fined Denmark’s soccer federation 20,000 Swiss francs ($20,200) for misconduct by fans at the team’s 1-1 draw with Australia, including a sexist banner. FIFA says Danish fans also threw objects at Australia supporters and disrespected “pre-match protocol.” Fans are required to respect the national anthem of an opponent before a game. Denmark was also charged for fans displaying a “a sexist banner” at the game in Samara. FIFA is using anti-discrimination monitors to spot offensive behavior at the World Cup. http://apn...for-sexist-banner-at-World-Cup
Rugian Member	Mon Jun 25 07:17:11 "FIFA is using anti-discrimination monitors to spot offensive behavior at the World Cup." Soccer fans being degenerate animals is the only non-gay aspect of that limp-wristed sport. Way to try and take even that away, morons.
Paramount Member	Mon Jun 25 14:53:30 lol Iran! I think Portugal is shitting their pants now.
Paramount Member	Mon Jun 25 15:01:56 What a game. The intensity.
Daemon Member	Wed Jun 27 11:11:11 Close this thread, god damn close it!
Paramount Member	Wed Jun 27 11:18:50 Sweden beated Mexico with 3-0!!! Mwahahaha South Korea beated Germany with 2-0!!!! WHAT HAPPENED?! The current WC Champions are out!! It's game over man! FINITO!
Paramount Member	Wed Jun 27 11:21:48 Did anyone really think that Mexico could win against Sweden? SWEDEN! MOAHAHAHA!
murder Member	Wed Jun 27 15:15:10 Has that guy gotten up off the ground yet? The one that looked like he was dying? I didn't see what happened to him but it must've been bad because he was just laying there like he'd been shot ... and then run over by a truck. I hope he's doing better now. :o)
Paramount Member	Thu Jun 28 13:00:57 England–Belgium starts soon. My popcorn is ready.
Paramount Member	Thu Jun 28 13:57:04 Jesus christ what a boring match. It feels like I’m wasting my popcorn.
tumbleweed the wanderer	Sun Jul 01 11:06:23 Germany, Messi & Ronaldo are dead Russia & España now in extra time rigged!
Paramount Member	Sun Jul 01 12:02:47 Russia beated Spain. Spain is out!!
tumbleweed the wanderer	Sun Jul 01 15:28:14 another blatant foul saves the definite goal not quite as bad as that one hand ball from that one game that one time years ago but still...
tumbleweed the wanderer	Sun Jul 01 15:32:24 ^in Croatia v Denmark, a game no one could possibly care about
Paramount Member	Mon Jul 02 14:21:48 Will Japan win? They have 2-0 against Belgium right now. This will be like the first time ever that they advance to quarter finals if they win.
tumbleweed the wanderer	Mon Jul 02 14:29:16 just look at the Japanese halflings... easy to tell which color jersey is Japan :p i'm rooting for Brazil now... they have a sexy chick in a world cup ad that airs here
Paramount Member	Mon Jul 02 14:31:54 Dayum... 2-2 now shit
Paramount Member	Mon Jul 02 14:34:39 Belgium scored 2 goals in 10 minutes.
tumbleweed the wanderer	Mon Jul 02 14:36:26 c'mon halflings!
Paramount Member	Mon Jul 02 14:39:27 I want Japan to win, so they can beat Brazil in the quarter final.
Paramount Member	Mon Jul 02 14:43:40 WOW! Daaayum that was close.
tumbleweed the wanderer	Mon Jul 02 14:45:18 the brutes are really putting pressure on the lil guys
Paramount Member	Mon Jul 02 14:52:12 Noooo :( wtf
tumbleweed the wanderer	Mon Jul 02 14:52:12 nooooo
smart dude Member	Mon Jul 02 14:53:17 When Russia poisons the competition with polonium (and denies it) and wins the World Cup, will Donald Trump congratulate them for their glorious victory?
Paramount Member	Mon Jul 02 14:53:31 not fair. I wanted Japan to win this.
Paramount Member	Mon Jul 02 14:55:15 If Russia plays in the final, I think Trump will be there to watch it together with Putin.
smart dude Member	Mon Jul 02 14:55:30 RACIST! THIS IS SENEGAL ALL OVER AGAIN. WHY DOES FIFA ALWAYS LET THE WHITE TEAM WIN? BOYCOTT!!!
Im better then you 2012 UP Football Champ	Mon Jul 02 14:56:30 They are up 2-0 in 50ish minutes ....... (checks score) WTF!!!!!
murder Member	Mon Jul 02 15:14:12 How the hell do you blow a 2 goal lead in soccer? Did Belgium kick a field goal? :o)
Nekran Member	Mon Jul 02 20:15:59 That was one hell of a ride!
Rugian Member	Mon Jul 02 20:17:22 Of course murder and IBTY are following this shit. Anti-American fucks.
swordtail Anarchist Prime	Tue Jul 03 10:56:45 'Psychic' octopus that predicted Japan's World Cup results killed http://www...-world-cup-results-killed.html
Paramount Member	Tue Jul 03 11:06:01 Sweden is ready for quarter finals :) Who can stop us now? England?!
tumbleweed the wanderer	Tue Jul 03 11:08:03 i'm glad those weird-porn-loving halflings lost now may octopi rise up and kill them all some day
swordtail Anarchist Prime	Tue Jul 03 12:48:48 http://pbs.twimg.com/media/DhHi-vGX0AAR1ej.jpg
Cherub Cow Member	Tue Jul 03 12:56:48 Apparently Neymar faked a couple of injuries in the Brazil-Mexico game, but someone made this fun video edit of one of them: http://www.instagram.com/p/BklwjL9Fido/?hl=en ..I watched his other "injury", and it's just a Mexico player stepping **slightly** on Neymar's ankle while retrieving a ball and Neymar freaking out about it like he just lost a foot or something. It's funny because in the coverage the announcers make it sound like the Mexico player should be carded for that stepping XD
murder Member	Tue Jul 03 13:03:12 "Of course murder and IBTY are following this shit. Anti-American fucks." It's exciting! Sometimes they score multiple goals in a match. I even catch myself yelling at the players on TV as if I knew a single goddamn thing about the game. The best part is when a World Cup match ends, and FOX tries to finesse the audience into a MLS match ... as if no one could tell the difference.
murder Member	Tue Jul 03 13:15:25 Right now England is playing Columbia ... but I don't see David Beckham anywhere. I assume they are saving him for the 2nd half?
tumbleweed the wanderer	Tue Jul 03 13:44:15 i hope Neymar has the chutzpah to keep it up after all this criticism & humiliation
Paramount Member	Tue Jul 03 13:57:20 Why are you all talking about Neymar. Can’t you talk about Sweden’s victory today and their qualification to the quarter final?
Paramount Member	Tue Jul 03 13:58:42 David Beckham? Is he still playing in the national team? Last time I heard about him was a couple of years ago when he played in Los Angeles, I think,
tumbleweed the wanderer	Tue Jul 03 14:16:37 i didn't see Sweden today i did just see some weird homoerotic lineup before that corner kick for some reason...
murder Member	Tue Jul 03 14:21:28 England just scored to go up 1-0 on one of those exciting penalty kicks. Still no sign of Beckham though.
murder Member	Tue Jul 03 14:22:56 "Why are you all talking about Neymar. Can’t you talk about Sweden’s victory today and their qualification to the quarter final?" Congratulations on your national team reaching the quarter finals. Sorry about your loss in the next round. :o)
Paramount Member	Tue Jul 03 15:05:30 Thanks. David Beckham is moving to Miami to launch his football team and is leaving his family at home DAVID Beckham has revealed he’s moving to America to live out his dream of owning his own football club. Speaking at a press conference in Miami, David explained: “I want to thank my family. Brooklyn and my wife Victoria, who is at home with the other kids. They’ve been through the good times and the bad times and I owe them everything.” David, 42, said he couldn't wait to get started with his MLF franchise which has taken four years to get moving. http://www...otball-team-miami-family-home/ He is 42. I think he has retired from playing football.
Paramount Member	Tue Jul 03 15:19:26 Yeah, I think both Colombia and England have more technical better players than Sweden does. So the chance of Sweden winning the quarter final may not be that high.
tumbleweed the wanderer	Tue Jul 03 15:46:36 yet another game with the 120 minutes of play being pointless go whomever!
Paramount Member	Tue Jul 03 15:55:21 So England won. It gonna be Sweden - England in the quarter.
murder Member	Tue Jul 03 16:50:30 Paramount ... I live in South Florida. ;o)
Paramount Member	Tue Jul 03 16:53:00 So maybe you can start to play in Beckham’s team :P
murder Member	Tue Jul 03 17:04:07 First they have to find some place to build a stadium. That search has been going on forever. When he decided to bring a team to this area, he had no idea how crooked the politics are down here.
swordtail Anarchist Prime	Wed Jul 04 11:06:25 Hosting World Cup helps lift 'iron curtain of Russian sexuality' 'They have a new category of men to compare to ... Beautiful men who are happy to have sex with condoms, who act gallantly without accusing them of being slutty. It’s a whole new universe' http://www...otection-condoms-a8425666.html
Rugian Member	Wed Jul 04 19:23:05 Didn't Russia recently host the Olympics? How is that event any different from this fluff piece, ST?
Nekran Member	Wed Jul 04 21:45:16 The world cup is a wee bit bigger than the winter olympics, Rugian.
McKobb Member	Wed Jul 04 21:56:12 How so? No one cares about soccer. Its barely on tv.
CrownRoyal Member	Wed Jul 04 23:27:21 This turned out to an excellent tournament so far.
Paramount Member	Thu Jul 05 07:23:48 I agree. So far it is all good.
ConcernedJew Member	Thu Jul 05 07:45:35 That's why I don't watch soccer: http://www...d-cup-cyber-trap-idUSKBN1JT1ZX Israel says Hamas tried to snare soldiers in World Cup cyber trap Reuters Staff 2 Min Read TEL AVIV (Reuters) - Israel’s military accused the Palestinian Islamist group Hamas on Tuesday of trying to hack the mobile phones of Israeli soldiers through a malicious World Cup score-tracking app and two bogus dating apps. Hamas, which rules the Gaza Strip and has fought several wars with Israel, declined comment. The three Android apps, which have since been removed from the Google Play Store, were designed to infect troops’ phones with data-stealing malware and turn on cameras and microphones for live spying, two Israeli military security officers said. A Google Israel spokeswoman did not respond immediately to an emailed request for comment. The officers, at a briefing for foreign reporters, declined to say how Israel had determined Hamas was allegedly responsible. One of the apps, “Golden Cup”, was set up last month as the World Cup soccer championship kicked off in Russia, the Israeli officers said. “It was actually a very good one, giving you the game results,” said one of the officers, who under military secrecy rules requested anonymity. The officers said Hamas operatives, using false identities, contacted soldiers on social media and encouraged them to download the apps to their private smart phones. Fewer than 100 soldiers did so, and were located either by self-reporting or after military security analysts tracked them down, the officers said. “We know of no damage that was done,” one of the officers said. The military reported a similar alleged Hamas plot in January 2017, saying cellphones belonging to dozens of soldiers were hacked by militants pretending to be attractive young women.
Paramount Member	Thu Jul 05 08:46:45 “It was actually a very good one, giving you the game results,” said one of the officers," That sounds like a really good app :) Most of the World Cup apps can't give you game results because it is a very advanced programing behind a feature like that. Hamas may be the only ones being able to pull it off.
tumbleweed the wanderer	Fri Jul 06 12:55:38 go Brasil! keep on rollin, Neymar!
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