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Utopia Talk / Politics / Roman Silver penis found
Im better then you
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Fri Jun 10 01:22:37
Yes, the uber macho Romans who conquered Europe by stabbing and nailing dissenters to crosses would wear small silver dicks around their neck to stop people giving them the "stink eye"


Look at the detail and craftsmanship very impressive. It's safe for work.
Fri Jun 10 05:32:26

Those were the beta males. The alphas wore giant gold dicks around their necks.

Fri Jun 10 08:30:25
Necklace hole? Or finger hole for maneuvering.
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