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The Children
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Fri Apr 12 14:42:54
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=83apjSbVV-o

hmm i dunt know.

underwhelming except for da final part. that laugh...

The Children
Member
Fri Apr 12 14:44:45
the title sucks btw.

Cherub Cow
Member
Sat Apr 13 04:55:16
If there’s a graphic scene showing the new force-enabled children being slaughtered by a Skywalker, then I’ll check it out in theater, or if peeps here say, “Wow! They completely turned this shitshow around!”... but otherwise... I learned my lesson and will not pay to see another one of these.
Rugian
Member
Sat Apr 13 11:06:00
This thing will of course make a billion dollars.



None of those dollars will be from me. I still watch the OT but my desire to see anything new from this series is zero point zero zero.
obaminated
Member
Sat Apr 13 17:46:37
Billion would probably be considered a bust. Gotta get to that 1.5 billion mark for a film of this notoriety.
obaminated
Member
Sat Apr 13 18:21:48
http://www...tish-newcomer-Naomi-Ackie.html

Of course they make a new character who happens to be female black and a warrior. Honestly fuck this franchise.
Billah
Member
Sat Apr 13 22:39:33
Obaminated you should be celebrating maybe one day they will have a character you can identify with. Hispanic and racist? Out of shape and bitter about women?
obaminated
Member
Sat Apr 13 23:14:49
funny enough, i dont need a character to have the same race as me for me to identify with them. it's called empathy you stupid nigger.
The Children
Member
Sun Apr 14 14:59:42
"If there’s a graphic scene showing the new force-enabled children being slaughtered by a Skywalker, then I’ll check it out in theater, or if peeps here say, “Wow! They completely turned this shitshow around!”... but otherwise... I learned my lesson and will not pay to see another one of these. "

>> aye, hear hear!
Forwyn
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Sun Apr 14 15:42:29
DO YOU FEEL EMPOWERED YET

http://i.d...3-image-a-21_1555172592752.jpg
hood
Member
Mon Apr 15 00:07:51
The ultimate ending:

After Luke "sacrificed himself," he found himself still alive, but in spirit form not unlike Voldemort. After ages of torment as a spirit, he ends up time traveling and finds a particularly force sensitive host, a young Sheev Palpatine. Luke becomes Palpatine long before Anakin is ever born, starts the wars, then returns in episode 9 as Palpatine reincarnate (again) to lay waste to the rebellion and finally conquer the galaxy.
Cherub Cow
Member
Mon Apr 15 15:13:00
“DO YOU FEEL EMPOWERED YET“

Second person from left... who is that? More importantly, is that a Jezebel t-shirt? [disgusted, vomit face emoji here]
Forwyn
Member
Mon Apr 15 15:31:36
Both producers on the left, I believe :'(
Cherub Cow
Member
Tue Apr 16 15:15:15
Ugh, so then that’s Michelle Rejwan. I knew that Kathleen Kennedy was responsible for these shit movies, but to see that someone wearing what looks like a Jezebel t-shirt is also responsible... honestly, it just makes sense now. These movies were always doomed.
Rugian
Member
Tue Apr 16 18:14:59
^taken at a Q&A panel hosted by Stephen Colbert, no less.


It's like Disney wants me to wish death upon their company
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