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Paramount
Member
Tue Jul 03 16:22:47
They have found the little boys. The question now is how to get them out from that cave.

Dayum, look at that map: http://www.bbc.com/news/world-asia-44692813

They are very deep into the cave, and they may have to learn to how to dive and swim in order to get out.

Diving in narrow passages is very dangerous. Can these kids do it if they have never swammed or dived before?

What else can they do? Drill a hole through the mountain and airlift them out of da cave? They are almost 1 km below surface. Dayum.
murder
Member
Tue Jul 03 16:53:22

What kind of dumbass takes kids into caves that flood?

Rugian
Member
Tue Jul 03 16:53:37
"the little boys"

"very deep into the cave"

"Diving in narrow passages"

"Can these kids do it"

"Drill"

I'm honestly not sure whose mind is in the gutter here, mine or yours.
murder
Member
Tue Jul 03 17:05:12

Clearly yours.

Hot Stick
Member
Tue Jul 03 19:13:38
Am I too old to learn to dive? *SOMEONE* has to rescue these kids in that dark cave with no CCTV to watch what happens they *COULD* be drowning right *NOW*
Hot Rod
Revved Up
Tue Jul 03 19:54:35

There are some American military divers on the scene. They will be fine.

Cthulhu
Tentacle Rapist
Tue Jul 03 20:02:35
Did you just assume their gender!?!?!?!?! How ignorant are you of thai culture!?!?!? Some of these 'boys' will make beautiful women some day!




I should really kill myself for typing that.
Hot Rod
Revved Up
Tue Jul 03 20:13:45

There are both genders in the cave.

Hot Stick
Member
Tue Jul 03 20:19:12
I *DO* know mouth to mouth if they *NEED* someone down in that dark cave to help out in case someone stops breathing. Better *SAFE* than *SORRY*.
obaminated
Member
Tue Jul 03 21:36:00
Gotta pay the trolls toll to get into that boys hole.
Hot Rod
Revved Up
Tue Jul 03 21:51:18

They must be a bunch of brave kids to keep their shit together for a week in pitch blackness and not much in the way of entertainment if any.

Hot Stick
Member
Tue Jul 03 21:55:44
I know *MANY* games that can be played in pitch darkness. They will *NEVER* forget the experience if someone ships me out to the cave to help.
Paramount
Member
Wed Jul 04 01:16:00
”They must be a bunch of brave kids to keep their shit together for a week in pitch blackness”

Maybe they took a shit in a corner somewhere, so they knew where it was and could avoid stepping on it.
murder
Member
Thu Jul 05 01:45:22
I wish that was lost in translation rather than just being a bad joke. :o)
Hot Rod
Revved Up
Thu Jul 05 03:51:36

They are hauling two huge generators up there to help pump the water out.

Three of the kids are having a bit of a rough time because they went without food for so long.

Average Ameriacn
Member
Thu Jul 05 04:55:29
Our Marines could rescue them if Thailand would agree to total denucularization. Deal?
Hot Rod
Revved Up
Thu Jul 05 07:10:44

We have a couple of Navy Seals there to lend a hand.

There are Thai Navy Seals there too, I imagine they are in charge.

Not sure though.

Paramount
Member
Thu Jul 05 07:15:30
There are Brits and Chinese there too, and probably many more. Not sure if there are any Jews there though. But I think it was da Brits who found the little boys.
Hot Rod
Revved Up
Thu Jul 05 07:18:20

Yeah, there are a lot of folks there doing their best to help out the best they can.

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