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The Children
Member
Fri Jan 24 13:55:21
63 suspected cases in usa. 3 under investigation (serious suspicison).

lol it has reached ur country.

also japan, korea, taiwan, and i hear france and saudi arabia possibly aussieland as well. lol camaban ur country literally burns right now lol.
this is what karma gets u when u go 2 far camaroo. wheres that big mouth of urs now while u hide in hong kong. lol yup karma has knocked on ur door and then some.

anyway back 2 topic, i think i shuld advise yall 2 wash ur hands now.

on the bright side, the symptoms is like a fever and sore throat and a runny nose. so flu for a 1 week and then ur fine. rekted.
The Children
Member
Fri Jan 24 13:56:23
yankees gettin rekted. just 1 day and bam 63 suspected cases lol.

Rugian
Member
Fri Jan 24 13:59:20
Someone is looking for the silver lining in knowing that he's never going to see another wet market meat cooking video after this virus lol.
The Children
Member
Fri Jan 24 14:07:04
ausssieland is getting destroyed!

wild fires threatenin extinction of animal species lol just think of the size of those fires...

on the bright side u get 2 have bbq koalas and kangaroos for dinner.

giant iceballs ravagin and tormentin citizens and now a new virus.

see, this is why u dunt go 2 far, camatard. u peoples went 2 far last summer usin lies and tryin 2 frame people, beatin people and treatin them like dirt and recordin it and humiliatin and threatenin them online and stealin there belongings and shit.

god always watchin. he ordered karma 2 pay ur country a visit...and dang...

let this be a lesson, u dunt treat others like crap unless u wanna get destroyed lol.
Paramount
Member
Fri Jan 24 15:23:04
I heard they cancel New Year in China because of this virus. So no new year for China. They also locked down the entire city where the virus was first found. They said they suspect that the virus came from snakes that they sold on da market there.
The Children
Member
Fri Jan 24 15:24:47
homies, china buildin a 1000 bed hospital in 5 days.

five frikkin days. superior chinese efficiency!

now thats what a true superpower is like.

The Children
Member
Fri Jan 24 15:25:19
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cmgPVhubmQA
Rugian
Member
Fri Jan 24 15:34:21
How's the move to China going?
The Children
Member
Fri Jan 24 15:43:56
well u gonna donate?

15k wuld speed things up a lot.
Rugian
Member
Fri Jan 24 15:52:36
TC -

That's interesting, since it doesn't cost more than a couple grand to apply for and move to China (and in fact bringing more than $5,000 into the country will force you to declare it to the authorities).

Rent isn't more than a few hundred dollars each month in most places.

Wet market food is ridiculously cheap (especially now).

So good news. I don't think you need anywhere near $15,000 to fulfill your dreams. Want me to help you with the paperwork?
The Children
Member
Fri Jan 24 16:05:12
u dunt need 15k but it sure helps a lot.

so stfu.
Daemon
Member
Fri Jan 24 18:10:20
I'll give you the 15k if you agree to stream your first year in China as a reality show 24/7 on youtube.
jergul
large member
Fri Jan 24 18:13:22
lol, for live streaming, I will give you 15k too (with the caveat, I still owe a Finnish poster a bottle of whiskey. It did not work out getting it through customs).
The Children
Member
Sat Jan 25 04:58:37
yall pay 2 me move there. im touched. but call bullshit.

but in case it real. if yall culd give me 500k, i would stream 4 the rest of my life.

u got my word lol.
Daemon
Member
Sat Jan 25 06:40:48
Sorry, 500k is too much for me.

I also have to rethink my offer, I just remembered that youtube is banned in China. But that is just a technical difficulty which we could certainly work out.
Nimatzo
iChihuaha
Sat Jan 25 07:28:48
We will all donate provided you legally bind yourself to the streaming deal. Basically we will be producing a youtube show. Legit, we will work out the details, I am serious about this. If you are half as entertaining as a shitposter on video, we could all even make some money.
Nimatzo
iChihuaha
Sat Jan 25 07:30:06
15k is plenty for this. One of the early episodes will be you looking for a job.
Nimatzo
iChihuaha
Sat Jan 25 07:31:56
This could either be a really bad idea or genius. We should all sleep on the matter.
Sam Adams
Member
Sat Jan 25 13:51:27
Lol 3rd world china eatum snake. Pwn pwn pwn!
Rugian
Member
Sat Jan 25 13:59:51
lol they are literally on par with the Waterboy. Chinese people are the equivalent of how Americans stereotype their stupidest rednecks.
The Children
Member
Sun Jan 26 06:29:47
i aint sayin u should pay me 500k, im sayin all of u, u dumb biatch.

i never expected u alone 2 be able 2 afford funding me 500k...
The Children
Member
Sun Jan 26 06:33:02
i aint jokin either. fund me 500k pounds or i even take euros and usd lol, and ill stream every year every month, maybe every week.

Habebe
Member
Sun Jan 26 06:40:13
1k ned hospital I n five days is impressive....however usually when the chinese do something " impressive" a deeper look and its not nearly as impressive.
Habebe
Member
Sun Jan 26 06:40:13
1k ned hospital I n five days is impressive....however usually when the chinese do something " impressive" a deeper look and its not nearly as impressive.
Nimatzo
iChihuaha
Sun Jan 26 09:41:04
500k is obviously way to much. 30k tops, after the first 2 weeks of settling you are looking for a job, 6 months in you will be looking for love and so on. I have a rough plan.
Rugian
Member
Sun Jan 26 09:47:29
TC

Interesting that moving to China has now been reduced to nothing but a mercenary exercise in order to raise some quick cash.

Remember when it was your big goal in life in order to escape the shithole roundeye country you were stuck in and reunite with your national brethren (who would totally welcome you back with open arms)?

Have you gone native all of a sudden? Or did you never have the desire to move to China this entire time?
The Children
Member
Sun Jan 26 11:14:00
well i gotta live 4 da rest of my life, dunt i.
500k is 4 da next 40 years so sounds bout right, pensions and all included.

Sam Adams
Member
Sun Jan 26 11:25:14
Lol china so poor snakes and bats are eated.

Winwinwin glorious han empire!
Wrath of Orion
Member
Sun Jan 26 12:11:40
"500k is 4 da next 40 years so sounds bout right"

The aspirations of a dirt poor multi, lmfao.
Nimatzo
iChihuaha
Sun Jan 26 14:42:28
10k a year in China is good living bro. Street dogs and rats are a good source of protein and basically free for the nimble urban hunter.
McKobb
Member
Sun Jan 26 14:59:47
If you can make it in china for 10k a year you're fucked. Get rekt The Children!
The Children
Member
Sun Jan 26 15:37:59
hey man, its pensions and all yea. coz i sure as hell aint gonna be workin no more if im streamin.

thats only 12.5k a year.

Nimatzo
iChihuaha
Sun Jan 26 16:27:47
You need to get a job for sure with this streaming thing. I mean the entertainment value of your stories from the workplace is just too high to miss out on. You need to get a job TC and we need to hear about the drama and you getting fired from the sweatshop and smearing shit on your team leaders door.
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