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the wanderer
Thu Nov 08 13:00:19
69-Year-Old Dutch Man Seeks To Change His Legal Age To 49

Emile Ratelband, a 69-year-old motivational speaker from the Netherlands, has petitioned a court for permission to change his legal age ā€” by altering his birth certificate to show he was born 20 years later than he really was.

Ratelband argues that he feels two decades younger than he actually is ā€” doctors told him he has the body of a younger man, he says. While in most cases that compliment is rhetorical, Ratelband is taking a more literal approach. He also says having a younger age on paper would give him a boost in life and on dating apps.

He presented his argument before a judge on Monday.

According to the Dutch newspaper Algemeen Dagblad, or AD, Ratelband told the court he would be happy to delay his pension benefits for 20 years, as a logical extension of his age change.

The judge expressed some skepticism but also noted that changing the sex on a birth certificate, as transgender people have the right to do, once was impossible and is now allowed.

Transgender people around the world have fought long legal battles for the right to change their birth certificates to match their gender identity. Where that is permitted, the legal requirements vary; in the Netherlands, transgender people need a statement from an expert affirming that they have a "permanent conviction" that their gender does not match what is on their birth certificates, and that they understand the repercussions of their decision.

Ratelband gave an interview to AD explaining his logic for changing his age.

"When I'm 69, I am limited. If I'm 49, then I can buy a new house, drive a different car," he said, according to a translation by The Guardian. "I can take up more work. When I'm on Tinder and it says I'm 69, I don't get an answer. When I'm 49, with the face I have, I will be in a luxurious position."

Ratelband's website says he has seven children and "a steady relationship with the woman of his dreams." However, he told media outlets that he is dating and is seeking to have more children with surrogate mothers.

Ratelband's website also says his "age focus is to turn at least 94 years old and to then leave this world healthy and with pleasure when it has become a better place for everyone." He does not specify whether that "age focus" refers to his physical age or his emotional age.

The 69-year-old also spoke to The Washington Post and said he is not concerned that his comparison of an age change to a sex change may be offensive to transgender people. He called it a question of free will.

"Because nowadays, in Europe and in the United States, we are free people," he told the Post. "We can make our own decisions if we want to change our name, or if we want to change our gender. So I want to change my age. My feeling about my body and about my mind is that I'm about 40 or 45."

He wants to tell potential dating partners and clients that he is as young as he feels, not as old as he is.

"But I don't want to lie," Ratelband told the Post.


i guess those last comments means if his birth certificate is changed it's not a lie?
Sam Adams
Thu Nov 08 13:05:16
Why not? No variable is ever set in modern sjw neverland.
Thu Nov 08 13:07:28
Welcome to the age of post-rationality.
Thu Nov 08 13:15:00
I feel like changing the amount of money I have on my bank account. I feel like Iā€™m at least 20 times as wealthy as I am and I think my bank account should reflect that. If they could change it it would give me a boost in my life.
Thu Nov 08 13:16:09
"your honor, as you can clearly see, my birthdate is in 2005. I am underage. This man raped me 2 years ago."

- 50 year old woman in divorce court.
Sam Adams
Thu Nov 08 16:30:49
I identify as a starting qb. Social justice demands that i be signed. I cant be any worse than the bills.
Thu Nov 08 16:56:01

I identify as Sam Adams. Turtle Crawler give me his login credentials.
Thu Nov 08 17:23:32
Your facts are oppression. My lived experience is what is important!
Sam Adams
Thu Nov 08 18:04:07
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