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Rugian
Member
Tue Jan 22 13:57:16
You're welcome buddy!

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SNL WRITER OFFERS ORAL SEX FOR ANYONE WHO PUNCHES MAGA KID

A Saturday Night Live comedy writer responded to the media’s false story about the Covington High kids by offering oral sex to anyone who punches them in the face.

“I will blow whoever manages to punch that MAGA kid in the face,” tweeted Sarah Beattie.

The tweet was quickly deleted after a backlash, although others about the same issue remain up, including one which states, “oh yes the kid who was marching against women’s reproductive rights while wearing a hat promoting an evil homophobic racist misogynistic sociopath was TOTALLY misrepresented.”

Beattie’s Twitter bio reads, “writer. comedy person. I hate your ex boyfriend. Sorry I meant mine. I have big tits.”

Her Instagram page, which she has labeled “tits and depression,” features numerous pictures of her drawing attention to her ample breasts.

Beattie’s vulgar tweet was just one of countless similar violent threats made by leftists in response to the story. Twitter has thus far failed to take any action against any prominent individual for encouraging violence against children.

Meanwhile, Covington Catholic High School has cancelled lessons this morning following death threats made against students.

http://www...r-anyone-who-punches-maga-kid/
Paramount
Member
Tue Jan 22 14:03:42
I guess the Magafascists and the Incels are triggered by her profile pic.

http://www.instagram.com/nachosarah/
Rugian
Member
Tue Jan 22 14:12:59
Paramount unfortunately I dont think she'd work for you.

http://mob...us/1087741880551518210/photo/2
Paramount
Member
Tue Jan 22 14:48:46
She is crazy.
hood
Member
Tue Jan 22 14:50:48
Shiksas always are.
Sam Adams
Member
Tue Jan 22 15:05:54
Crazy 9.5


Hot 7


Use caution/avoid
Sam Adams
Member
Tue Jan 22 15:11:57
Whats aoc? 10/5

Nimatzo
iChihuaha
Tue Jan 22 15:14:01
Where are you putting the cut off point for ”good crazy”?
Rugian
Member
Tue Jan 22 15:29:39
I dont think AOC is crazy so much as vapid and self-absorbed. Definitely not someone to settle down with, but she probably wouldn't destroy your life either.
Rugian
Member
Tue Jan 22 15:33:47
Those big eyes really do her no favors though.
Rugian
Member
Tue Jan 22 15:34:07
*bug eyes
obaminated
Member
Tue Jan 22 15:46:09
she wouldn't destroy your life? rugian? i love you buddy but you fucking nuts. she isn't funny or talented and would definitely ruin whoever dated her and dumped her if it meant it furthered her career.
Dukhat
Member
Tue Jan 22 15:56:59
Probably average for what I would take home for a one-night stand. Face is below average and puts no effort into working out her body but BIG OLE TITTIES NOM NOM NOM.

AOC is like a girl I would befriend but never fuck because she's not hot to me. But it's important to have friends like that because she also likely has hot, permissive friends that will get the abortion if I somehow fuck up. Too bad you incels are so close-minded. World's way better out here in the coastal areas.

obaminated
Member
Tue Jan 22 16:00:12
well, that was an embarrassing thing to post...
obaminated
Member
Tue Jan 22 16:02:40
did you ever buy that yacht? ya know the one you posted about in a weird attempt to impress us? the one where you were too lazy to google to realize that only 10 of them existed in the world and to buy it would mean you had hundreds of millions in your bank account? or do you want us to believe that you are perhaps a billionaire with a fragile marriage? you are basically as pathetic as TC but without the fact that you are a troll account just posting shit for lulz.
Dukhat
Member
Tue Jan 22 20:30:21
Are you a retard? Hallberg-Rassy is a very popular boat-maker and they have been making boats for a long time. List value is about half a million; used value much less, and then there was the fact that Brexit had ocurred and people were afraid the pound was collapsing. I got it for a song and sold it a year later for a mint.

You're so dense. You did all this boat research and didn't even figure to read between the lines.
obaminated
Member
Tue Jan 22 21:17:11
yes... all this research... i googled the term for the boat you wanted, the website said there were 10 of them made. glad to know you are smart about buying and selling boats... because... ya... we all know that people sell boats for a profit.
Dukhat
Member
Wed Jan 23 00:17:43
It's like buying a house. Almost the same thing if you live on your boat which many people do. You'd be less stupid if you actually hung around more types of people and understood your way of thinking isn't the only way.
obaminated
Member
Wed Jan 23 00:53:27
no, you fucking dumbass, selling a boat isn't like selling a house. selling a used boat is like selling a used car, you don't make money off it. everyone knows that.
obaminated
Member
Wed Jan 23 00:54:20
only the difference between selling a car and a boat is that you spend a shitload just to maintain the boat.
obaminated
Member
Wed Jan 23 00:57:59
your lies trigger me. i don't know why. it just pisses me off. i apologize to everyone who has to witness it.
Sam Adams
Member
Wed Jan 23 09:22:40
Duckhat learned about boats from counterstrike?
Dukhat
Member
Wed Jan 23 10:33:02
It's ok. You're triggered because you're so helpless. It's not hard to be able to buy a boat. You just have to improve yourself and make sacrifices ... which is hard to do when you're a cuckservative blaming everyone and everybody else for your own failures.

You retards even get triggered by the fact companies mandate sensitivity training nowadays.

Basically all the high-paying jobs are off the table for you because you don't want to have a little empathy for others. It's sad and pathetic.

And it's no wonder you get triggered and have to create a fantasy that non-cuckservatives must be as unsuccessful as you.

I'm giving you an internet hug Obaminated. Oh wait, I'm not.
obaminated
Member
Wed Jan 23 11:37:41
yeah, you also claimed you sold a used boat for a profit. you are a liar.
Billah
Member
Wed Jan 23 23:31:56
Obaminated I just want to chime in here and say that Dukhat just completely owned your poor ass and you should shut up.
Cthulhu
Tentacle Rapist
Thu Jan 24 11:29:10
I suspect he could get an escort pretty easily
obaminated
Member
Thu Jan 24 22:30:48
i am glad billah has stopped calling me tazz, i finally tricked him.

also, cuckhat, are you still going to claim that you sold a used boat for a profit?
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