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The Children
Member
Tue Oct 09 14:17:29
Behold now, remastered footage of the dragon the master in action.

behold how he beat his foes effortlessly. butbutbut bruce lee is just an actor, butbutbut bruce lee cant fight, butbutbut bruce lee never won a cage match, butbutbut kungfu doesnt work....

lmao u dumb pieces of shit.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J43Q3rbjYrw

the man was unstoppable. his lightnin reflexes, his speed, his power and accuracy. he wuldve crushed every fuckin roided up fool in the ring.

The Children
Member
Tue Oct 09 14:18:45
and oh yea, seperately here is the russian hd footage of bruce on demonstration. notice the same stage, the same people sittin around the stage, the same person on stage (bruce), the same footsteps he is makin and the same everything.

this video proves without a doubt, the man sparrin in the first video is one and the same, master bruce lee.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HG9uwkPXUJ4

Rugian
Member
Tue Oct 09 14:20:33
"The man was unstoppable"

Thats not what the maker of Equagesic has to say.
McKobb
Member
Tue Oct 09 14:26:21
My yard guy?
The Children
Member
Tue Oct 09 14:52:33
unstoppable biatch.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_5KBnA-2NBg

unstoppable, nigga bitches. look at his insane speed, power and accuracy. his crazy lightnin fast reflexes!

the man stopped a spinnin kick with a kick of his own before the other guy culd finish his kick!!

G DAMN! THATS FUCKIN FAST!!!

but i wasnt surprised. lets not 4get, his kick clocked in at less than .25 seconds in other videos...

nobody wuld stand a chance against him, thats the reality.
Paramount
Member
Tue Oct 09 15:03:47
Who would win... McGregor or Bruce Lee?
The Children
Member
Tue Oct 09 15:18:03
mcgregor wuldnt last 30 seconds.

McKobb
Member
Tue Oct 09 15:23:44
Even he could beat a dead Chinese actor!
Hrothgar
Member
Tue Oct 09 15:39:21
1:30 in the first video - wtf? Can barely tell what he's doing with his hands even in the slow mo replay. Brutal lightning quick punch.
murder
Member
Wed Oct 10 09:10:15

This is not fighting.

swordtail
Anarchist Prime
Wed Oct 10 09:46:04
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bmfudW7rbG0
Cthulhu
Tentacle Rapist
Wed Oct 10 12:51:53

the man was unstoppable'


Oh, so THAT'S the reason he collapsed at 32 and died because his body couldn't take it anymore
The Children
Member
Wed Oct 10 14:12:36
look at bruces crazy speed.

No chance at all. if he didnt stop that kick, the dude wuldve ended up in da hospital.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F_MHOXup9t4

too fast!!! look also at guy in red shirt 2 see how fast that move actually was compared 2 it.

daaaayyyyiuuuuummm.
Cthulhu
Tentacle Rapist
Wed Oct 10 15:48:58
I can easily take Bruce Lee. He has no speed anymore.
Forwyn
Member
Wed Oct 10 16:06:06
Even if he hadn't died, he'd be 78 now.

And even old Chinese Kungfu masters slow down eventually.

But he was pretty impressive in his time.
CrownRoyal
Member
Wed Oct 10 23:16:05
1. Chuck Norris
2. Chtulu
3. Bruce Lee
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