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Sam Adams
Member
Fri Jan 18 10:33:11
Duckhat, seb, was this one of you?

http://www...by-but-not-mine-ask-ellie.html
The Children
Member
Fri Jan 18 13:02:53
guess the race!

whitey!
patom
Member
Fri Jan 18 14:25:14
About 50 years ago when I worked at Reedmans as a mechanic, a guy brought in one of those super market type tabloids except is was more x rated.

Instead of dear Abby, they had Dear Scabby. I still remember 2 of the letters.

Dear Scabby, my boyfriend tells me that semen tastes like white wine. Does it?

Scabby replied, I don't know, I never tasted white wine.

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Dear Scabby, I'm troubled with premature ejaculation. What should I use to keep my semen in?

Scabby replied, a paper cup.
hood
Member
Fri Jan 18 14:40:34
^ actually decent jokes. 7/10
patom
Member
Fri Jan 18 14:53:02
I can't remember the name of the tabloid. This was back in the late 60's.
patom
Member
Fri Jan 18 15:00:23
I just googled Dear Scabby and lo and behold they have a newer version. The original was a picture of a black woman at a typewriter. This one looks like a trailer trash nightmare white woman.
Cthulhu
Tentacle Rapist
Fri Jan 18 16:38:44
I couldn't get past the question part. A real man would have divorced her.
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