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earthpig
GTFO HOer | Sun Apr 14 22:31:41 Woot. Back when the first Disney Star Wars movie came out I argued here that Disney doesn't make up a whole lot of new shit, ergo the new lady protagonist was guaranteed a Skywalker some how or some way. Mic drop. |
earthpig
GTFO HOer | Sun Apr 14 22:39:08 But also it's unfortunate they spilled the beans in the trailer, now there can't be an impactful "Luke, I am your father" moment. |
Asgard
Member | Sun Apr 14 23:39:57 Wow did you see how they completely fooled us by suggesting her parents were nobodies? Totally fooled us, didn't see it coming a galaxy away! It's almost like they made us be interested to know the amazing story behind who and what Snoke is, by giving him purpose, depth, and background. |
earthpig
GTFO HOer | Mon Apr 15 01:19:23 Wow I watched that trailer and IMMEDIATELY concluded that the female heroine is of Skywalker blood, but NONE of these other random ass summaries/reviews/analysis/whatever are saying that. A few of them think that "Skywalker" is the new word for "Jedi 2.0"... Luke's revisionist view on the force etc breeds a new type of force wielder. How is THAT more obvious than "Ray is a Skywalker, Luke's niece or cousin's grandson or w/e." |
Cherub Cow
Member | Mon Apr 15 01:42:44 The producers themselves had mentioned before Episode 7 that Star Wars was still a Skywalker story, so this isn’t exactly a cult theory. Not that it matters; these movies fucking suck. |
McKobb
Member | Mon Apr 15 04:57:29 It's all about the laser swords! |
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