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patom
Member Wed May 20 11:56:54
Bitten by a bear.

http://ban...-on-by-a-bear-caught-on-video/

smart dude
Member Wed May 20 12:37:49
imagine that's the last thing you ever see. yikes.

Paramount
Member Wed May 20 13:06:29
That American made video does not work with the American made iMac and OS and the American webbrowser Safari. The file can not be played. Error.

patom
Member Wed May 20 13:09:33
Sorry Paramount, I'm no techie. What you see is what you get.
It's an American Black bear.

Paramount
Member Wed May 20 13:11:45
Does the bear eat a person in the video?

TJ
Member Wed May 20 13:38:08
Use your imagination with this jpg link.

"Does the bear eat a person in the video?"

It was gnawing playfully at a recording device.
The video quality was lousy for obvious reasons.

http://cdn...5/black-bear-50133_960_720.jpg

Forwyn
Member Wed May 20 13:49:08
"imagine that's the last thing you ever see."

If you manage to get rekt by a black bear, you probably deserved it

Allahuakbar
Member Wed May 20 14:00:41
Paramount: you will see the bear hunting a jew and the jew runs away screaming. You MUST find a way to watch it.

patom
Member Wed May 20 14:23:28
I really didn't know there were resident bears on Mt. Desert Island. Bears do a lot of traveling, wonder if they have cameras on the Trenton Bridge to see if they came across the bridge.

Dakyron
Member Wed May 20 14:25:43
Mt Desert Island is the stupidest name ever for a heavily forested hilltop in Maine.

Dakyron
Member Wed May 20 14:27:02
I was in Maine this time last year. Almost got into a fight with some long haired, mouthbreathing redneck fuck who got pissed off because I stood in the middle of road keeping traffic stopped while a woman with a sprained ankle crossed the street.

Paramount
Member Tue May 26 05:26:07
What it looks like to escape from a bear:

http://www...ed-down-mountain-by-brown-bear

patom
Member Tue May 26 05:58:32
Wow, there is no way a human can out run a bear. Might as well try this approach, or retreat if possible. They have poor eyesight but if you have the luck of being down wind from them it may work. They have pretty keen sense of smell.

Wrath of Orion
Member Tue May 26 13:45:52
Always travel in pairs in bear country, and make sure you're faster than your companion.

jergul
large member Tue May 26 13:53:20
Russians in Barentsburg habitually scared away polar bears banging pots and pans together.

Personally, I think it is a classic case of the right to bear arms.

If grizzly or polarbear territory, then fucking have a high powered rifle.

I have carried around a rifle lots in that kind of territory.

patom
Member Tue May 26 15:08:18
I support the right to arm bears.

jergul
large member Tue May 26 16:42:24
Seems only fair.

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patom Member	Wed May 20 11:56:54 Bitten by a bear. http://ban...-on-by-a-bear-caught-on-video/
smart dude Member	Wed May 20 12:37:49 imagine that's the last thing you ever see. yikes.
Paramount Member	Wed May 20 13:06:29 That American made video does not work with the American made iMac and OS and the American webbrowser Safari. The file can not be played. Error.
patom Member	Wed May 20 13:09:33 Sorry Paramount, I'm no techie. What you see is what you get. It's an American Black bear.
Paramount Member	Wed May 20 13:11:45 Does the bear eat a person in the video?
TJ Member	Wed May 20 13:38:08 Use your imagination with this jpg link. "Does the bear eat a person in the video?" It was gnawing playfully at a recording device. The video quality was lousy for obvious reasons. http://cdn...5/black-bear-50133_960_720.jpg
Forwyn Member	Wed May 20 13:49:08 "imagine that's the last thing you ever see." If you manage to get rekt by a black bear, you probably deserved it
Allahuakbar Member	Wed May 20 14:00:41 Paramount: you will see the bear hunting a jew and the jew runs away screaming. You MUST find a way to watch it.
patom Member	Wed May 20 14:23:28 I really didn't know there were resident bears on Mt. Desert Island. Bears do a lot of traveling, wonder if they have cameras on the Trenton Bridge to see if they came across the bridge.
Dakyron Member	Wed May 20 14:25:43 Mt Desert Island is the stupidest name ever for a heavily forested hilltop in Maine.
Dakyron Member	Wed May 20 14:27:02 I was in Maine this time last year. Almost got into a fight with some long haired, mouthbreathing redneck fuck who got pissed off because I stood in the middle of road keeping traffic stopped while a woman with a sprained ankle crossed the street.
Paramount Member	Tue May 26 05:26:07 What it looks like to escape from a bear: http://www...ed-down-mountain-by-brown-bear
patom Member	Tue May 26 05:58:32 Wow, there is no way a human can out run a bear. Might as well try this approach, or retreat if possible. They have poor eyesight but if you have the luck of being down wind from them it may work. They have pretty keen sense of smell.
Wrath of Orion Member	Tue May 26 13:45:52 Always travel in pairs in bear country, and make sure you're faster than your companion.
jergul large member	Tue May 26 13:53:20 Russians in Barentsburg habitually scared away polar bears banging pots and pans together. Personally, I think it is a classic case of the right to bear arms. If grizzly or polarbear territory, then fucking have a high powered rifle. I have carried around a rifle lots in that kind of territory.
patom Member	Tue May 26 15:08:18 I support the right to arm bears.
jergul large member	Tue May 26 16:42:24 Seems only fair.
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