Utopia Talk / Politics / Causes of Death USA 2020

jergul rank	Fri Apr 03 09:07:02 2020 Per day, Yesterday. (I have no idea what this will look like. Lets divide by 365). Heart Disease 1774 Cancer 1642 Unintentional Injuries 466 Chronic Respiratory Disease 450 Stroke 420 Diabetes 225 Flu etc 175 Nephrosis etc 140 Intentional self-harm 125 Subtract from above a fraction of 968 for covid-19. Add to above 968 as distinct cause of death
jergul rank	Fri Apr 03 09:07:42 2020 Covid-19 cause # 3.
smart dude rank	Fri Apr 03 10:21:11 2020 All these other causes of death are growing exponentially too, and were tiny just 3 weeks ago when everyone was panicking for no reason. Oh, wait...
Habebe rank	Fri Apr 03 10:23:48 2020 Causes of death per day, Yesterday in Norway. (I have no idea what this will look like. Lets divide by 365). Anal rape 1774 Communism 1642 Complications due to anal rape 466 Trump derangement syndrome 450 Child labor camps 420 Jergul math 225 Flu etc 170 Complications from jergul_math 140 Intentional self-harm 125
Dukhat rank	Fri Apr 03 10:24:19 2020 Habebe doing his best Sam impression.
jergul rank	Fri Apr 03 11:48:43 2020 Habebe showing he has no idea what Norway's population is. He definitely needs some jergulmath therapy.
jergul rank	Fri Apr 03 11:50:36 2020 On the bright side, it seems he thinks socialized medicine cures heart disease, cancer, stroke, diabetes, the flu, and flesh eating ailments. Yay single payer systems?
jergul rank	Fri Apr 03 11:54:01 2020 He also seems to think Norwegians are extremely well endowed. So all told a win for Norway I think :D.
sam adams rank	Fri Apr 03 13:22:06 2020 Anal rape 1774 Communism 1642 Complications due to anal rape 466 Ahahaha thats funny
sam adams rank	Fri Apr 03 13:30:07 2020 Also what bugs me about modern death stats is that "old age" isnt a thing anymore. When you are 89 and have a heart attack, that should be marked as old age not heart disease.
Nimatzo rank	Fri Apr 03 17:11:11 2020 Sure, but only if we count old age as a disease.
Habebe rank	Fri Apr 03 17:16:52 2020 Ive never liked the term old age for a cause of death. Perhaps alongside the real cause. Something specific actually kills them. Age kust makes you more and more susceptible. We all age differently, look at Chuck Norris, the guy is 80 and still a beast.
Nimatzo rank	Fri Apr 03 17:35:38 2020 Think of it as an umbrella term, like cancer or infection. But old age is the ultimate umbrella term. It needs a cure.
jergul rank	Fri Apr 03 17:49:20 2020 Habebe Don't get me wrong, you were funny. I just wish you had put a bit more elbow grease into the effort. How about a counter to my suggestion of well-endowed: Its not only that Norwegians are huge dicks, they are also uptight assholes. ?
Habebe rank	Fri Apr 03 17:50:36 2020 That's my point. Its too vague. That said I've read up a bit on life extension. There is a church of eternal life in Fla ( think Fla) Metformin seems to have a positive effect.
jergul rank	Fri Apr 03 18:13:28 2020 Why would you want Gates and Musk to have clinical immortality? I am all for extention, but rich fucktards have to have an expiry date or we are all screwed.
Habebe rank	Fri Apr 03 19:04:47 2020 Jergul, Some times its better to not try so hard. I also tend not to dwell on the size of other mens genitals, because im straight.
jergul rank	Fri Apr 03 19:09:06 2020 I was suggesting try smart, not hard. The countersuggestion took me all of 3 seconds to think up :-). You seemed pretty focused on male genitilia when you compiled your Norwegian causes of death. But that may have just been your subconcious typing.
Habebe rank	Fri Apr 03 19:15:25 2020 "The countersuggestion took me all of 3 seconds to think up :-)." Yeah, but it came off more gay than smart amd funny. As for what I typed you let your imagination run wild.
Habebe rank	Fri Apr 03 19:46:18 2020 Side note, im day 3 into quiting cigs doni may be more irritable than usual.
Nimatzo rank	Fri Apr 03 20:17:25 2020 No no, you are as much of an asshole as you ever were, you are just more aware of it now that you can’t sooth yourself. ;-)
jergul rank	Fri Apr 03 20:59:02 2020 Gay is smart and funny. Don't you watch tv?
Average Ameriacn rank	Sat Apr 04 00:59:07 2020 Kushner will save us, don't believe the hate speech of the NYT http://www...jared-kushner-coronavirus.html
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