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Paramount
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Tue Jul 03 23:22:47 2018
They have found the little boys. The question now is how to get them out from that cave.

Dayum, look at that map: http://www.bbc.com/news/world-asia-44692813

They are very deep into the cave, and they may have to learn to how to dive and swim in order to get out.

Diving in narrow passages is very dangerous. Can these kids do it if they have never swammed or dived before?

What else can they do? Drill a hole through the mountain and airlift them out of da cave? They are almost 1 km below surface. Dayum.
murder
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Tue Jul 03 23:53:22 2018

What kind of dumbass takes kids into caves that flood?

Rugian
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Tue Jul 03 23:53:37 2018
"the little boys"

"very deep into the cave"

"Diving in narrow passages"

"Can these kids do it"

"Drill"

I'm honestly not sure whose mind is in the gutter here, mine or yours.
murder
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Wed Jul 04 00:05:12 2018

Clearly yours.

Hot Stick
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Wed Jul 04 02:13:38 2018
Am I too old to learn to dive? *SOMEONE* has to rescue these kids in that dark cave with no CCTV to watch what happens they *COULD* be drowning right *NOW*
Hot Rod
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Wed Jul 04 02:54:35 2018

There are some American military divers on the scene. They will be fine.

Cthulhu
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Wed Jul 04 03:02:35 2018
Did you just assume their gender!?!?!?!?! How ignorant are you of thai culture!?!?!? Some of these 'boys' will make beautiful women some day!




I should really kill myself for typing that.
Hot Rod
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Wed Jul 04 03:13:45 2018

There are both genders in the cave.

Hot Stick
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Wed Jul 04 03:19:12 2018
I *DO* know mouth to mouth if they *NEED* someone down in that dark cave to help out in case someone stops breathing. Better *SAFE* than *SORRY*.
obaminated
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Wed Jul 04 04:36:00 2018
Gotta pay the trolls toll to get into that boys hole.
Hot Rod
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Wed Jul 04 04:51:18 2018

They must be a bunch of brave kids to keep their shit together for a week in pitch blackness and not much in the way of entertainment if any.

Hot Stick
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Wed Jul 04 04:55:44 2018
I know *MANY* games that can be played in pitch darkness. They will *NEVER* forget the experience if someone ships me out to the cave to help.
Paramount
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Wed Jul 04 08:16:00 2018
”They must be a bunch of brave kids to keep their shit together for a week in pitch blackness”

Maybe they took a shit in a corner somewhere, so they knew where it was and could avoid stepping on it.
murder
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Thu Jul 05 08:45:22 2018
I wish that was lost in translation rather than just being a bad joke. :o)
Hot Rod
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Thu Jul 05 10:51:36 2018

They are hauling two huge generators up there to help pump the water out.

Three of the kids are having a bit of a rough time because they went without food for so long.

Average Ameriacn
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Thu Jul 05 11:55:29 2018
Our Marines could rescue them if Thailand would agree to total denucularization. Deal?
Hot Rod
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Thu Jul 05 14:10:44 2018

We have a couple of Navy Seals there to lend a hand.

There are Thai Navy Seals there too, I imagine they are in charge.

Not sure though.

Paramount
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Thu Jul 05 14:15:30 2018
There are Brits and Chinese there too, and probably many more. Not sure if there are any Jews there though. But I think it was da Brits who found the little boys.
Hot Rod
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Thu Jul 05 14:18:20 2018

Yeah, there are a lot of folks there doing their best to help out the best they can.

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