Utopia Talk / Politics / Good bye 007

Nimatzo iChihuaha	Tue Sep 28 12:28:27 http://www...me-to-die-lashana-lynch/564347 She continued: “I thought there might be a scene where she’s coming out of the toilet and you see her throw her tampon in the bin. “We don’t need to make a meal out of it! But we’re in the ladies’ room, you’re going to see someone pick their nose or pull out their wedgie. Bottom line: this woman is going to be relatable.” How relatable is James Bond and would he be more relatable for you guys if in one scene he farts and turns around to sniff it?
Nimatzo iChihuaha	Tue Sep 28 12:31:50 Then one of the evil henchmen asks, was that you Mr Bond? And Bond smiles and says, the olives in the Martini gives me gas. I would relate to this. It would makes James Bond more human. It is as we go to watch these fucking movies as an escape into a fantasy world, where the technology is impossible, the physical feats defy human biology and everyone is beautiful and perfect. But no, you can't have that!
TheChildren Member	Tue Sep 28 12:37:13 what da fuck r u even talkin about. and arent u da feminized sissy who sits on da toilet 2 take a piss. u da last person who shuld be takin about tampons and gas and shit.
Cherub Cow Member	Sun Oct 03 03:59:56 I thought this was a resurrected thread from two years ago, since that's about when this topic was relevant: "Bond Women: How Rising Stars Lashana Lynch and Ana de Armas Are Helping Modernize 007" [Hollywood Reporter; November 6th, 2019] http://www...-modernize-james-bond-1252345/ "“We had one conversation about her maybe being on her period in one scene, and maybe at the beginning of the scene — and I spoke to Cary about this — throwing her tampon in the thing,” says Lynch, making a motion of tossing trash into the bin. (She’s mum about whether it made it in.)" .. This weakening of heroic characters has been part of the usual pinko propaganda machine using slave morality to demoralize the U.S., so it would probably be best to go through the old Bond catalogue instead of paying the studio money for the new one. Still, the hope with the latest trailer has been that the studio realized that this "modern" take would not be received well, so they either removed that content in editing.. or just pretended that they did for the new trailer (the new trailer focused more on Bond's success than on Bond being some out-of-it dinosaur). The Rotten Tomatoes reviews have been coming in from the critics, and they rate it well (82%), which is a bad sign; it means that the woke mob may like it. The audience score will be the telling thing. If it's super low... it's woke propaganda, and no one should give the studio their money.
Habebe Member	Sun Oct 03 08:56:24 I havnt seen a Bond film since they put in the blonde guy....see what it led to?
Nimatzo iChihuaha	Sun Oct 03 09:04:25 CC Fair enough, it is relevant again I guess, now that the movie is finally releasing.
Rugian Member	Sun Oct 03 09:37:42 Why are you guys still talking about trailers? The movie is out.
Nimatzo iChihuaha	Sun Oct 03 10:04:43 This new James Bond movie is a post modern analysis of the entire Franchise. James Bond is basically in the narrative dealing with the tropes of the past, deconstructing the entire James Bond narrative, through the lens of the British government employee "James Bond" employee no. 132007 living set in a post metoo world. Which is itself the new narrative.
murder Member	Sun Oct 03 10:24:01 The next Bond needs to be a non-binary male tranny of color, on the spectrum, and in a wheelchair.
Habebe Member	Sun Oct 03 10:38:13 Also it alternates between being deaf and or blind with synesthesia. Is also an immigrant who has struggled against oppression from the patriarchy and the colonialist white males of colonial Britain.
murder Member	Sun Oct 03 10:50:45 A single father who drives a minivan and can't work weekends because he needs to spend time with his daughter/son ... gender to be determined at the child's discretion. Also no more guns. Bond now relies on peer counseling to resolve disputes with foreign agents and evil masterminds.
obaminated Member	Sun Oct 03 12:33:23 This is hilarious. Nim is correct. Bond is a fantasy that men want to be and women want to be with. No dude wants to be with some dyke who casually tosses a tampon into a trash bin and no woman fantasizes about being a woman who does that.
Habebe Member	Sun Oct 03 13:22:05 We're gonna workshop "Father" a bit to partner life provider. This show is actually turning out to be watchable.Its not Bond but its definitely a trainwreck.
Cherub Cow Member	Tue Oct 05 07:45:25 "Is also an immigrant who has struggled against oppression from the patriarchy and the colonialist white males of colonial Britain." To get that rolling, Bond opens the borders into England for all refugees, and all the white people leave the island, saying sorry for thousands of years of oppression and colonialism. The new (temporary) ruler of the UK has been caught in blackface about a dozen times but is handsome and an ally. In the sequel, he will turn his power over to a strong intersectional indigenous person (not indigenous to England, though, since that would be racist). Also, Bond apologizes for having a penis, gets a sex change, and sings Kesha's "Tik Tok" on Masked Singer to show that all of the West's champions have become subservient to their new rulers.
Seb Member	Wed Oct 13 17:12:18 Well I don't know what random culture war coolaid you guys have been imbibing but I just watched it and there were no tampons. It was a pretty good bond film.
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