Utopia Talk / Politics / india creates 5 min corona test

The Children rank	Fri Mar 27 08:48:36 2020 most advanced test in the world right now. takes only 5 min to know if u have it or not. total cost for 1 test: ZERO. meanwhile usa still dunt have test kits lmao http://www...v=VdDGUvLoJvI&feature=emb_logo it so simple. indian test. it works like this. drop down and gimme 20. u cant do 20 push ups, u are infected and u will be put in a room with 3000 other infected, mass quarantine. works like a charm everytime. accuracy rate 99.98%, bitches.
smart dude rank	Fri Mar 27 08:56:18 2020 All I see is poor people doing pushups.
Paramount rank	Fri Mar 27 09:03:26 2020 Americans thought they could kill the virus by blowing hot air into your nose: Idiot politician says pointing a hairdryer up your nose can stop coronavirus A misinformed politician offered potentially deadly advice for people worried about contracting coronavirus: aim a hairdryer up your nose. Okeechobee County Commissioner Bryant Culpepper touted his false remedy, which he said he learned from the One America News Network, at a March 20 meeting with county commissioners in Florida. Culpepper claimed coronavirus could not live at temperatures greater than 136 degrees Fahrenheit so he advised people to treat themselves with the common haircare product. ‘I said how would you get the temperature up to 136 degrees? The answer was you use a blow dryer. You hold a blow dryer up to your face and you inhale through your nose and it kills all the viruses in your nose,’ Bryant said, citing a study into the virus, although it is unclear what study he was referencing. Read more: http://met...can-stop-coronavirus-12443723/
smart dude rank	Fri Mar 27 09:03:52 2020 Why is Paramount so obsessed with America?
Paramount rank	Fri Mar 27 09:09:27 2020 I don’t know. Am I? But this is an American forum so I thought that American topics would be interesting for all.
smart dude rank	Fri Mar 27 09:11:20 2020 This thread is obviously about India. Are you stupid?
Paramount rank	Fri Mar 27 09:16:44 2020 It is also about Corona!
FREAK NATION rank	Fri Mar 27 09:19:45 2020 They've found the virus in your shit, too. So point the hairdryer at your anus, too, until your flesh burns.
Habebe rank	Fri Mar 27 14:36:26 2020 Well, if you end up killing yourself somehow with a hairdryer, perhaps Darwin has just deemed you not fit for life.
kargen rank	Sat Mar 28 22:09:24 2020 The dryer idea is particularly stupid. You want the inside of your nose to be moist as that helps prevent all kinds of nasty stuff from being absorbed into your body. A dry nose is a good way to help a virus get into your system.
The Children rank	Sat Mar 28 23:18:25 2020 "All I see is poor people doing pushups. " >> well thats the idea, kid.
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