Utopia Talk / Politics / what will it say on your tombstone

zavyx rank	Mon Jun 24 01:59:32 2019 I haven't been around UP much in recent year, but no doubt many of you will remember me. In october 2017 I was diagnosed with a terminal heart condition, my doctor told me I have two years left to live; I refused a heart transplant. That two years is up in four months. In the last month, I have started fading, I'm on the home straight now. My heart rate is slowing and the pump is getting weaker, less oxygen going to my brain makes me feel spaced out. SO my tombstone will say: Partied harder than Charlie Sheen, Screwed harder than Elvis, Out-though all americans put together, And was the most powerful witch who ever lived. Adios Muchachos!!!
smart dude rank	Mon Jun 24 06:29:54 2019 Damn, son. All the best.
smart dude rank	Mon Jun 24 06:30:39 2019 btw my tombstone will say nothing because my wish is to be dumped into the ocean and forgotten.
Cherub Cow rank	Mon Jun 24 08:14:23 2019 Sorry to hear that, zavyx :(
Seb rank	Tue Jun 25 00:34:22 2019 I'm sorry to hear this, I hope your remaining time is comfortable. Glad you didn't spend your last year's wasting time here.
Forwyn rank	Tue Jun 25 00:46:31 2019 A taste of zavyx in his prime: http://uto...&thread=80074&showdeleted=true You've given me some laughs over the years, man. Will be keeping you and your daughters in my thoughts.
McKobb rank	Tue Jun 25 01:15:50 2019 I'll have a drink in your honor. Do you have cardiac amyloidosis? Either way I'm glad you seem to have found peace. I deal with death enough to know that's the important bit.
yankeessuck123 rank	Tue Jun 25 05:13:50 2019 Say hi to Hot Rod on the other side!
OsamaIsDaWorstPresid rank	Tue Jun 25 07:37:55 2019 do u want ragi u cum 2 ure funeral and y dunt u get ursalf on da transplent list
The Children rank	Tue Jun 25 19:43:18 2019 TC forgives u 4 all the dumb shit u said on the forums. now go in peace.
Average Ameriacn rank	Tue Jun 25 19:46:05 2019 Did you vote for Trump? Are you a Christian, is Jesus your saviour?
Paramount rank	Tue Jun 25 22:06:06 2019 How old are you, zavyx?
OsamaIsDaWorstPresid rank	Tue Jun 25 23:26:19 2019 aj4a is wiling 2 ofer u hiz haert bcos hez about 2 die of aids and dusint need it nemore
zavyx rank	Tue Jun 25 23:43:18 2019 im 48
zavyx rank	Wed Jun 26 00:33:15 2019 australian, would have voted trump, jesus is my bartender.
obaminated rank	Wed Jun 26 00:35:17 2019 tough break, hopefully you got the most out of your miles.
patom rank	Wed Jun 26 01:24:10 2019 Don't really care if I have a tombstone or not. When I'm gone I'll either live in someones memory for a few years or not. Don't even think I'll need a stone anyway as I plan on being cremated. They can do what they want with the ashes. Hopefully they have a good party around the campfire and tell some funny stories and laugh. Have a few or a lot of drinks.
OsamaIsDaWorstPresid rank	Wed Jun 26 01:53:41 2019 http://www.apnews.com/6564e1985c2c47eab47c006717f04990 Police say teenager baked grandfather’s ashes into cookies
OsamaIsDaWorstPresid rank	Wed Jun 26 01:54:09 2019 "The student and a friend baked the cookies and shared them with at least nine classmates at their public charter high school near Sacramento" rofl
obaminated rank	Wed Jun 26 03:53:56 2019 as the article says, it is just dumb kids doing something stupid because they don't know how bad it is. probably processing death.
Hrothgar rank	Wed Jun 26 04:28:46 2019 Glad you stopped by to inform us and say bye. Hope you keep posting as you can. We'll all be joining you soon enough you crazy ass Aussie. I suppose my Tombstone would say something like: When young thought he had the truth. Found real truth in middle age. Lived rest of his life free. I don't want my bones sitting in a box doing nothing for thousands of years though. Just turn me to ash and spread a bit in the places I have lived and loved.
OsamaIsDaWorstPresid rank	Wed Jun 26 04:38:32 2019 i wuld want my ashes put in sum hot 18 yeer olds vegina sum of da particels wil b ther 4 da rest of her lief
jergul rank	Thu Jun 27 12:10:40 2019 "Just turn me to ash and spread a bit in the places I have lived and loved." I don't think your PC's cooling will work properely if your family clogs it with dust. Though it would amount to a viking funeral of sorts, so there is that :-).
Hrothgar rank	Mon Jul 01 17:02:15 2019 Hmmmm A PC tower urn... excellent concept.
kargen rank	Tue Jul 02 03:54:31 2019 I would like for medical students to use my body to prank other students. If not that then feed me to the tigers at the zoo. If I get a tombstone I would like it to say now I know or I know something you don't know.
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