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The Children
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Sun Aug 19 00:11:09 2018
EXPOSED.

Lmao so much for this "unbeatable" art.

when faced with battle in true reality, it didnt last more than 1 minute

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wpO2DbYvsjs

bullshido jitsu exposed.
this bullshido art is literally useless in real life.

lmao exposed u dumb fucks.
butbutbut the the teh mma, the teh teh gracies said...

jergul
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Sun Aug 19 00:13:17 2018
The only unbeatable martial arts is sprinting, then throwing rocks at your oppenent. Repeat until he is down.

Range wins.
The Children
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Sun Aug 19 00:25:14 2018
look at the ease of which they were manhandled and taken out. while they lay on da ground tryin 2 mimic there gay moves, the others just swarmed them and pummeled them.

they barely broke a sweat. imagine a real fight out in da streets. those guys culdve serious hurt them. bad. very bad.
jergul
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Sun Aug 19 00:33:48 2018
Now imagine me sprinting away and throwing rocks at them until they drop. I would barely break a sweat and I would seriously hurt them.
Nimatzo
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Sun Aug 19 00:54:39 2018
Those are two things that will nullify each other to some degree. Running forward and turning back to throw something in the opposite direction you are running. You will lose speed and throw those rock like a little sissy :)

The Parthian shot is best preformed on horseback.
jergul
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Sun Aug 19 01:05:05 2018
Well, you could do that. I would personally stop. Throw a rock. Repeat until fellow got closer, then run some more.
Nimatzo
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Sun Aug 19 01:38:20 2018
Why not just run? Arguably your version would look much funnier, to the Benny Hill music :)
jergul
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Sun Aug 19 10:57:10 2018
Because throwing rocks makes it a martial art.
kargen
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Sun Aug 19 11:03:04 2018
conceal and carry...
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