Utopia Talk / Politics / star wars: told you so

earthpig GTFO HOer	Sun Apr 14 22:31:41 Woot. Back when the first Disney Star Wars movie came out I argued here that Disney doesn't make up a whole lot of new shit, ergo the new lady protagonist was guaranteed a Skywalker some how or some way. Mic drop.
earthpig GTFO HOer	Sun Apr 14 22:39:08 But also it's unfortunate they spilled the beans in the trailer, now there can't be an impactful "Luke, I am your father" moment.
Asgard Member	Sun Apr 14 23:39:57 Wow did you see how they completely fooled us by suggesting her parents were nobodies? Totally fooled us, didn't see it coming a galaxy away! It's almost like they made us be interested to know the amazing story behind who and what Snoke is, by giving him purpose, depth, and background.
earthpig GTFO HOer	Mon Apr 15 01:19:23 Wow I watched that trailer and IMMEDIATELY concluded that the female heroine is of Skywalker blood, but NONE of these other random ass summaries/reviews/analysis/whatever are saying that. A few of them think that "Skywalker" is the new word for "Jedi 2.0"... Luke's revisionist view on the force etc breeds a new type of force wielder. How is THAT more obvious than "Ray is a Skywalker, Luke's niece or cousin's grandson or w/e."
Cherub Cow Member	Mon Apr 15 01:42:44 The producers themselves had mentioned before Episode 7 that Star Wars was still a Skywalker story, so this isn’t exactly a cult theory. Not that it matters; these movies fucking suck.
McKobb Member	Mon Apr 15 04:57:29 It's all about the laser swords!
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