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Utopia Talk / Politics / OT: I wish to live forever
patom
Member | Fri Jan 18 06:34:04 I met a magical fairy yesterday who said she would grant me one wish. "I wish to live forever," I said. "Sorry," said the fairy, "That is the only wish that I'm not allowed to grant." "Fine," I said, "then I want to die the day after Congress is filled with honest, hard-working, bipartisan men and women who act only in the people's best interests!" "You crafty little bastard," replied the fairy. |
obaminated
Member | Fri Jan 18 08:16:57 Haha |
The Children
Member | Fri Jan 18 08:22:00 a rich 60 year old bastard is about 2 get married with a beautifull hot young blond 23 years old. all his friends r jelly and one day, they ask him how he accomplished this. easy, the bastard said. i lied about my age. his friends clearly shocked started to ask him. you told her u r 40 years old? no, said the bastard. i told her i am 87 years old. --------------- bitches aint loyal. mgtow. |
murder
Member | Fri Jan 18 21:26:57 ^ TC's joke is funnier. :o) |
Hrothgar
Member | Fri Jan 18 21:43:26 LOL to both jokes. |
Sam Adams
Member | Fri Jan 18 22:09:24 Lol ya tc that was funny |
The Children
Member | Sat Jan 19 02:22:28 thugs4life http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rPFKmh8deVI |
jergul
large member | Sat Jan 19 02:38:29 The wife laughed@both, but top score for TC. |
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