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Rugian
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Fri Mar 19 18:12:31 2021
http://mob...ler/status/1372938131339628544

Jesus fucking Christ.
Nimatzo
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Fri Mar 19 18:36:49 2021
Two counts of "Jesus Fucking Christ" and one count of "dear lord", when he collapsed at the end.
obaminated
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Fri Mar 19 18:43:44 2021
Somewhere kamala Harris takes chuck schumers dick out of her mouth and smiles.
tumbleweed
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Fri Mar 19 18:52:30 2021
he slipped on a crab, who put that crab there?
habebe
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Fri Mar 19 18:57:38 2021
Did anyone see Psaki (known for her interracial porn films) pretty much laugh at Biden being challenged by Putin to a live debate?

She knows he wouldnt leave the basement.
obaminated
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Fri Mar 19 20:44:04 2021
And it is a day after putin wished biden "good health".

Kremlin already got to Biden.
Rugian
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Fri Mar 19 20:59:59 2021
How long until the media reports that the stairway carpet was manufactured in Russia?

Anyway, his press team's excuse was that it was windy out...lol.
Rugian
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Fri Mar 19 21:01:54 2021
Oh, and he also called Kamala "President Harris"...AGAIN...

http://mob...ler/status/1372633536944046081
tumbleweed
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Fri Mar 19 21:07:29 2021
and yet i feel way more comfortable with him making decisions than the guy who regularly made shit up & proudly never prepared & only believed what people told him if it was what he wanted to be true & put himself above everything & had no moral compass & so many other problems...
kargen
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Fri Mar 19 21:30:22 2021
This is about President Biden not Trump you delusional twit.
obaminated
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Fri Mar 19 21:43:20 2021
Tw cant live in a world without trump. Sad.
TJ
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Fri Mar 19 21:51:28 2021
It appeared that his ankle failed him. Maybe it had something to do with his injury a few months back.
Habebe
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Fri Mar 19 21:54:18 2021
"Anyway, his press team's excuse was that it was windy out...lol."

Will he blow away next?hahaha
patom
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Fri Mar 19 22:04:07 2021
Probably needs more physical therapy. My left knee gave out taking two steps across the living room floor. Took me down quick. I've been delaying a knee replacement for 3 years. I was doing good until I got lazy and stopped doing my exercises. I've started them back up and it feels somewhat better. I'm still scheduled for knee replacement in August.
Biden was more than likely trying to move like there was no problem with his ankle. If FDR could function from a wheel chair, I'm thinking Biden can still function.
obaminated
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Fri Mar 19 22:16:30 2021
Pretty sure biden recieves better medical care than a retired prison guard.
TJ
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Fri Mar 19 22:19:40 2021
"I've been delaying a knee replacement for 3 years."

Medical care doesn't seem to be the issue with Tom or Biden.
Habebe
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Sat Mar 20 02:40:06 2021
Has anyone put a Benny hill soundtrack to it yet?
Habebe
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Sat Mar 20 02:45:24 2021
http://youtu.be/1VixEO8RF-Q

Its the internet, of course They did.
Dukhat
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Sat Mar 20 06:13:34 2021
*yawn* slow news day

kargen
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Sat Mar 20 06:29:16 2021
Watched the video and he did something to his left knee. The second stumble was because he caught the step with the toe of his shoe and probably doesn't have the ankle strength yet to compensate for that.

Anyway his knee is going to be sore. When he went up the final few steps you can tell he is favoring the right.
habebe
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Sat Mar 20 12:24:22 2021
Mabey related to his twisted ankle a few months ago.
www.yeswecansong.com
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Sat Mar 20 16:34:17 2021
He was walking too fast. If he would be as slow as Trump he would not stumble.
Paramount
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Sat Mar 20 18:14:04 2021
I doubt that was the real Biden. Because as you said, he was walking too fast. Biden is kinda slow. I think they keep the real Biden safe and secure in a bunker under the White House, where they have kept all of the presidents during their term of office, for precautionary measures. You don't want the president to get hurt or to get assassinated, so what you see in the public is most likely a look-alike, a doppleganger.
OsamaIsDaWorstPresid
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Sun Mar 21 16:24:19 2021
rofl he cant evin walk iz he gona b da 1st weelchail presidant
habebe
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Sun Mar 21 18:06:13 2021
FDR was a lying cripple.
Hrothgar
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Sun Mar 21 18:16:22 2021
Remember when GWB nearly died choking on a peanut?
TJ
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Sun Mar 21 18:22:54 2021
No, I remember it being a pretzel.
habebe
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Sun Mar 21 18:28:58 2021
Yeah it was pretzels.
Rugian
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Sun Mar 21 18:49:10 2021
Hrothgar
Member Sun Mar 21 11:16:22
Remember when GWB nearly died choking on a [pretzel]?

For which he was relentlessly mocked. Hell, SNL even ran a bit where his "pretzel" bruise was actually an injury suffered from being beaten up by Sick Cheney:

http://www...tzel-choke-cold-opening/n11551

The difference is Bush was just a lovable idiot who let a pretzel go down the wrong pipe, while Biden is experiencing a clear decline in mental and physical capabilities.
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