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Paramount
Member
Wed Sep 04 13:23:41
these Cosplay events? Has anyone been to a cosplay event? There are some pretty hot girls there. I have always wanted to have sex with a warrior woman or with a woman with a bow and arrows.

http://youtu.be/0jthgqmT2W0
hood
Member
Wed Sep 04 13:24:50
Are you hot rod?
Paramount
Member
Wed Sep 04 14:23:03
Do I sound like Hot Rod?
Im better then you
2012 UP Football Champ
Wed Sep 04 14:40:01
Hot Rod was well known for his love of banging women in cosplay.
Paramount
Member
Wed Sep 04 14:41:05
I didn’t know. lol.
hood
Member
Wed Sep 04 14:47:11
You're spamming the dumbest shit in a very similar way to hot rod.
Forwyn
Member
Wed Sep 04 15:25:21
Forwyn
Member
Wed Sep 04 15:26:36
Mediocre-looking girls with big tits who cosplay for attention usually have self-confidence issues, yes.
patom
Member
Wed Sep 04 15:39:55
What the hell is cosplay??
patom
Member
Wed Sep 04 15:41:59
Never mind, just a new name for costume playing.
patom
Member
Wed Sep 04 15:42:34
Nothing like re-inventing the wheel.
hood
Member
Wed Sep 04 16:12:17
It's literally combining the two words costume and playing...
McKobb
Member
Wed Sep 04 19:29:02
They call me Dunny Cossie...
smart dude
Member
Thu Sep 05 01:14:37
Apparently patom is hostile to portmanteauxs for some reason.
Dukhat
Member
Thu Sep 05 01:22:41
Good-looking cosplayers are mostly posers who care nothing at all about the subject matter of their cosplay. To get attention today, you need a critical number of followers to start. So some models become cosplayers and go to events to try to get a bunch of subscribers.

In other words, they are using you if you're a nerd. If you're in good shape, good-looking anyways then it's the same as any other girl. Just don't expect to bat above where you normally do. The hotties are faking it.
jergul
large member
Thu Sep 05 03:40:39
SD
Surely you mean portmans
hood
Member
Thu Sep 05 07:06:39
The fuck does Natalie have to do with it?
Paramount
Member
Thu Sep 05 11:20:48
”some models become cosplayers and go to events to try to get a bunch of subscribers.”

What do you mean subscribers? To their Youtube channels? Instagram?
Rugian
Member
Thu Sep 05 11:58:19
Paramount,

Just hire a prostitute. It's a lot less hassle.
Nimatzo
iChihuaha
Thu Sep 05 12:07:51
Rugian is correct. Just take a trip to Germany or Holland. Do what you gotta do, buy some booze with you and go back to work on Monday.
Nimatzo
iChihuaha
Thu Sep 05 12:09:37
Im pretty sure most of them will dress up as a Pokemon or whatever, if you pay them extra and bring the custome.
hood
Member
Thu Sep 05 12:15:55
Or just find ones that already own Pokemon onesies.
Paramount
Member
Thu Sep 05 12:31:21
I think I rather buy a warrior costume to a girlfriend than visit a prostitute.
Nimatzo
iChihuaha
Thu Sep 05 13:37:54
Then get a girlfriend and buy her a warrior costume instead of a costume fanatic to make a girlfriend. You have to start at the right end!
hood
Member
Thu Sep 05 14:04:52
Girlfriends not already clad in a warrior outfit may shun him for being a freak if he asks her to wear plastic mould armor and carry a scimitar.
Nekran
Member
Thu Sep 05 15:41:02
"I think I rather buy a warrior costume to a girlfriend than visit a prostitute."

I thought you were trying to get laid?

In which case, yes, just get a prostitute. Don't go creeping on people who are just enjoying their hobby.

If you're looking for a gf... still don't go creeping on people who are just enjoying their hobby.

I never knew about HR and his thing for cosplay, but the sadness on display here is definitely HResque. Don't be like that.
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