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zavyx
Member Sun Jun 23 18:59:32
I haven't been around UP much in recent year, but no doubt many of you will remember me. In october 2017 I was diagnosed with a terminal heart condition, my doctor told me I have two years left to live; I refused a heart transplant. That two years is up in four months.

In the last month, I have started fading, I'm on the home straight now. My heart rate is slowing and the pump is getting weaker, less oxygen going to my brain makes me feel spaced out.

SO my tombstone will say:
Partied harder than Charlie Sheen,
Screwed harder than Elvis,
Out-though all americans put together,
And was the most powerful witch who ever lived.

Adios Muchachos!!!

smart dude
Member Sun Jun 23 23:29:54
Damn, son. All the best.

smart dude
Member Sun Jun 23 23:30:39
btw my tombstone will say nothing because my wish is to be dumped into the ocean and forgotten.

Cherub Cow
Member Mon Jun 24 01:14:23
Sorry to hear that, zavyx :(

Seb
Member Mon Jun 24 17:34:22
I'm sorry to hear this, I hope your remaining time is comfortable. Glad you didn't spend your last year's wasting time here.

Forwyn
Member Mon Jun 24 17:46:31
A taste of zavyx in his prime:

http://uto...&thread=80074&showdeleted=true

You've given me some laughs over the years, man. Will be keeping you and your daughters in my thoughts.

McKobb
Member Mon Jun 24 18:15:50
I'll have a drink in your honor. Do you have cardiac amyloidosis? Either way I'm glad you seem to have found peace. I deal with death enough to know that's the important bit.

yankeessuck123
Member Mon Jun 24 22:13:50
Say hi to Hot Rod on the other side!

OsamaIsDaWorstPresid
Member Tue Jun 25 00:37:55
do u want ragi u cum 2 ure funeral and y dunt u get ursalf on da transplent list

The Children
Member Tue Jun 25 12:43:18
TC forgives u 4 all the dumb shit u said on the forums. now go in peace.

Average Ameriacn
Member Tue Jun 25 12:46:05
Did you vote for Trump?

Are you a Christian, is Jesus your saviour?

Paramount
Member Tue Jun 25 15:06:06
How old are you, zavyx?

OsamaIsDaWorstPresid
Member Tue Jun 25 16:26:19
aj4a is wiling 2 ofer u hiz haert bcos hez about 2 die of aids and dusint need it nemore

zavyx
Member Tue Jun 25 16:43:18
im 48

zavyx
Member Tue Jun 25 17:33:15
australian, would have voted trump, jesus is my bartender.

obaminated
Member Tue Jun 25 17:35:17
tough break, hopefully you got the most out of your miles.

patom
Member Tue Jun 25 18:24:10
Don't really care if I have a tombstone or not. When I'm gone I'll either live in someones memory for a few years or not. Don't even think I'll need a stone anyway as I plan on being cremated. They can do what they want with the ashes. Hopefully they have a good party around the campfire and tell some funny stories and laugh. Have a few or a lot of drinks.

OsamaIsDaWorstPresid
Member Tue Jun 25 18:53:41
http://www.apnews.com/6564e1985c2c47eab47c006717f04990

Police say teenager baked grandfather’s ashes into cookies

OsamaIsDaWorstPresid
Member Tue Jun 25 18:54:09
"The student and a friend baked the cookies and shared them with at least nine classmates at their public charter high school near Sacramento"

rofl

obaminated
Member Tue Jun 25 20:53:56
as the article says, it is just dumb kids doing something stupid because they don't know how bad it is. probably processing death.

Hrothgar
Member Tue Jun 25 21:28:46
Glad you stopped by to inform us and say bye. Hope you keep posting as you can. We'll all be joining you soon enough you crazy ass Aussie.

I suppose my Tombstone would say something like:

When young thought he had the truth.
Found real truth in middle age.
Lived rest of his life free.

I don't want my bones sitting in a box doing nothing for thousands of years though. Just turn me to ash and spread a bit in the places I have lived and loved.

OsamaIsDaWorstPresid
Member Tue Jun 25 21:38:32
i wuld want my ashes put in sum hot 18 yeer olds vegina sum of da particels wil b ther 4 da rest of her lief

jergul
large member Thu Jun 27 05:10:40
"Just turn me to ash and spread a bit in the places I have lived and loved."

I don't think your PC's cooling will work properely if your family clogs it with dust.

Though it would amount to a viking funeral of sorts, so there is that :-).

Hrothgar
Member Mon Jul 01 10:02:15
Hmmmm A PC tower urn... excellent concept.

kargen
Member Mon Jul 01 20:54:31
I would like for medical students to use my body to prank other students. If not that then feed me to the tigers at the zoo.

If I get a tombstone I would like it to say now I know or I know something you don't know.

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zavyx Member	Sun Jun 23 18:59:32 I haven't been around UP much in recent year, but no doubt many of you will remember me. In october 2017 I was diagnosed with a terminal heart condition, my doctor told me I have two years left to live; I refused a heart transplant. That two years is up in four months. In the last month, I have started fading, I'm on the home straight now. My heart rate is slowing and the pump is getting weaker, less oxygen going to my brain makes me feel spaced out. SO my tombstone will say: Partied harder than Charlie Sheen, Screwed harder than Elvis, Out-though all americans put together, And was the most powerful witch who ever lived. Adios Muchachos!!!
smart dude Member	Sun Jun 23 23:29:54 Damn, son. All the best.
smart dude Member	Sun Jun 23 23:30:39 btw my tombstone will say nothing because my wish is to be dumped into the ocean and forgotten.
Cherub Cow Member	Mon Jun 24 01:14:23 Sorry to hear that, zavyx :(
Seb Member	Mon Jun 24 17:34:22 I'm sorry to hear this, I hope your remaining time is comfortable. Glad you didn't spend your last year's wasting time here.
Forwyn Member	Mon Jun 24 17:46:31 A taste of zavyx in his prime: http://uto...&thread=80074&showdeleted=true You've given me some laughs over the years, man. Will be keeping you and your daughters in my thoughts.
McKobb Member	Mon Jun 24 18:15:50 I'll have a drink in your honor. Do you have cardiac amyloidosis? Either way I'm glad you seem to have found peace. I deal with death enough to know that's the important bit.
yankeessuck123 Member	Mon Jun 24 22:13:50 Say hi to Hot Rod on the other side!
OsamaIsDaWorstPresid Member	Tue Jun 25 00:37:55 do u want ragi u cum 2 ure funeral and y dunt u get ursalf on da transplent list
The Children Member	Tue Jun 25 12:43:18 TC forgives u 4 all the dumb shit u said on the forums. now go in peace.
Average Ameriacn Member	Tue Jun 25 12:46:05 Did you vote for Trump? Are you a Christian, is Jesus your saviour?
Paramount Member	Tue Jun 25 15:06:06 How old are you, zavyx?
OsamaIsDaWorstPresid Member	Tue Jun 25 16:26:19 aj4a is wiling 2 ofer u hiz haert bcos hez about 2 die of aids and dusint need it nemore
zavyx Member	Tue Jun 25 16:43:18 im 48
zavyx Member	Tue Jun 25 17:33:15 australian, would have voted trump, jesus is my bartender.
obaminated Member	Tue Jun 25 17:35:17 tough break, hopefully you got the most out of your miles.
patom Member	Tue Jun 25 18:24:10 Don't really care if I have a tombstone or not. When I'm gone I'll either live in someones memory for a few years or not. Don't even think I'll need a stone anyway as I plan on being cremated. They can do what they want with the ashes. Hopefully they have a good party around the campfire and tell some funny stories and laugh. Have a few or a lot of drinks.
OsamaIsDaWorstPresid Member	Tue Jun 25 18:53:41 http://www.apnews.com/6564e1985c2c47eab47c006717f04990 Police say teenager baked grandfather’s ashes into cookies
OsamaIsDaWorstPresid Member	Tue Jun 25 18:54:09 "The student and a friend baked the cookies and shared them with at least nine classmates at their public charter high school near Sacramento" rofl
obaminated Member	Tue Jun 25 20:53:56 as the article says, it is just dumb kids doing something stupid because they don't know how bad it is. probably processing death.
Hrothgar Member	Tue Jun 25 21:28:46 Glad you stopped by to inform us and say bye. Hope you keep posting as you can. We'll all be joining you soon enough you crazy ass Aussie. I suppose my Tombstone would say something like: When young thought he had the truth. Found real truth in middle age. Lived rest of his life free. I don't want my bones sitting in a box doing nothing for thousands of years though. Just turn me to ash and spread a bit in the places I have lived and loved.
OsamaIsDaWorstPresid Member	Tue Jun 25 21:38:32 i wuld want my ashes put in sum hot 18 yeer olds vegina sum of da particels wil b ther 4 da rest of her lief
jergul large member	Thu Jun 27 05:10:40 "Just turn me to ash and spread a bit in the places I have lived and loved." I don't think your PC's cooling will work properely if your family clogs it with dust. Though it would amount to a viking funeral of sorts, so there is that :-).
Hrothgar Member	Mon Jul 01 10:02:15 Hmmmm A PC tower urn... excellent concept.
kargen Member	Mon Jul 01 20:54:31 I would like for medical students to use my body to prank other students. If not that then feed me to the tigers at the zoo. If I get a tombstone I would like it to say now I know or I know something you don't know.
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