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Nimatzo
iChihuaha
Mon Aug 12 13:55:54
Ok, I'm gonna riff off of a George Carlin bit, bit I am nothing like his bit on this.
I take care of my car, I serve it every year, I am careful in traffic and I generally obey the traffic laws, but I get fucking pissed off at all the fucking idiots, retards and down right dangerous lunatics out on the roads.

In no specific order, things that piss me off with other drivers.

The idiots who overtake you at a speed difference of 0.5 km/h. Listen you moron, if you are going to pass, do it quickly, don't clog up both lanes for 30 minutes while doing it.

Then moron who overtakes you and then switches to the right lane 1 meter infront of you. On the freeway when we are doing 110+ km/h. The rule is, you don't switch until you see both head lights in the rear view. Don't mind the guy behind you, his rush back home to eat frozen pizza infront The Big Bang Theory isn't an emergency, despite him flashing his brights.

Right, people who flash their brights because you driving 20km/h over the limit to pass the semi isn't fast enough, so they stick right behind you and if you do not comply they start flashing their brights. You know what I do? I let go of the gas peddle. Fuck you. One of these days I am going to step on the breaks, I swear the god.

People who don't blink out of roundabouts. You are ruining the entire idea of a roundabout you insufferable retards!

9 out of 10 times when someone is constantly dropping speed, gaining speed and swaying around in their lane, they are looking down at a cell phone. This is statistically verified.

People who are well below the speed limit and when you start to make the pass, they suddenly wake up. So now I have to drive 150 km/h in a fit of rage to do the pass. I will not be bossed around by some asshole in a shitty Renault.

Immovable object making the pedestrian crossing. The other day this cunt sees that I don't see her, as she registers, I see how she just scoffs (not kidding) and sticks her nose in the air and walks out. I decided to let her live and breaked. Listen, you lunatic, I am driving 2 tons of steel, a close encounter would dent my car and turn you into a vegtable. It is insane what pedestrian right of way laws have done to peoples knowledge about fundamental physics and biology.

People with shitty old cars should just be banned from the roads. There is no debate about this.

Now, I am not perfect, I almost killed me and my entire family a couple of weeks ago. Too much driving on big roads and in my defence I was really tired. So, I was suppose to do a left turn, I see the sign and I blink, as you do, and switch to the left lane. At which point my wife says, but isn't this the opposing lane?! I quickly switch back realizing the mistake and managed to say "oh my god" once in a normal tone. Guess what comes around the corner obscured by the overhead bridge? A giant truck. We are now both yelling OH MY GOD OH MY GOD! My son laughing in the back and yelling back Magawd Magawd! Two more seconds UP bros, two more seconds.
hood
Member
Mon Aug 12 14:11:47
Don't drive tired. Make your trophy wife earn her keep!
Rugian
Member
Mon Aug 12 14:17:15
You sound like you're in need of a vacation. May I recommend somewhere with a robust public transportation system.
Paramount
Member
Mon Aug 12 14:30:16
Buy more guns.
Asgard
Member
Mon Aug 12 15:16:52
What the hell, is this the middle-east or is it peaceful Sweden?

Anyway, I'll add my own:

People who drive at warp-speed on the road, and they're coming straight at you as you see them approach in the rear-view mirror. They don't sway, not until the very last moment.

Why the fuck.
Forwyn
Member
Mon Aug 12 15:19:08
Not @ OP, just in general:

If you're not passing and people are trying to go faster than you, get the fuck out of the passing lane
Forwyn
Member
Mon Aug 12 15:20:31
Ever wanna just go Dorner on some retards?

"CNN reports that the altercation began when two eastbound cars crashed just before 6 p.m. The suspects hit the victims’ car, causing it to spin out. According to Fox 26 in Houston, police said the alleged attackers intentionally struck the other vehicle.

The suspect in the first car then got out and began to follow the hit car as it rolled down a hill. According to Dobbins, when the second car came to a stop one of the men fired multiple times through the windshield, killing both the passenger and the driver."

http://time.com/5648508/houston-car-crash-shooting/
Nimatzo
iChihuaha
Mon Aug 12 16:08:39
Hood
>>Don't drive tired. Make your trophy wife earn her keep!<<

She saved our lives! I swear I would not be here because I was so sure. Tired is basically being high, I did that once, luckily there was almost no traffic. Not doing that again, the added paranoia alone.

Rugian
>>May I recommend somewhere with a robust public transportation system.<<

With the pleb, on public seats? Nigga please.

Paramount
>>Buy more guns.<<

Sometimes I do wish like Carlin that I had front mounted machine guns. Or at least a rocket launcher.

Asgard
>>What the hell, is this the middle-east or is it peaceful Sweden?<<

I take driving seriously, seen too much shit. So I am at a heightened state and on the defensive, so when people do stupid shit!!! I know I know. Luckily this is Sweden, not even close to being the worse place.

Forwyn
>>get the fuck out of the passing lane<<

Ah yes, the assholes who think they have their own private lane.
Forwyn
Member
Mon Aug 12 16:15:20
http://www...igns/slower-traffic-keep-right
Rugian
Member
Mon Aug 12 16:56:46
Nimatzo
">May I recommend somewhere with a robust public transportation system.<<

With the pleb, on public seats? Nigga please."

As an American, I'm used to being looked down on by Europeans for a lot of reasons...use of public transit isn't one of them. Lol nimatzo, you need to stop being a filthy gas-guzzling Euro and do more to help the environment.
Rugian
Member
Mon Aug 12 16:59:57
Also if Sweden was a less compassionate country and started deporting migrants and homeless people, those subway seats would be a lot cleaner. Just saying.
Nimatzo
iChihuaha
Mon Aug 12 17:20:12
You don't have a small child I assume. You don't have to haul around diapers, change of cloths, a bag of prunes, a stroller etc. It is all technically possible, but not desirable.

At any rate this point is moot in 3 months when we move to the house, there will be no public transportation worth talking about.
Rugian
Member
Mon Aug 12 17:24:55
I'm sorry that the prospect of you having to haul diapers around is too much for you. I guess we can hold off on dealing with the CLIMATE EMERGENCY THATS GOING TO KILL US ALL IN 11 YEARS so that you can keep track of your prunes.

:p
Nimatzo
iChihuaha
Mon Aug 12 17:34:35
Unimaginable. My parents did not come here so their only son could haul around prunes and diapers. I have to protect the family honor, to hell with the climate!
Nimatzo
iChihuaha
Mon Aug 12 17:36:36
Also I did the test, our family consumer habits are only as if we have 3 planet earths, which is far below the 11-15 that is the average for the western world. And I drive a diesel >:)
obaminated
Member
Mon Aug 12 21:19:40
i drive high all the time, never had a problem. you just sound like a bad driver.
hood
Member
Mon Aug 12 21:36:12
It's almost like driving sleepy isn't remotely like driving high.
hood
Member
Mon Aug 12 21:38:03
Although being high would result in such an analogy.
Forwyn
Member
Mon Aug 12 21:41:06
Driving tired is probably more dangerous, although totally guesstimating I would say most smoking occurs at the end of a day, so high-driving is also likely to combo with tired-driving.

I had some pretty terrifying micro-naps on the freeway headed home at 5am in the young 20's
Dukhat
Member
Mon Aug 12 22:50:32
Rugian reproduced. Our planet is doomed.
Dukhat
Member
Mon Aug 12 22:52:05
I wonder how much self-loathing a woman has to contain to enter into a deeply toxic and codependent relationship with a person like Rugian.
obaminated
Member
Mon Aug 12 22:54:30
cuckhat isnt all there anymore.
hood
Member
Mon Aug 12 23:14:32
Bro, anymore?
Dukhat
Member
Mon Aug 12 23:33:55
Rugian needs to share more about his life.
Forwyn
Member
Tue Aug 13 04:02:42
Rugian got cucked, you got cucked, thots gonna thot, he stayed cool and you didn't
Nimatzo
iChihuaha
Tue Aug 13 08:00:00
It all depends on how high you are, what weed you smoked and how it effects you individually. In general your reaction time is slower and novelties are not your friend when high. I can't assume that every trip is the same and I can "autopilot". - Versus how tired you are.

I can wait and smoke later.

As long as I can remember Dickhat has been a retard. I think the added bitterness to his retardation makes him seem more retarded now. Not the case, he was always the maximum amount of retard possible.
hood
Member
Tue Aug 13 08:04:01
^ last paragraph is highly (heh) accurate.
Nimatzo
iChihuaha
Tue Aug 13 08:11:45
There is one way being tired is definitely worse. When I am high I am consciously aware that I am high and that it can impare my driving. I have been tired for almost 2 years now and at some point you don't think much of it. It becomes the new normal.

Rugian
Member
Tue Aug 13 08:39:23
Dukhat,

http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Betty_Ford_Center

Whatever intoxicant you're currently on, you need help. These are people that can help you. I suggest you call.
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