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Daemon
Member
Tue Jun 18 11:58:04
Into an angel?

http://video.foxnews.com/v/6049546577001/#sp=show-clips

If she leaves a cocoon behind I want to have a part of it!!!!

Rugian
Member
Tue Jun 18 12:06:51
Looks like the MiB bug alien trying to escape its human suit.
swordtail
Anarchist Prime
Tue Jun 18 12:22:09
expired novichok.
Paramount
Member
Tue Jun 18 12:35:34
Maybe she was only shaking to the music.

Or maybe she needed to pee.

What does the papers in Germany say?
Daemon
Member
Tue Jun 18 12:48:01
Her doctor is quoted in the papers with the words:

I have been the personal physician of Chancellor Merkel since 1980. Her previous physician was my father, Dr Josef Mengele. Over the past 39 years, I am pleased to report that Chancellor Merkel has had no significant medical problems. Angela Merkel has had a recent complete medical examination that showed only positive results. Actually, her blood pressure, 110/65, and laboratory test results were astonishingly excellent.



Over the past twelve months, she has lost at least fifteen pounds, Angela Trump takes 81 mg of aspirin daily and a low dose of a statin. Her PSA test score is 0.15 (very low). Her physical strength and stamina are extraordinary.

Angela Merkel has suffered no form of cancer, has never had a hip, knee or shoulder replacement or any other orthopaedic surgery. Her only surgery was an appendectomy at age ten. Her cardiovascular status is excellent. She has no history of ever using alcohol or tobacco products.

If reelected, Angela Trump, I can state unequivocally, will be the healthiest individual ever elected to the chancellorship.
Seb
Member
Tue Jun 18 16:57:18
So it was 30C and that looks a rather heavy coat for that weather so I think the official story of heatstroke isn't unreasonable.
smart dude
Member
Wed Jun 19 04:20:06
She's also very overweight, another contributing factor to heat stroke.
Cherub Cow
Member
Wed Jun 19 04:27:51
Hmm... German leadership and amphetamines again?
(Hitler shaking from amphetamine usage)
http://imgur.com/gallery/8Ok2wQm
jergul
large member
Wed Jun 19 04:55:06
Parkinsons.
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Wed Jun 19 11:44:20
maybe she's chilly, women like it warmer
smart dude
Member
Thu Jun 27 06:08:22
Uh oh, caught shaking again. This time indoors. Heat stroke is definitely not causing this.
Seb
Member
Thu Jun 27 06:30:59
Probably Parkinsons then
Daemon
Member
Thu Jun 27 09:50:00
Video of second transformation attempt:
http://www...l-seen-shaking-for-second-time

"This time indoors. Heat stroke is definitely not causing this."

It's currently very hot in Germany:
http://www.foxnews.com/world/europe-heatwave-breaks-records-in-germany-czech-republic-as-region-sizzles-amid-scorching-temperatures

A scorching heatwave is baking western and central Europe, setting new temperature records for June in Germany and the Czech Republic as forecasters warn it will get hotter before the heat dissipates.

German weather agency Deutscher Wetterdienst said Wednesday a preliminary reading showed it reached 101.5 degrees Fahrenheit in Coschen, Germany, near the Polish border. The new record is a tenth-of-a-degree higher than the previous national record for June, set in 1947 in southwestern Germany.
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Thu Jun 27 15:38:24
"There is nothing to worry about."
~ the Germans

(ominous music)
Rugian
Member
Fri Jun 28 07:16:58
Prediction: Red Skull will suddenly burst out of Angela's body and triumphantly proclaim that the EU has been reorganized into the first galactic Reich. Queue WW3
Pillz
Member
Fri Jun 28 16:06:10
I don't recall red skull ever fighting ronin the accuser but now I want to see it.
Daemon
Member
Wed Jul 10 08:57:29
Third time:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ilEolWazM6o
swordtail
Anarchist Prime
Wed Jul 10 09:03:36
new and improved novichok
Nimatzo
iChihuaha
Wed Jul 10 09:44:37
>>Her previous physician was my father, Dr Josef Mengele.<<

What the fuck?
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Wed Jul 10 12:56:52
so is this a top news story in Germany?

it seems like having a frequently vibrating leader would demand answers
swordtail
Anarchist Prime
Wed Jul 10 13:04:10
they should hire mueller
Rugian
Member
Wed Jul 10 13:17:35
Looking at Der Spiegel's front page, it's the sixth story down...beneath "Alleingang ins Maut-Desaster," "So macht man das unter Leuten vom Meer," "EU bereitet Strafmaßnahmen gegen die Türkei vor," "Wir Müssen die juden aus rauten," and Von der Leyens erste Europa-Ideen."
Cherub Cow
Member
Wed Jul 10 14:20:13
New guess: maybe it's like Molly Millions; the price of having augmented speed is that she can't stand still ;)
Daemon
Member
Wed Jul 10 14:58:26
It's the top news in Germany and currently more than hundred families have offered to sacrifice their firstborn for her recovery, though the archbishop of Munich said that an exorcism should be tried first.
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Wed Jul 10 16:46:15
one of Rugian's headlines seems fake... probably...
Forwyn
Member
Wed Jul 10 21:14:49
"more than hundred families have offered to sacrifice their firstborn for her recovery"

I can't even tell if this is a joke or not, as American leftists made organ offers to RBG.

Bootlicking is exceptionally strong among leftists when it comes to female leaders
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