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Nimatzo
iChihuaha
Wed May 13 12:28:52
So finally tomorrow after 8 weeks of only doing body weight and kettlebells exercises DHL is comming with what will become the gym =)

It took forever, like 7 weeks to find the place that actually had gym supplies left because apparently alot of people decided they should get a gym because something about a virus.

Olympic barbell and weights.
Battletrope
Muy thai bag
Pull up bar
Gym floors
TRX
A bike
dumbells
Clubs
And of course, more kettlebells, oh yes you can always own more kettlebells.

I haven’t been this excited since I figured out you could mastrubate!
kilo
Member
Wed May 13 12:31:51
I've been doing calisthenics, and my apartment gym finally opened back up, so I'm good to go.
Nimatzo
iChihuaha
Wed May 13 12:49:38
Yea I ain’t going back to work or public gyms again. Next summer we are planning to envelop the entire house in a giant glass dome. I am done with other people, you guys are now my friends :-)
Habebe
Member
Wed May 13 13:11:35
I have a nice sized garage ive been thinking of extending and better insulating.
Nimatzo
iChihuaha
Wed May 13 13:20:51
Just ask yourself, do you always wash your hands after you have scratched your balls or asshole. And I mean not through a layer of pants and boxers,, but scratching the actual asshole. Do you? Neither does anyone else and they use the same equipments with their asshole hands. Isolate that garage, what I have told you can not be unheard.
Habebe
Member
Wed May 13 13:45:08
Well only myself and my dad use the garage, he is in a wheel chair so he doesn't go to the 2nd floor at all.
patom
Member
Wed May 13 14:01:40
If I want any weights lifted I'll hire some young fellas to do it. :)
Habebe
Member
Wed May 13 14:10:47
Patom, Are you gonna lure them in with promises of popsicles in the basement?
Rugian
Member
Wed May 13 14:11:14
"Scratching the actual asshole?" Dude, get checked for hemorrhoids already.
jergul
large member
Wed May 13 14:34:03
"It took forever, like 7 weeks" Tell me about it. I still have an order pending with expected delivery 20th June.

An American product, so I am graciously being much more charitable than I otherwise would have. That country has been hit hard.

I also dropped my membership. Hi new friends!
jergul
large member
Wed May 13 14:51:03
Those dome projects are very cool. It would be great to have up here.
sam adams
Member
Wed May 13 14:51:21
Congrats. Wise choice. A home gym is fucking great.

If I didnt have a home gym for the rainy winter months i would have to either kill myself or start playing indoor soccer. Preferably the former.
Average Ameriacn
Member
Wed May 13 14:56:44
I have a shooting range in the basement.
Renzo Marquez
Member
Wed May 13 15:10:12
Clubs?
Nimatzo
iChihuaha
Wed May 13 15:17:13
Jergul
I was joking, but just a bit. Like the southern side of the building an entire section of the house as a glasshouse/greenhouse. Is likely. I want to grow oranges and grapes and all kinds of stuff.

Something like this, but skip the roof section.

http://www...llan-ligger-inuti-ett-vaxthus/

But yea, the dream would be to have the entire house in a greenhouse, those are wicked. You can grow all the vegetables you need for an entire family.
Nimatzo
iChihuaha
Wed May 13 15:20:51
Renzo

http://www.pinterest.se/pin/267190190371135844/
Renzo Marquez
Member
Wed May 13 15:27:11
Interesting. All I've got right now are a heavy bag, rowing machine, and pull up + dip station (w/dip belt and a couple plates to add weight).

Also have one pair of dumbbells and a kettlebell that are too light. Was thinking about getting some heavier ones but now I'll consider the clubs too. Any good source on club workouts?
Nimatzo
iChihuaha
Wed May 13 15:41:37
No one specific I just youtubed and over some time put together something. There is a channel on youtube ciach vaughn, he has some videos about it.
Nimatzo
iChihuaha
Wed May 13 15:42:28
Coach vaughn*
Forwyn
Member
Wed May 13 16:22:12
Public gym is back open. Numbers surprisingly went slightly up. A guess a few weeks of relative rest of calisthenics and pullups helps.

Peeps are pretty good about wiping down all of their shit, and spacing out when not spotting.
Dakyron
Member
Wed May 13 16:29:23
"I've been doing calisthenics, and my apartment gym finally opened back up, so I'm good to go. "

Havent bought a house yet in like 20 years? Still trying to become mayor or whatever or did the 6th straight failure kill your dream for good?
Dakyron
Member
Wed May 13 16:35:59
"Just ask yourself, do you always wash your hands after you have scratched your balls or asshole. And I mean not through a layer of pants and boxers,, but scratching the actual asshole. Do you? Neither does anyone else and they use the same equipments with their asshole hands. Isolate that garage, what I have told you can not be unheard. "

Why you should never visit a middle eastern country, where they wipe their ass with their hands and still don't wash.
sam adams
Member
Wed May 13 16:59:39
Its not even the covids. I want my machine and my tv to be mine. Oh and fuck driving.
Habebe
Member
Wed May 13 18:44:22
Renzo , all you need is some more dumb bells, with a.good set of bells you work all your major muscles, 45-95 should be all you need every 10 lbs.
CrownRoyal
Member
Wed May 13 20:46:14
"Just ask yourself, do you always wash your hands after you have scratched your balls or asshole. And I mean not through a layer of pants and boxers,, but scratching the actual asshole. Do you? Neither does anyone else and they use the same equipments with their asshole hands. Isolate that garage, what I have told you can not be unheard. "



Well put, bravo
Nimatzo
iChihuaha
Thu May 14 00:38:24
Yea, one day I was unusually present in the moment making a sandwich. I was like, hmm did I just scratch my asshole and grab a piece of bread right out of the bag? Yes I did. I tried not think about it, surely other people are more reasponsible and not as filthy as me? Then I realized I was in no way special or exceptional and the real horror was coming to terms with the fact that I am actually quite average in terms of poor hygien and filth.

My wife has accepted it, she still asks though, where have those hands been? Baby do not ask questions you don’t want the answers to. They have been every where, you know me.
Habebe
Member
Thu May 14 00:46:14
"Then I realized I was in no way special or exceptional "

Absolutely, you should have known this for some time by now.

"surely other people are more reasponsible and not as filthy as me?"

Most likley.

"My wife has accepted it"

Sometimes is good to settle.

jergul
large member
Thu May 14 03:01:15
Nimi
hehe, I knew you were joking. A dome seems incompatible with a newer mortgage. But give it a few years :D
jergul
large member
Thu May 14 03:05:34
This is why we use lavender scented kittylitter.

Its nice to be reminded where those paws have been when happy cats come to knead their paws in your face.
Nimatzo
iChihuaha
Thu May 14 05:04:06
Mmm is that lavendel scented cat shit I smell, Jergul?

Why, yes it is!
jergul
large member
Thu May 14 05:06:39
That is exactly it! 2 kittens are out of here on saturday. With the others following next week. Thats 14 weeks of kittens and 8 weeks of 7 cats in litter boxes (note the use of plural).

I am very tired of cleaning litterboxes several times a day.
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