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Utopia Talk / Politics / Man leans on his semen vial and it shoots at woman
Peter Walsh
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Wed Sep 12 05:07:49
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‘What you did was to make a quantity of your semen and wait at the Asda car park and target a lone female who was packing shopping into her car. ‘By means unknown you threw the quantity of semen over this woman onto her jumper. I am satisfied you did not directly masturbate on to her, given the evidence.’

During his trial, Reid said the vial was in his car as he was having trouble with producing his usual quantities when he ejaculated and wanted a sample to take to the doctor.


He claimed he must have leant on it as he was rummaging in the back of his car and the liquid shot out over the woman.


Jebbebiah Wilkins
Member
Wed Sep 12 05:46:56
Evolution made him do it, he's not guilty!
Paramount
Member
Wed Sep 12 06:05:49
Reid

The most amazing and sweetest guy you'll ever meet. He is very good looking and has a great sense of humor

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Reid
Paramount
Member
Wed Sep 12 07:43:04
Is Reid a Jewish name?

yes

http://www.answers.com/Q/Is_Reid_a_Jewish_name
yankeessuck123
Member
Wed Sep 12 07:54:22
surprised that this didn't happen in Florida
Sam Adams
Member
Wed Sep 12 11:24:55
Shoot him.

Next.
Canadian
Member
Wed Sep 19 00:42:33
"Reid...was found guilty of a lesser charge of projecting semen onto her body"

- Wait, the Scots have a charge for this? You know the joke about rules - that means this isn't the first time this has happened.
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