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Asgard
Member
Sat Mar 02 18:15:44
Is anyone here divorced?

I just got "divorced" without being married, after 8 years. Gotta say it feels good.





And to finish this post a la Cato -
And Paramount must be destroyed.
obaminated
Member
Sat Mar 02 18:16:32
ah man, are you dating Negin?
Asgard
Member
Sat Mar 02 18:17:40
What the heck is a Negin? Is that a black chick?
obaminated
Member
Sat Mar 02 18:18:56
ill take that as a No
Asgard
Member
Sat Mar 02 18:19:20
Why would I date a black chick?
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Sat Mar 02 18:21:35
he probably means Negan... a character on The Walking Dead
Asgard
Member
Sat Mar 02 18:25:24
I think he means Negin, which from a brief Google search appears to be a Persian chick.

Why would I date Nimi's sister?
McKobb
Member
Sun Mar 03 02:00:42
Is she hot?
Paramount
Member
Sun Mar 03 13:02:03
I think he dated a jewish girl.
Nimatzo
iChihuaha
Mon Mar 04 01:22:57
Obaminated is fucked. This Negin character is born of fire, and there is this old saying in Iran, you probably have it in the US as well, fuck with fire and your dick will get burned!
TJ
Member
Wed Mar 06 23:56:55
Today is my anniversary of approximately 1,513,728,000 seconds and counting of marriage. Gotta say it feels good.
Asgard
Member
Sat Mar 09 08:00:57
Well

For me, it was good when it was good, but when it was bad it was hell. For the missus as well.

Also, we had the kind of relationship where I needed to change the very essence of who I am; Yes, she loved and loves me very much, and I the same, but I cannot change who I am. Also, in order to change who I am, she would often place sanctions and penalties on me. I have had enough of it.
Nimatzo
iChihuaha
Sat Mar 09 09:47:32
A man doesn’t need that shit. A man must find a woman who loves his essence.
Fat Fag
Member
Sat Mar 09 09:59:34
Is essence another word for sperm?
Rugian
Member
Sat Mar 09 10:33:50
"I first became aware of it, Mandrake, during the physical act of love... Yes, a profound sense of fatigue, a feeling of emptiness followed. Luckily I — I was able to interpret these feelings correctly. Loss of essence. I can assure you it has not recurred, Mandrake. Women, er, women sense my power, and they seek the life essence. I do not avoid women, Mandrake...but I do deny them my essence."
CrownRoyal
Member
Sat Mar 09 10:45:20
lol, what a great movie
TJ
Member
Sat Mar 09 12:03:15
Eight years is the average length of time a couple stays together before a divorce is finalized in the United States.

When the romance stops the end of a marriage begins. Love alone isn't enough to satisfy compatibility. I'm sure there are many reasons why it takes an average of 8 years to realize the incompatibility and act upon the misery it creates.

"I just got "divorced" without being married, after 8 years."

Speaks volumes...

Seems the both of you knew relatively early on.
jergul
large member
Sat Mar 09 14:05:21
TJ
Still, only half end in divorce. Which is a testament to the power of habit I suppose. I would put the soulmate function down to about a quarter.
Paramount
Member
Tue Mar 12 16:32:19
”A man must find a woman who loves his essence.”

That would be good. But a woman also needs to know how to cook food, iron shirts, and how to cure you when you are not feeling well, if you got an illness or something, and what to do when you are about to get a stroke or have been bitten by a tick.

The best wife is probably a nurse with cooking skillz. That’s like an insurance for a long life.
Turtle Crawler
Admin
Wed Mar 13 01:14:33
Good luck on that, you're probably going to have to train her to do all those things.
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