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The Children
Member Fri Mar 27 01:48:36
most advanced test in the world right now. takes only 5 min to know if u have it or not. total cost for 1 test: ZERO.

meanwhile usa still dunt have test kits lmao

http://www...v=VdDGUvLoJvI&feature=emb_logo

it so simple. indian test.

it works like this. drop down and gimme 20. u cant do 20 push ups, u are infected and u will be put in a room with 3000 other infected, mass quarantine. works like a charm everytime.
accuracy rate 99.98%, bitches.

smart dude
Member Fri Mar 27 01:56:18
All I see is poor people doing pushups.

Paramount
Member Fri Mar 27 02:03:26
Americans thought they could kill the virus by blowing hot air into your nose:

Idiot politician says pointing a hairdryer up your nose can stop coronavirus

A misinformed politician offered potentially deadly advice for people worried about contracting coronavirus: aim a hairdryer up your nose. Okeechobee County Commissioner Bryant Culpepper touted his false remedy, which he said he learned from the One America News Network, at a March 20 meeting with county commissioners in Florida. Culpepper claimed coronavirus could not live at temperatures greater than 136 degrees Fahrenheit so he advised people to treat themselves with the common haircare product. ‘I said how would you get the temperature up to 136 degrees? The answer was you use a blow dryer. You hold a blow dryer up to your face and you inhale through your nose and it kills all the viruses in your nose,’ Bryant said, citing a study into the virus, although it is unclear what study he was referencing.

Read more: http://met...can-stop-coronavirus-12443723/

smart dude
Member Fri Mar 27 02:03:52
Why is Paramount so obsessed with America?

Paramount
Member Fri Mar 27 02:09:27
I don’t know. Am I? But this is an American forum so I thought that American topics would be interesting for all.

smart dude
Member Fri Mar 27 02:11:20
This thread is obviously about India. Are you stupid?

Paramount
Member Fri Mar 27 02:16:44
It is also about Corona!

FREAK NATION
Member Fri Mar 27 02:19:45
They've found the virus in your shit, too. So point the hairdryer at your anus, too, until your flesh burns.

Habebe
Member Fri Mar 27 07:36:26
Well, if you end up killing yourself somehow with a hairdryer, perhaps Darwin has just deemed you not fit for life.

kargen
Member Sat Mar 28 15:09:24
The dryer idea is particularly stupid. You want the inside of your nose to be moist as that helps prevent all kinds of nasty stuff from being absorbed into your body. A dry nose is a good way to help a virus get into your system.

The Children
Member Sat Mar 28 16:18:25
"All I see is poor people doing pushups. "

>> well thats the idea, kid.

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The Children Member	Fri Mar 27 01:48:36 most advanced test in the world right now. takes only 5 min to know if u have it or not. total cost for 1 test: ZERO. meanwhile usa still dunt have test kits lmao http://www...v=VdDGUvLoJvI&feature=emb_logo it so simple. indian test. it works like this. drop down and gimme 20. u cant do 20 push ups, u are infected and u will be put in a room with 3000 other infected, mass quarantine. works like a charm everytime. accuracy rate 99.98%, bitches.
smart dude Member	Fri Mar 27 01:56:18 All I see is poor people doing pushups.
Paramount Member	Fri Mar 27 02:03:26 Americans thought they could kill the virus by blowing hot air into your nose: Idiot politician says pointing a hairdryer up your nose can stop coronavirus A misinformed politician offered potentially deadly advice for people worried about contracting coronavirus: aim a hairdryer up your nose. Okeechobee County Commissioner Bryant Culpepper touted his false remedy, which he said he learned from the One America News Network, at a March 20 meeting with county commissioners in Florida. Culpepper claimed coronavirus could not live at temperatures greater than 136 degrees Fahrenheit so he advised people to treat themselves with the common haircare product. ‘I said how would you get the temperature up to 136 degrees? The answer was you use a blow dryer. You hold a blow dryer up to your face and you inhale through your nose and it kills all the viruses in your nose,’ Bryant said, citing a study into the virus, although it is unclear what study he was referencing. Read more: http://met...can-stop-coronavirus-12443723/
smart dude Member	Fri Mar 27 02:03:52 Why is Paramount so obsessed with America?
Paramount Member	Fri Mar 27 02:09:27 I don’t know. Am I? But this is an American forum so I thought that American topics would be interesting for all.
smart dude Member	Fri Mar 27 02:11:20 This thread is obviously about India. Are you stupid?
Paramount Member	Fri Mar 27 02:16:44 It is also about Corona!
FREAK NATION Member	Fri Mar 27 02:19:45 They've found the virus in your shit, too. So point the hairdryer at your anus, too, until your flesh burns.
Habebe Member	Fri Mar 27 07:36:26 Well, if you end up killing yourself somehow with a hairdryer, perhaps Darwin has just deemed you not fit for life.
kargen Member	Sat Mar 28 15:09:24 The dryer idea is particularly stupid. You want the inside of your nose to be moist as that helps prevent all kinds of nasty stuff from being absorbed into your body. A dry nose is a good way to help a virus get into your system.
The Children Member	Sat Mar 28 16:18:25 "All I see is poor people doing pushups. " >> well thats the idea, kid.
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