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The Children
Member
Sat Aug 18 17:11:09
EXPOSED.

Lmao so much for this "unbeatable" art.

when faced with battle in true reality, it didnt last more than 1 minute

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wpO2DbYvsjs

bullshido jitsu exposed.
this bullshido art is literally useless in real life.

lmao exposed u dumb fucks.
butbutbut the the teh mma, the teh teh gracies said...

jergul
large member
Sat Aug 18 17:13:17
The only unbeatable martial arts is sprinting, then throwing rocks at your oppenent. Repeat until he is down.

Range wins.
The Children
Member
Sat Aug 18 17:25:14
look at the ease of which they were manhandled and taken out. while they lay on da ground tryin 2 mimic there gay moves, the others just swarmed them and pummeled them.

they barely broke a sweat. imagine a real fight out in da streets. those guys culdve serious hurt them. bad. very bad.
jergul
large member
Sat Aug 18 17:33:48
Now imagine me sprinting away and throwing rocks at them until they drop. I would barely break a sweat and I would seriously hurt them.
Nimatzo
iChihuaha
Sat Aug 18 17:54:39
Those are two things that will nullify each other to some degree. Running forward and turning back to throw something in the opposite direction you are running. You will lose speed and throw those rock like a little sissy :)

The Parthian shot is best preformed on horseback.
jergul
large member
Sat Aug 18 18:05:05
Well, you could do that. I would personally stop. Throw a rock. Repeat until fellow got closer, then run some more.
Nimatzo
iChihuaha
Sat Aug 18 18:38:20
Why not just run? Arguably your version would look much funnier, to the Benny Hill music :)
jergul
large member
Sun Aug 19 03:57:10
Because throwing rocks makes it a martial art.
kargen
Member
Sun Aug 19 04:03:04
conceal and carry...
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