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Utopia Talk / Politics / OT: I wish to live forever
patom
Member
Fri Jan 18 06:34:04


I met a magical fairy yesterday who said she would grant me one wish.


"I wish to live forever," I said.


"Sorry," said the fairy, "That is the only wish that I'm not allowed to
grant."


"Fine," I said, "then I want to die the day after Congress is filled with
honest, hard-working, bipartisan men and women who act only in the
people's best interests!"


"You crafty little bastard," replied the fairy.
obaminated
Member
Fri Jan 18 08:16:57
Haha
The Children
Member
Fri Jan 18 08:22:00
a rich 60 year old bastard is about 2 get married with a beautifull hot young blond 23 years old.

all his friends r jelly and one day, they ask him how he accomplished this.

easy, the bastard said. i lied about my age.

his friends clearly shocked started to ask him. you told her u r 40 years old?

no, said the bastard. i told her i am 87 years old.

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bitches aint loyal. mgtow.


murder
Member
Fri Jan 18 21:26:57

^ TC's joke is funnier. :o)

Hrothgar
Member
Fri Jan 18 21:43:26
LOL to both jokes.
Sam Adams
Member
Fri Jan 18 22:09:24
Lol ya tc that was funny
The Children
Member
Sat Jan 19 02:22:28
thugs4life

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rPFKmh8deVI
jergul
large member
Sat Jan 19 02:38:29
The wife laughed@both, but top score for TC.
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