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patom
Member
Sun Nov 25 06:39:31
I recently picked a new primary care doctor. After two visits and exhaustive Lab tests, she said I was doing fairly well for my age. (I will soon turn Seventy Five).
A little concerned about that comment, I couldn't resist asking her, 'Do you think I'll live to be 90?'
She asked, 'Do you smoke tobacco, or drink beer, wine or hard liquor?'
'Oh no,' I replied. 'I'm not doing drugs, either!'
Then she asked, 'Do you eat rib-eye steaks and barbecued ribs?'
'I said, 'Not much... My former doctor said that all red meat is very unhealthy!'
'Do you spend a lot of time in the sun, like playing golf, boating, sailing, hiking, or bicycling?'
'No, I don't,' I said.
She asked, 'Do you gamble, drive fast cars, or have a lot of sex?'
'No,' I said...
She looked at me and said,..
'Then, why do you even give a shit?'
Hot Rod
Revved Up
Sun Nov 25 08:32:17

LOL, good one.

I told my cardiologist not long ago that when they pronounce me terminal I'm going to start smoking again.

Got a good laugh out of him.

TJ
Member
Sun Nov 25 09:29:26
Truth in humor.
Dukhat
Member
Sun Nov 25 09:41:26
Why the fuck is my tax dollars going to pay for a cardiologist for some fucking old racist.
Nimatzo
iChihuaha
Sun Nov 25 09:51:40
Because you are a _stupid fucking_ democrat who vote for people who enact policies that does just that, take your money and keep other people alive with it. Amazing how stupid your are Dickhat, that you can’t figure out why your choices are not alining with the outcome you desire.
Dukhat
Member
Sun Nov 25 09:52:08
Yeah, because Republicans actually cut benefits to their strongest supporters lol.

Dumb fuck.
Nimatzo
iChihuaha
Sun Nov 25 10:06:35
I hear gargling retard noises. You support and vote for a party that wants to enact more policies keeping even more ”dumb and racist” people alive and comfortable. Can you solve the equation or is too difficult still? Don’t forget to carry the retard when you divide by stupid.
Paramount
Member
Sun Nov 25 10:36:27
”She asked, 'Do you [...] have a lot of sex?'”


Does a lot of sex kill you? Like, would it prevent you from reaching 90?
Hot Rod
Revved Up
Sun Nov 25 12:44:06

dukbrain, why don't you write your Congressman?



Hot Rod
Revved Up
Sun Nov 25 12:46:20

LOL

Nimatzo wins the thread.

Nimatzo
iChihuaha
Mon Nov 26 00:54:20
Stupid fucking democrats like dickhat give democrats a bad name. People like him are not really democrats, they are psychopaths trying to blend in. He is to the Democratic party what all those serial rapist like Weinstein were to US coastal liberalism, a cancerous tumor.
Hot Rod
Revved Up
Mon Nov 26 04:22:11

Make that, 'twice'.

:)

hood
Member
Mon Nov 26 08:31:11
But dukhat is Republican. At least, he was before Trump. Don't y'all remember the mountain of threads and predictions he made about how Obama was going to get his ass handed to him? Twice?


However, this thread is stupid. And predictable. I guess old people with shit memories like hearing the same jokes over and over since it's like the first time for them?
Dukhat
Member
Mon Nov 26 09:28:21
Nimatzo looking to Hot Rod for affirmation of his beliefs.

LoL, Incels are sad.
TJ
Member
Mon Nov 26 10:01:41
Seems an appropriate title for:

Happy 80th HR on your way to 90.
Hot Rod
Revved Up
Mon Nov 26 13:29:48

Thanks buddy.

Forwyn
Member
Mon Nov 26 14:26:21
"Nimatzo
iChihuaha Sun Nov 25 10:06:35
I hear gargling retard noises. You support and vote for a party that wants to enact more policies keeping even more ”dumb and racist” people alive and comfortable. Can you solve the equation or is too difficult still? Don’t forget to carry the retard when you divide by stupid."

Rofl
Hot Rod
Revved Up
Mon Nov 26 14:33:59

Forwyn, do you think you will ever open your mind and learn to read?


Just Curious.


Forwyn
Member
Mon Nov 26 14:36:30
Good burn Nimatzo. Rofl @ Cuckhat. Shut up Rod, Happy Birthday.
Hot Rod
Revved Up
Mon Nov 26 14:38:27

Thankee you young whippersnapper.

Rugian
Member
Mon Nov 26 22:31:39
Oh shit, it's Hot Rod's 80th! Happy birthday and congratulations.
Nimatzo
iChihuaha
Tue Nov 27 00:24:21
Makes him about 10 years older than my dad.
Grats Great Old One.
pillz
Member
Tue Nov 27 00:28:52
80 years ago a doctor should have been drinking.

The world was one bad delivery away from being a Hot Rod-less place.
obaminated
Member
Tue Nov 27 00:32:02
cuckhat commits an unforced error. fails to realize it. classic.
McKobb
Member
Tue Nov 27 01:15:07
Happy Birthday!
Cherub Cow
Member
Tue Nov 27 01:39:50
"Does a lot of sex kill you? Like, would it prevent you from reaching 90?"

Yes and no. Frequent sex can have positive psychological and physiological benefits such as better life outlooks, decreased stress, lower blood pressure, and decreased cancer risk, which points to a bigger picture of prolonging life (a "no" to your question)... but, there's also a stem cell argument that "wasting" reproductive cells can increase aging.

Stem cells can only be replaced so many times in one person's lifetime — differentiation has metabolic costs. In males, for instance, following intercourse, activators local to the testis drive spermatogonial stem cells (SSCs) to renew, which puts stress on SSC metabolic pathways, and stem cell renewal is particularly energy intensive. If the argument stopped there, it would be a "yes" to your question because sex would be depleting energy... but... energy can be renewed; disregarding everything above is the fact that no significant research has found anything particularly convincing about anti-aging except that age outcomes can be increased through exercise and caloric restriction (diet) — everything else (ROSs, accumulating failures in DNA damage response, etc.) tends to be secondary. In short: fuck away, but eat healthy and take care of yourself. Also consider parabiosis or blood transfusions with a younger human, because in mice that has been shown to decrease aging.
Hot Rod
Revved Up
Tue Nov 27 06:50:36

Thanks, guys.


The way I feel this morning some of you may get your wish before long. And I don't see my pain doctor until 12/20.



smart dude
Member
Tue Nov 27 09:14:41
rofl pain doctor

die sooner rather than later, fag
Hot Rod
Revved Up
Tue Nov 27 09:20:34

I go to the Hospital's clinic. Works really well for me.

smart dude
Member
Tue Nov 27 09:23:33
unemployed pedophile with no family. also a trump voter. lol, fag.
Dukhat
Member
Tue Nov 27 10:10:36
Man this forum is so trash. All the smarter people like CrownRoyal left. Just incels trapped by their own ignorance flinging insults and Hot Rod.

Even if TC were to open up registrations again, nobody would want to join. It's reached a tipping point of stupid.
obaminated
Member
Tue Nov 27 10:24:14
Cuckhat, you should see to a therapist.
Im better then you
2012 UP Football Champ
Tue Nov 27 10:29:57
If he did we'd have one less poster.
Dukhat
Member
Tue Nov 27 10:48:46
I should. Why not find a way to be even happier? I can certainly afford it with my portfolio hitting 8 figures in the last year.

But you could certainly use it a lot more. When's the last time you changed a habit for the better? Made a new friend? Took a risk on yourself (and possibly hurt your own ego) to improve your life?

The answer is the same as every cuckservative on here.

There is no American conservative party anymore. Just a bunch of ignorant reactionaries that blame the rest of the world for their own miserable lives.
Hot Rod
Revved Up
Tue Nov 27 13:32:23

Fido - unemployed pedophile with no family. also a trump voter. lol, fag.

LOL, quit wagging your tail so much, you might hurt yourself.


You know what's really funny, you have never complained about my little nickname for you. You must feel really comfortable with it.

Rugian
Member
Tue Nov 27 13:37:41
Rofl at Dukhat complaining about flinging insults. His first post in virtually every thread he participates in is some variation of "dumbass rightwingers/white people/incels are morons who should fuck off."
Cherub Cow
Member
Tue Nov 27 18:09:28
Dukhat doesn't even seem to make any efforts discriminating between who does or doesn't get called those names. It's basically just whoever sounds vaguely like an enemy at a particular moment.

"All of them ... constructed at infinite cost to themselves these Maginot Lines against this enemy they thought they saw across the frontier, this enemy who never attacked that way — if he ever attacked at all; if he was indeed the enemy."
Pillz
Member
Tue Nov 27 18:44:16
A lot like hot rod actually
smart dude
Member
Tue Nov 27 20:28:42
Did this guy really just brag about his "portfolio" on the Internet? And think anyone cares? LOL, what a loser.
Hot Rod
Revved Up
Tue Nov 27 21:52:38

dukbrain - Man this forum is so trash. All the smarter people like CrownRoyal left.


CrownRoyal is still here he is just hiding in the slime under a multi.



Pillz, I'm like Trump in that way. If someone attacks me I hit back. I have found ways to make a lot of them leave me alone, maybe that is why there are so many multi's.

It doesn't bother me anymore, but it's still fun to go after the really stupid ones.

Pillz
Member
Tue Nov 27 21:59:44
I'm taken aback by the scale of stupid at your disposal Hot Rod.

Which poster on this forum does not insult you?
Hot Rod
Revved Up
Tue Nov 27 22:16:33

I usually get along with Rugian and T.J.

And a few others.

As I said, it doesn't bother me anymore so I ignore most of it.

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