Utopia Talk / Politics / Haikus for the Donald

Cthulhu Tentacle Rapist	Fri Jun 22 16:55:51 Trump pays for hookers Because his wife wont touch him Yet he's still POTUS
Cthulhu Tentacle Rapist	Fri Jun 22 16:57:11 The Mexican flood Will devastate all the states Unless Trump saves us
obaminated Member	Fri Jun 22 22:53:22 Stormy wasnt hooker, she was an escort, you judgmental asshole.
hood Member	Fri Jun 22 23:19:57 obaminated does not know how to haiku Donald would say "sad"
hood Member	Fri Jun 22 23:23:30 November the Eighth Twenty Sixteen brought shame to P.O.T.U.S. (last line meant to be spelled out)
Forwyn Member	Fri Jun 22 23:41:51 The God Emperor Triggers Cuckhat by the day Off to Mars we go Silver spoon Donald Millionaire's son sang of by Creedence Clearwater
Dukhat Member	Sat Jun 23 02:17:52 Forwyn is so cucked Poses as Ayn Rand's follower Yet believes Breitbart
hood Member	Sat Jun 23 09:18:09 How do you not get Five seven five syllables Can you even count
Dukhat Member	Sat Jun 23 10:41:10 It was a toilet haiku. Fofgive me for I have sinned.
Hot Rod Revved Up	Sat Jun 23 12:41:16 No. You just fucked up Royally.
Cthulhu Tentacle Rapist	Sat Jun 23 12:54:21 Kim Jong Un gave Trump Exactly what he wanted It cost you nothing
Aeros Member	Sat Jun 23 16:41:31 Trump space force will go Hillary share blue goes down We cannot stop winning
Average Ameriacn Member	Sat Jun 23 18:05:11 From victory to victory Trumps rushes along bringing MAGA to even the smallest town
Dukhat Member	Sat Jun 23 18:28:15 Since everyone's fucking up. Trump loves giving it up Especially when it's someone else's money CUckservatives slurp on Trump Cock and like the little vienna sausage shape, thick veins, and tiny hands patting them on the back of the head
Average Ameriacn Member	Sat Jun 23 18:59:02 Trump the Great In God's name he rules Only Second to Jesus!
Average Ameriacn Member	Sat Jun 23 19:06:44 In Syria he bombed
Average Ameriacn Member	Sat Jun 23 19:07:58 In Syria he bombed In Iran he cancelled In Russia he sanctioned Axis of evil defeated!
Average Ameriacn Member	Sat Jun 23 19:11:11 Kim Korea came begging to his throne Trump barely looked up from the constitution he was studying at that time
Average Ameriacn Member	Sat Jun 23 19:13:45 China he smashed with trillions of tariffs groveling they're now
Average Ameriacn Member	Sat Jun 23 19:15:09 Most beautiful women he had Democrats are envy can only gangbang Lewinsky
Forwyn Member	Sat Jun 23 22:18:16 Cuckhat and poems Don't really go together Cuckhat is triggered
Dukhat Member	Sun Jun 24 13:07:45 Oh Cuckservatives Create a whole construct of hate are helpless deep down
hood Member	Sun Jun 24 13:16:49 five eight five is not five seven five you dumb dolt trump greater than you
Forwyn Member	Sun Jun 24 13:19:07 Three strikes and you're out You should give up now Cuckhat You're not good at this
Cthulhu Tentacle Rapist	Sun Jun 24 13:30:13 Five seven five is Not that hard at all unless You voted Bush twice
Dukhat Member	Sun Jun 24 18:30:44 Who cares about syllables Literally half the haikus posted are incorrect (not including mine)
hood Member	Sun Jun 24 19:13:32 Excluding the trolls five seven five is observed by majority I think dukhat just can't speak, if he's unable to count some fucking syllables.
Dukhat Member	Sun Jun 24 21:48:47 I know, these are shit poems and I just don't care and am trolling. (the Obaminated excuse) HAHAHAHAHA Get Over It Retard Nobody Cares about Your Cultural Appropriation
Forwyn Member	Sun Jun 24 22:30:36 Too edgy for me Cuckhat too cool for haikus Busy watching wife
Forwyn Member	Sun Jun 24 22:31:50 Appropriation Is a coward's excuse for Being a pussy
Hot Rod Revved Up	Sun Jun 24 22:47:25 dukbrain, have you ever eaten a taco? How about some sushi. Any other foreign foods? What did you dress up as on Halloweens?
Hot Rod Revved Up	Sun Jun 24 22:48:59 Nice ones Forwyn.
Pillz Member	Sun Jun 24 22:55:11 "Too edgy for me Cuckhat too cool for haikus Busy watching wife" Lol
Dukhat Member	Mon Jun 25 01:05:52 Generally you don't finish a sentence by splitting it between 2 lines of a haiku like you've been doing. It's just something the evil white gaijin foreigner fucked up when trying to copy a Japanese style. But anyways, it's just shitty sentences that happen to have some syllables Forwyn believes lies But he pretends that Donald Trump is someone he hates Forwyn loves Ayn Rand But loves tax cuts for himself Much much much much more
Dukhat Member	Mon Jun 25 01:06:22 Don. Trump*
Dukhat Member	Mon Jun 25 02:23:58 Cuckservative thoughts I can not find a Job and I can not find a Wife. Fuck democrats. No girl will fuck me But I am a white male, why? Antifa are cause I have wife. I knock Her up when she was eighteen Kill me. I am white I stay at home play Ing console games. Girls hate me. I blame hillary I am twenty nine And love tax cuts for my boss What a cuck I am White culture is great Sweaters jello and red pills Oh shit that's Cosby I am old and white Fox news is truth fuck the dems Science and math lie
tumbleweed the wanderer	Mon Jun 25 11:41:36 Harley-Davidson moving some prod to Europe because of tariffs Red Hen Restaurant filthy canopies / windows says the President
obaminated Member	Mon Jun 25 13:13:34 I apologize I made a drunk lazy joke I let you all down
obaminated Member	Mon Jun 25 13:15:33 She is no hooker Dont judge her occupation We all pay for sex
Cthulhu Tentacle Rapist	Fri Jun 29 12:37:57 A good deal is when You borrow three hundred mil And dont pay it back
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